Metal Reviews

the boss of it all - i liked the black humour, not so much the ironic making fun of itself (if it were limited to lines like "so sentimental that no living being could take it seriously" it would have been better).

Crank-Awesome, I watched it when I was drunk so maybe I over rated it but it was full on sweetness.

The Grifters - Good film. 4/5

My curiosity got the best of me and I rented the movie that almost killed Kevin Costner's career: Waterworld.

Overall, it's pretty average. Not as bad as some say, but not as good as others say. The plot was pretty non-sensical, the acting was mediocre at best, and being that the setting was (until the end) just one desolate ocean, the movie's atmosphere was pretty boring IMO. The fight scenes were cool, though. And the movie's pacing was also pretty good.

Waterworld wasn't that bad, it was just too ambitious imo.

Hitman - Shit.

The chick is so fucking hot though.

The First Snow - It was alright. Guy Pierce was awesome as usual, but the ending was bad. Good night movie where you don't have to think a whole lot. 6.5/10.

John Rambo: meh

Balls of Fury:
"I'm gonna save the panda...your panda's dead."

Meh? They thought he was a drifter. A baby killer. They learned otherwise.



Why you pushin' him?

Thats the old fucking metal rambo. The new one is just a flower metal old guy who for some reason happens to be able to handle a bow like Legolas.

Actually i think he beats him...

Just finished watching the movie El Greco and my disappointment is still fresh. This is a bad movie even for greek standards. On top of historical inaccuracies and omitions,both direction and acting are bad but not as horrible as the script which is trully and horribly unbearable. The whole thing is only salvaged when they sometimes speak greek but it's still not enough to save the movie. 2/5

Street Kings: Eeeehh... Slow at parts, and Keanu, though I love you and you're Canadian... You're so lifeless!

The Lives of Others - excellent
Planet Terror - Kickass
Lions for Lambs - Ok. Streep > Redford > Cruise

fuck yeah

before the devil knows you're dead - what a horrible cheesy melodramatic crap movie. the line "there's evil in the world, charlie. some profit from it and some are destroyed by it" and the breakup scene with his girlfriend are hilarious.

No Country For Old Men: Good God, what a great movie.

I loved it too. I kind of get the feeling that it's becoming one of those movies that's "cool" to like just because it's kind of different.

well, it's an awesome movie and it won best picture so i think that's why lots of ppl like it :O

Yeah, it's really, really good...I was gonna type an explanation but i don't really know what i'm talking about since it's actually a really popular movie.

i think if it hadn't gotten the awards it did, a lot of people would just be like "wat?" after seeing it rather than "omg genius"

maybe, i dunno