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What do you find most attractive in a potential mate?
Good looks 52%  52%  [ 16 ]
Good brain 13%  13%  [ 4 ]
Good sex 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Good personality 32%  32%  [ 10 ]
Good taste in music 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Other 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Total votes : 31
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Antonakis
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My wife just walked in my room wearing a singlet and no bra. She had hard nipples and I touched them.


Photo or it didn't happen
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noodles
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HEHE BOOBIES AND NIPPLES

i touched a boobie last night while my gf and i were putting our evil plan to get her friend to take her shirt off and pin her down in the snow into motion.
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KinderGentlerGenocide
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Why isn't "gay sex" an option?
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KinderGentlerGenocide
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No no, noodles, don't try to dissuade me, I got your back 100% buddy.

AHEM... this forum is discriminating against a growing population, and I demand this thread be made fag-accessable for disabled people like noodles. He obviously is very offended by the mere sight of the word "sex" without the word "gay" in front of it, and I vomit at the thought of him having a sex life, but that's his thing evidently, and you gotta let him float his own boat, no matter how incredibly gay it is.

We live in a new era, dammit.
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Eyesore
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
Why isn't "gay sex" an option?

Because we already know what noodles would pick.
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
No no, noodles, don't try to dissuade me, I got your back 100% buddy.

AHEM... this forum is discriminating against a growing population, and I demand this thread be made fag-accessable for disabled people like noodles. He obviously is very offended by the mere sight of the word "sex" without the word "gay" in front of it, and I vomit at the thought of him having a sex life, but that's his thing evidently, and you gotta let him float his own boat, no matter how incredibly gay it is.

We live in a new era, dammit.


"if we do that, then we will have to let them get married and shit next. Then they will reproduce and thenext thing we know they wil control congress and fore all the straight white men to be big black mens bitchs"
^the rev. Jerry Falwell
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
No no, noodles, don't try to dissuade me, I got your back 100% buddy.

AHEM... this forum is discriminating against a growing population, and I demand this thread be made fag-accessable for disabled people like noodles. He obviously is very offended by the mere sight of the word "sex" without the word "gay" in front of it, and I vomit at the thought of him having a sex life, but that's his thing evidently, and you gotta let him float his own boat, no matter how incredibly gay it is.

We live in a new era, dammit.


Noodles is Russel fucking Crowe compared to some of the closet knob-jockeys on this forum.
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KinderGentlerGenocide
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Tlaloc wrote:
KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
No no, noodles, don't try to dissuade me, I got your back 100% buddy.

AHEM... this forum is discriminating against a growing population, and I demand this thread be made fag-accessable for disabled people like noodles. He obviously is very offended by the mere sight of the word "sex" without the word "gay" in front of it, and I vomit at the thought of him having a sex life, but that's his thing evidently, and you gotta let him float his own boat, no matter how incredibly gay it is.

We live in a new era, dammit.


Noodles is Russel fucking Crowe compared to some of the closet knob-jockeys on this forum.


Yeah right, you prolly talked shit, then lost in a Dance Off to a homo, or something like that. Take your newfound respect for them, and walk, homey.
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:12 pm 
I said potential mate, not anything gender specific, and heterosexuality isn't implied.
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KinderGentlerGenocide
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Jaden wrote:
I said potential mate, not anything gender specific, and heterosexuality isn't implied.


SHUTTUP FAGGOT!
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noodles
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I don't even know why I got brought up here :(
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North From Here
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
Jaden wrote:
I said potential mate, not anything gender specific, and heterosexuality isn't implied.


SHUTTUP FAGGOT!


I don't even know if you are trying to be funny anymore, or if you have just gone partially insane.
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noodles wrote:
I don't even know why I got brought up here :(


For a suprisingly large number of people on this forum, homoerotic love is what drives their thoughts. Accusing others of it is just a vain attempt to convince themselves of their manliness. We all know that they spend hours in front of the mirror, prancing about in female attire. We just choose not to shame such manly men about their hetero shortcomings...
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I prance about in female attire. In public, even. Only sometimes, though.
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Did u know Ken has threatened to ban me about 4 times? I dont see how i am more disruptive than KGG....... he just talks shit about gays and going to jail. :lame:
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Anonymous
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following the reaper wrote:
Did u know Ken has threatened to ban me about 4 times? I dont see how i am more disruptive than KGG....... he just talks shit about gays and going to jail. :lame:


man im bout to fuck u
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Rhys
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Husker wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Did u know Ken has threatened to ban me about 4 times? I dont see how i am more disruptive than KGG....... he just talks shit about gays and going to jail. :lame:


man im bout to fuck u


Fuck me or fuck me up? :huh:
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KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
Tlaloc wrote:
KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:
No no, noodles, don't try to dissuade me, I got your back 100% buddy.

AHEM... this forum is discriminating against a growing population, and I demand this thread be made fag-accessable for disabled people like noodles. He obviously is very offended by the mere sight of the word "sex" without the word "gay" in front of it, and I vomit at the thought of him having a sex life, but that's his thing evidently, and you gotta let him float his own boat, no matter how incredibly gay it is.

We live in a new era, dammit.


Noodles is Russel fucking Crowe compared to some of the closet knob-jockeys on this forum.


Yeah right, you prolly talked shit, then lost in a Dance Off to a homo, or something like that. Take your newfound respect for them, and walk, homey.


No more drugs for that man!
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I prance about in female attire. In public, even. Only sometimes, though.

Fag.
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Antonakis
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Radagast wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I prance about in female attire. In public, even. Only sometimes, though.

Fag.


Is that "fag" ironic?? If it is, irony is hidden well behind those big dinosauric eyes. :P
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