Fingon wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Fingon wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Fingon wrote:
Tortoises pff poser!Ever bought a Troll? you pay a fortune and all he does is tearing down the house, scratching his hairy ass and eating all your food..and the fridge itself :roll:
trolls eat me?
In a perfect world.
you're just jealous of my dashing good looks.
didn't you have trouble finding a girl?

that's cuz no one south of the alps appreciates long hair. I also seem evil cuz I listen to metal. *sigh*...
well i maybe don't have that long hair and i don't have
METUHL!!!11!1!1! marked on my forehead i'm going to give you a few hints(they worked here so)
-jeans and leather baby, lot's of chicks dig it..it's like scientifically proven
-get a tattoo
-just act like you can have everyone because it's well known that women feel attracted to those they "can't" get.
I almost only wear jeans, but I can't find leather stuff anywhere, so I wear a jeans jacket with loads of pins like 666, inverted crosses and band names. I'm not getting a tattoo jes' yet, maybe later. allright, i'll try em out. but i think i'm just naturally a too nice guy.