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Indeed, that was a most excellent joke. i would've laughed my ass off if i was there.

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one of the upcomming ANAL CUNT tracks is called.

"im glad that faggot from nasum is dead"


I saw this in another forum and I duno if its true, but if it is then Anal Cunt are the biggest idiots ever. This isn't funny.


Hypocrite. All their other song titles are OK but just because it's Miesko it's wrong? Anal Cunt aren't funny after about ten minutes.


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Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
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one of the upcomming ANAL CUNT tracks is called.

"im glad that faggot from nasum is dead"


I saw this in another forum and I duno if its true, but if it is then Anal Cunt are the biggest idiots ever. This isn't funny.


Hypocrite. All their other song titles are OK but just because it's Miesko it's wrong? Anal Cunt aren't funny after about ten minutes.


Hells yeah its wrong becuse Mieszko was awesome, and it's not nice to call a dead guy a fag. Not cool.


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Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
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one of the upcomming ANAL CUNT tracks is called.

"im glad that faggot from nasum is dead"


I saw this in another forum and I duno if its true, but if it is then Anal Cunt are the biggest idiots ever. This isn't funny.


Hypocrite. All their other song titles are OK but just because it's Miesko it's wrong? Anal Cunt aren't funny after about ten minutes.


Hells yeah its wrong becuse Mieszko was awesome, and it's not nice to call a dead guy a fag. Not cool.


I'm saying they are all wrong, not just here. You can't be fine with them calling other dead people fags...


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Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
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one of the upcomming ANAL CUNT tracks is called.

"im glad that faggot from nasum is dead"


I saw this in another forum and I duno if its true, but if it is then Anal Cunt are the biggest idiots ever. This isn't funny.


Hypocrite. All their other song titles are OK but just because it's Miesko it's wrong? Anal Cunt aren't funny after about ten minutes.


Hells yeah its wrong becuse Mieszko was awesome, and it's not nice to call a dead guy a fag. Not cool.


I'm saying they are all wrong, not just here. You can't be fine with them calling other dead people fags...


No. I actually love their titles, though I haven't even heard one song by them. I don't care if they call the entire world I don't know gay, I'm a selfish bastad.

these are lol titles:
-Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
-No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
-Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
-The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
-Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
-I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women


lolz


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I guess the best story I can think of is from about two years ago (it was in the newspaper). This guy had his crack (as in crack-cocaine) stolen. And so he went to the cops and said, "Hey man, these guys just stole my crack." He went to jail, of course.

Speaking of crack, my best friend's sister is named Dawn. This past weekend I was over the family's house having breakfast (I've known them for 15 years). Dawn is bent over picking up her daughter's muffin and her ass crack slipped out. I looked, pointed, and I go, "Hey! Look! The crack of dawn!"

No one laughed. :shock: I found it quite funny, but these people have never gotten my sense of humor. I'm too crude or something. Pffft! A wasted zinger. That's a once in a lifetime thing, how many other Dawns will I meet that show their asscrack without knowing? Never again, more than likely. What a waste.


I'd say it was a worthy zinger, if that means anything.

I'd zing it.


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Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
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one of the upcomming ANAL CUNT tracks is called.

"im glad that faggot from nasum is dead"


I saw this in another forum and I duno if its true, but if it is then Anal Cunt are the biggest idiots ever. This isn't funny.


Hypocrite. All their other song titles are OK but just because it's Miesko it's wrong? Anal Cunt aren't funny after about ten minutes.


Hells yeah its wrong becuse Mieszko was awesome, and it's not nice to call a dead guy a fag. Not cool.


I'm saying they are all wrong, not just here. You can't be fine with them calling other dead people fags...


No. I actually love their titles, though I haven't even heard one song by them. I don't care if they call the entire world I don't know gay, I'm a selfish bastad.

these are lol titles:
-Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
-No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
-Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
-The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
-Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
-I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women


lolz


They are actually a shite band, though. If I wanted to listen to grind, I'd listen to grind. And those titles really are only funny the first few times.


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You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear! Look at you you fucking queer!


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I Submitted Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos?


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The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS is Awesome.


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The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS is Awesome.


Yeah, exactly. How is that funny? Their whole shtick is stupid.


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Zad wrote:
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The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS is Awesome.


Yeah, exactly. How is that funny? Their whole shtick is stupid.


Shooting kids up with AIDS is awesome.[/tastelss joke]

What's more stupid, taking the piss out of offensive stuff, or the fact that a guy actually did that to his kid.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
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The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS is Awesome.


Yeah, exactly. How is that funny? Their whole shtick is stupid.


Shooting kids up with AIDS is awesome.[/tastelss joke]

What's more stupid, taking the piss out of offensive stuff, or the fact that a guy actually did that to his kid.


As Kathaarian proved earlier on, everyone has their limits. Either you applaud everything they do, or none of it. Saying things like shooting your kid full of AIDS is fine, but calling Miesko a dead faggot is not is pure hypocrisy.

My limits come earlier than yours, obviously, but it might help if the music they made was any good. Otherwise, they're a joke band, and there's few things worse.


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Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Zad wrote:
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The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With AIDS is Awesome.


Yeah, exactly. How is that funny? Their whole shtick is stupid.


Shooting kids up with AIDS is awesome.[/tastelss joke]

What's more stupid, taking the piss out of offensive stuff, or the fact that a guy actually did that to his kid.


As Kathaarian proved earlier on, everyone has their limits. Either you applaud everything they do, or none of it. Saying things like shooting your kid full of AIDS is fine, but calling Miesko a dead faggot is not is pure hypocrisy.

My limits come earlier than yours, obviously, but it might help if the music they made was any good. Otherwise, they're a joke band, and there's few things worse.


I agree for the most part. I like Nasum and Genocide SS myself, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to be bothered by Seth Putnam naming a song that. Eithier everything is fair game, or nothing is.


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It's in Canada.


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A few days ago...

A fellow Wal-Mart associate: "One thing I don't get... do Mexicans speak Spanish or Mexican?"

Me: "Are you kidding me?"


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 11:16 pm 
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/shop-at-home-idiot.html

I think this guy takes the cake in stupidity


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Jaden wrote:
A few days ago...

A fellow Wal-Mart associate: "One thing I don't get... do Mexicans speak Spanish or Mexican?"

Me: "Are you kidding me?"


Not that stupid actually. Mexicans speak a bastard version of Spanish, with bits of various Native American languages mixed in. I've seen many a Mexican fail a Spanish class, because they don't speak proper Spanish. We call it Tex-Mex down here.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
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A few days ago...

A fellow Wal-Mart associate: "One thing I don't get... do Mexicans speak Spanish or Mexican?"

Me: "Are you kidding me?"


Not that stupid actually. Mexicans speak a bastard version of Spanish, with bits of various Native American languages mixed in. I've seen many a Mexican fail a Spanish class, because they don't speak proper Spanish. We call it Tex-Mex down here.


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