Mixed Martial Arts... Any Fans?

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:25 am

Oh yeah, I wouldn't be up either, just sayin' for those with a DVR or whatever.

And yes, that's a great site for sure. Very easy to catch up on missed events or maybe delve into some smaller shows.

DevotedWalnut · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:26 am

my only problem is that my internet sucks, so downloading torrents takes so damn long.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

cry of the banshee wrote:

Here's the thing about Kimbo-

On the one hand, I respect anybody that has the willingness to train hard and learn (though Bas Rutten may have something to say about that) and the cojones to step into a ring, octagon, whatever...
on the other hand, there comes a time when an honest self-assessment needs to happen in every man's life; Kimbo (to anyone with half a brain, at least) has no future in the UFC. Period.
Mediocre striking, glass chin, a ground game that makes a corpse look animated... he has been training MMA for some years now. If he can't even pull guard at this stage, he really should re-evaluate his career options

Which brings me to yet another point; he has, what, six or seven kids?
Does this guy have anything other than being a bodyguard or a bouncer to fall back on? And, even so, maybe only for another ten years, then what?
He's a fucking dumbass that got famous beating up other drunken idiots in back alleys via youtube, he really doesn't deserve any respect, other than his giving the effort. And I certainly won't shell out 50 clams to watch him be humiliated on any PPV.
His imminent downfall in MMA will, if he isn't a complete meathead, be a wake-up slap in the face. He ain't getting any younger, after all.

This entire post is about as dumb as it gets.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:03 am

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

Here's the thing about Kimbo-On the one hand, I respect anybody that has the willingness to train hard and learn (though Bas Rutten may have something to say about that) and the cojones to step into a ring, octagon, whatever...on the other hand, there comes a time when an honest self-assessment needs to happen in every man's life; Kimbo (to anyone with half a brain, at least) has no future in the UFC. Period.Mediocre striking, glass chin, a ground game that makes a corpse look animated... he has been training MMA for some years now. If he can't even pull guard at this stage, he really should re-evaluate his career optionsWhich brings me to yet another point; he has, what, six or seven kids?Does this guy have anything other than being a bodyguard or a bouncer to fall back on? And, even so, maybe only for another ten years, then what?He's a fucking dumbass that got famous beating up other drunken idiots in back alleys via youtube, he really doesn't deserve any respect, other than his giving the effort. And I certainly won't shell out 50 clams to watch him be humiliated on any PPV.His imminent downfall in MMA will, if he isn't a complete meathead, be a wake-up slap in the face. He ain't getting any younger, after all.

This entire post is about as dumb as it gets.

So, you really think Kimbo has a fucking snowballs chance in hell of ever competing in MMA? If so, then you're an even bigger idiot than I thought.
Explain yourself and why it is so dumb.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:48 am

Satan's Anus wrote:

The Evil Dead wrote:

I personally think Kimbo has just so-so stand up, he's improved but he still tends to go flat footed, sticks his chin out, and as shown in the Nelson fight, he wasn't able to even utilize his stand up to do any damage when the fight was taking place on the feet. Roy wasn't scared of him.

Well, now you're just being silly. Roy was in no way not scared. Well, he's a fighter so I imagine he wasn't actually scared, but he wanted nothing to do with Kimbo's punches.

As for his stand-up in general, it's much better than average, I'd say. He may have a weak chin, though, but when he got dropped by that fairy-boy, he was a dummy and closed his eyes/had his head down. If a fighter wants to get KO'd, he should close his eyes.

That said, Kimbo is little more than a marketing tool, and a damn good one. But he's not entirely worthless.

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Man....man...man what a ****ing shitty fight. And i don't mean Kimbo... Roy was a big fat ****ing pussy that did nothing but lay on him with bitch hits. Then he gets up acting all bad ass like he just kicked the shit out of him. Kimbo had that shit to bad his ground game is crap. Will see if he gets to fight again. I hope sooo!

Such well educated fans. If Nelson is just such a big fat sack of worthless shit, what does that make Kimbo? lol.

I had something of the same reaction. Nelson, despite controlling the ground game, didn't look impressive at all. Let's keep it in perspective here. He beat Kimbo "No Ground Game" Slice. Are you really that impressed that a guy with Nelson's skills beat a guy in an area he has nearly no skills?

The thing is, had Nelson been fighting anyone but Kimbo, most people would call it a lame performance. But Kimbo is extra-hated.

If nelson is so unimpressive, how did he manage to make your boy Slice look like a fool? He pulled a Benny Hill-esque slap down on Kimbo, obviously he wasn't trying to hurt him. Do you honestly think that those pitter-patters were all Nelson had? Get the fuck outta here. He even claimed that he didn't use his right hand because he is saving it.
as for this little gem:

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Let's keep it in perspective here. He beat Kimbo "No Ground Game" Slice. Are you really that impressed that a guy with Nelson's skills beat a guy in an area he has nearly no skills?

Where do all fights start? that's right. Standing up. So why didn't Kimbo knock Nelson the fuck out? And I am sure his coaches didn't mean to just lay there and do nothing until the ref stands them up; surely an expert such as yourself knows the ref won't stand them up if one is in a dominant position. And a crucifix is just that.
Haha, whatever, man.

Any credibility that you claim to have on this subject just flew right out the window.

Ohhh, but he (Kimbo) is trying...
well, there you go, he obviously belongs in the UFC.
Bullshit. His striking is mediocre at best, his chin is made of glass, he has no ground game... what does he have going for him other than internet notoriety? Petruzelli tooled the clown.
:lol:

Face it, your boy is nothing more than a ratings gimmick. Fanboyism; gotta love it.

traptunderice · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:24 pm

If anything respect the guy for trying to get the big payout for his children.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:51 pm

traptunderice wrote:

If anything respect the guy for trying to get the big payout for his children.

Yeah, but, like I said an honest self-evaluation and what your future has in store garners more respect (to me, at least, some may disagree) than some starry-eyed dream of fame and fortune.

I DON"T have much respect for any man that goes around like some kind of 'hood version of Johnny Appleseed without any real solid means of supporting his offspring.
But, that's not my business, really.

What I don't get is how anybody can take his attempt at MMA seriously. By the time he even gets to the point (if ever) of having anything resembling the tools required to compete (compete, not get humiiated) in the UFC, he will be way too old. His being this very humble and nice guy has absolutely nothing to do with anything. MMA is not about personalities, I could care less about how nice a guy a fighter is.
He's already slow, and once 40 hits you, everyting changes, believe it. Dana's using him for ratings, and that's the bottom line here.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

cry of the banshee wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

Here's the thing about Kimbo-On the one hand, I respect anybody that has the willingness to train hard and learn (though Bas Rutten may have something to say about that) and the cojones to step into a ring, octagon, whatever...on the other hand, there comes a time when an honest self-assessment needs to happen in every man's life; Kimbo (to anyone with half a brain, at least) has no future in the UFC. Period.Mediocre striking, glass chin, a ground game that makes a corpse look animated... he has been training MMA for some years now. If he can't even pull guard at this stage, he really should re-evaluate his career optionsWhich brings me to yet another point; he has, what, six or seven kids?Does this guy have anything other than being a bodyguard or a bouncer to fall back on? And, even so, maybe only for another ten years, then what?He's a fucking dumbass that got famous beating up other drunken idiots in back alleys via youtube, he really doesn't deserve any respect, other than his giving the effort. And I certainly won't shell out 50 clams to watch him be humiliated on any PPV.His imminent downfall in MMA will, if he isn't a complete meathead, be a wake-up slap in the face. He ain't getting any younger, after all.

This entire post is about as dumb as it gets.

So, you really think Kimbo has a fucking snowballs chance in hell of ever competing in MMA? If so, then you're an even bigger idiot than I thought.
Explain yourself and why it is so dumb.

My comment has nothing to do with what I think Kimbo will or will not achieve in MMA. I'm talking about the nonsense about him re-evaluating his career options and stuff, suggesting he find a new career, like being a bouncer. Then there's the totally pointless nonsense about how many kids he has, especially in light of you suggesting his current career choices.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

cry of the banshee wrote:

If nelson is so unimpressive, how did he manage to make your boy Slice look like a fool?

Because Kimbo sucks on the ground. Shocking, huh? If I went to the local elementary school and a kicked a girl in the pussy chops, would you be impressed? Because apparently you're impressed by fighters that beat other fighters that they totally should outclass and beat easily.

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Let's keep it in perspective here. He beat Kimbo "No Ground Game" Slice. Are you really that impressed that a guy with Nelson's skills beat a guy in an area he has nearly no skills?

Where do all fights start? that's right. Standing up. So why didn't Kimbo knock Nelson the fuck out? And I am sure his coaches didn't mean to just lay there and do nothing until the ref stands them up; surely an expert such as yourself knows the ref won't stand them up if one is in a dominant position. And a crucifix is just that.
Haha, whatever, man.

Grasping at straws. This response is bait and nothing more. You completely ignored the point and just want to pick a fight because you're all butt-hurt I called your last post dumb.

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Any credibility that you claim to have on this subject just flew right out the window.

Ohhh, but he (Kimbo) is trying...
well, there you go, he obviously belongs in the UFC.
Bullshit. His striking is mediocre at best, his chin is made of glass, he has no ground game... what does he have going for him other than internet notoriety? Petruzelli tooled the clown.
:lol:

Face it, your boy is nothing more than a ratings gimmick. Fanboyism; gotta love it.

First off, I'm no fanboy. Second, you've apparently skipped over the parts where I essentially called Kimbo a marketing tool (i.e. a ratings gimmick, in case you need that explained). Also, since you're apparently the expert around here, you should know there are countless fighters in MMA--UFC and elsewhere--that have mediocre (at best) striking, glass chins, and no ground game. And some are much worse than Kimbo. That's the dynamics of the fight game, Mr. MMA Geenyus.

You have been schooled.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:47 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

Here's the thing about Kimbo-On the one hand, I respect anybody that has the willingness to train hard and learn (though Bas Rutten may have something to say about that) and the cojones to step into a ring, octagon, whatever...on the other hand, there comes a time when an honest self-assessment needs to happen in every man's life; Kimbo (to anyone with half a brain, at least) has no future in the UFC. Period.Mediocre striking, glass chin, a ground game that makes a corpse look animated... he has been training MMA for some years now. If he can't even pull guard at this stage, he really should re-evaluate his career optionsWhich brings me to yet another point; he has, what, six or seven kids?Does this guy have anything other than being a bodyguard or a bouncer to fall back on? And, even so, maybe only for another ten years, then what?He's a fucking dumbass that got famous beating up other drunken idiots in back alleys via youtube, he really doesn't deserve any respect, other than his giving the effort. And I certainly won't shell out 50 clams to watch him be humiliated on any PPV.His imminent downfall in MMA will, if he isn't a complete meathead, be a wake-up slap in the face. He ain't getting any younger, after all.

This entire post is about as dumb as it gets.

So, you really think Kimbo has a fucking snowballs chance in hell of ever competing in MMA? If so, then you're an even bigger idiot than I thought.
Explain yourself and why it is so dumb.

My comment has nothing to do with what I think Kimbo will or will not achieve in MMA. I'm talking about the nonsense about him re-evaluating his career options and stuff, suggesting he find a new career, like being a bouncer. Then there's the totally pointless nonsense about how many kids he has, especially in light of you suggesting his current career choices.

Well, that part cosisted of 1/3 of the post, not the entire post, so bone up on your math, while you're at it. Entire post = 1/1, not 1/3.
Just saying, is all.
Sorry, didn't mean to tear down your man-crush, just calling 'em like I see 'em, I mean I don't really see why my comments regarding him would cause such a reaction in you, other than that.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:49 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

If nelson is so unimpressive, how did he manage to make your boy Slice look like a fool?

Because Kimbo sucks on the ground. Shocking, huh? If I went to the local elementary school and a kicked a girl in the pussy chops, would you be impressed? Because apparently you're impressed by fighters that beat other fighters that they totally should outclass and beat easily.

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Let's keep it in perspective here. He beat Kimbo "No Ground Game" Slice. Are you really that impressed that a guy with Nelson's skills beat a guy in an area he has nearly no skills?

Where do all fights start? that's right. Standing up. So why didn't Kimbo knock Nelson the fuck out? And I am sure his coaches didn't mean to just lay there and do nothing until the ref stands them up; surely an expert such as yourself knows the ref won't stand them up if one is in a dominant position. And a crucifix is just that.Haha, whatever, man.

Grasping at straws. This response is bait and nothing more. You completely ignored the point and just want to pick a fight because you're all butt-hurt I called your last post dumb.

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Any credibility that you claim to have on this subject just flew right out the window. Ohhh, but he (Kimbo) is trying...well, there you go, he obviously belongs in the UFC.Bullshit. His striking is mediocre at best, his chin is made of glass, he has no ground game... what does he have going for him other than internet notoriety? Petruzelli tooled the clown. :lol: Face it, your boy is nothing more than a ratings gimmick. Fanboyism; gotta love it.

First off, I'm no fanboy. Second, you've apparently skipped over the parts where I essentially called Kimbo a marketing tool (i.e. a ratings gimmick, in case you need that explained). Also, since you're apparently the expert around here, you should know there are countless fighters in MMA--UFC and elsewhere--that have mediocre (at best) striking, glass chins, and no ground game. And some are much worse than Kimbo. That's the dynamics of the fight game, Mr. MMA Geenyus. You have been schooled.

"Schooled?" :lol: Get over yourself.

I was never impressed by Nelson, just more unimpressed with Slice. And Nelson is not the "mysterious 16th" cast member that this season of TUF is seemingly centered around, now is it?

Again, if you think, going on previous and current performance, that Kimbo has a chance of accomplishing anything in MMA, than, yeah, that's a joke.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

cry of the banshee wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

My comment has nothing to do with what I think Kimbo will or will not achieve in MMA. I'm talking about the nonsense about him re-evaluating his career options and stuff, suggesting he find a new career, like being a bouncer. Then there's the totally pointless nonsense about how many kids he has, especially in light of you suggesting his current career choices.

Well, that part cosisted of 1/3 of the post, not the entire post, so bone up on your math, while you're at it. Entire post = 1/1, not 1/3.
Just saying, is all.

Sorry, didn't mean to tear down your man-crush, just calling 'em like I see 'em, I mean I don't really see why my comments regarding him would cause such a reaction in you, other than that.

Are you just making stuff up here? Why are you talking about math and making backhanded insults now? Oh, right...deflection.

Your comments cause a reaction in me because they're ignorant and foolish, and I generally dislike ignorant and foolish people. It was about you, not Kimbo.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

cry of the banshee wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

If nelson is so unimpressive, how did he manage to make your boy Slice look like a fool?

Because Kimbo sucks on the ground. Shocking, huh? If I went to the local elementary school and a kicked a girl in the pussy chops, would you be impressed? Because apparently you're impressed by fighters that beat other fighters that they totally should outclass and beat easily.

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Let's keep it in perspective here. He beat Kimbo "No Ground Game" Slice. Are you really that impressed that a guy with Nelson's skills beat a guy in an area he has nearly no skills?

Where do all fights start? that's right. Standing up. So why didn't Kimbo knock Nelson the fuck out? And I am sure his coaches didn't mean to just lay there and do nothing until the ref stands them up; surely an expert such as yourself knows the ref won't stand them up if one is in a dominant position. And a crucifix is just that.Haha, whatever, man.

Grasping at straws. This response is bait and nothing more. You completely ignored the point and just want to pick a fight because you're all butt-hurt I called your last post dumb.

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Any credibility that you claim to have on this subject just flew right out the window. Ohhh, but he (Kimbo) is trying...well, there you go, he obviously belongs in the UFC.Bullshit. His striking is mediocre at best, his chin is made of glass, he has no ground game... what does he have going for him other than internet notoriety? Petruzelli tooled the clown. :lol: Face it, your boy is nothing more than a ratings gimmick. Fanboyism; gotta love it.

First off, I'm no fanboy. Second, you've apparently skipped over the parts where I essentially called Kimbo a marketing tool (i.e. a ratings gimmick, in case you need that explained). Also, since you're apparently the expert around here, you should know there are countless fighters in MMA--UFC and elsewhere--that have mediocre (at best) striking, glass chins, and no ground game. And some are much worse than Kimbo. That's the dynamics of the fight game, Mr. MMA Geenyus. You have been schooled.

"Schooled?" :lol: Get over yourself.

I was never impressed by Nelson, just more unimpressed with Slice. And Nelson is not the "mysterious 16th" cast member that this season of TUF is seemingly centered around, now is it?

Again, if you think, going on previous and current performance, that Kimbo has a chance of accomplishing anything in MMA, than, yeah, that's a joke.

Yeah, schooled. Proven yet again by this pointless reply of yours that has nothing to do with anything I said.

:rolleyes:

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:50 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

If nelson is so unimpressive, how did he manage to make your boy Slice look like a fool?

Because Kimbo sucks on the ground. Shocking, huh? If I went to the local elementary school and a kicked a girl in the pussy chops, would you be impressed? Because apparently you're impressed by fighters that beat other fighters that they totally should outclass and beat easily.

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Let's keep it in perspective here. He beat Kimbo "No Ground Game" Slice. Are you really that impressed that a guy with Nelson's skills beat a guy in an area he has nearly no skills?

Where do all fights start? that's right. Standing up. So why didn't Kimbo knock Nelson the fuck out? And I am sure his coaches didn't mean to just lay there and do nothing until the ref stands them up; surely an expert such as yourself knows the ref won't stand them up if one is in a dominant position. And a crucifix is just that.Haha, whatever, man.

Grasping at straws. This response is bait and nothing more. You completely ignored the point and just want to pick a fight because you're all butt-hurt I called your last post dumb.

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Any credibility that you claim to have on this subject just flew right out the window. Ohhh, but he (Kimbo) is trying...well, there you go, he obviously belongs in the UFC.Bullshit. His striking is mediocre at best, his chin is made of glass, he has no ground game... what does he have going for him other than internet notoriety? Petruzelli tooled the clown. :lol: Face it, your boy is nothing more than a ratings gimmick. Fanboyism; gotta love it.

First off, I'm no fanboy. Second, you've apparently skipped over the parts where I essentially called Kimbo a marketing tool (i.e. a ratings gimmick, in case you need that explained). Also, since you're apparently the expert around here, you should know there are countless fighters in MMA--UFC and elsewhere--that have mediocre (at best) striking, glass chins, and no ground game. And some are much worse than Kimbo. That's the dynamics of the fight game, Mr. MMA Geenyus. You have been schooled.

"Schooled?" :lol: Get over yourself.

I was never impressed by Nelson, just more unimpressed with Slice. And Nelson is not the "mysterious 16th" cast member that this season of TUF is seemingly centered around, now is it?

Again, if you think, going on previous and current performance, that Kimbo has a chance of accomplishing anything in MMA, than, yeah, that's a joke.

Yeah, schooled. Proven yet again by this pointless reply of yours that has nothing to do with anything I said.

:rolleyes:

Are you on drugs?
Seriously.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:54 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

Satan's Anus wrote:

My comment has nothing to do with what I think Kimbo will or will not achieve in MMA. I'm talking about the nonsense about him re-evaluating his career options and stuff, suggesting he find a new career, like being a bouncer. Then there's the totally pointless nonsense about how many kids he has, especially in light of you suggesting his current career choices.

Well, that part cosisted of 1/3 of the post, not the entire post, so bone up on your math, while you're at it. Entire post = 1/1, not 1/3.
Just saying, is all.

Sorry, didn't mean to tear down your man-crush, just calling 'em like I see 'em, I mean I don't really see why my comments regarding him would cause such a reaction in you, other than that.

Are you just making stuff up here? Why are you talking about math and making backhanded insults now? Oh, right...deflection.

Your comments cause a reaction in me because they're ignorant and foolish, and I generally dislike ignorant and foolish people. It was about you, not Kimbo.

Classic Eyesore.
You throw out an insult, than complain and play the victim when it is reciprocated... some things never change.
You claim my "entire" post was "dumb", than say that what you meant was about 1/3 of it (the part about his children and his delusional nature. If you can claim that he is a nice guy and very humble and all that, my saying he is an irresponsible dumbass is just as valid; no, it's only "dumb" because you don't agree with it)... are you stoned?
So... educate me as to why my comments are ignorant. And foolish.

On second thought, don't bother... I've come to recognize your bullshit for what it is, and I'm not going to get sucked into it.

Consider yourself on "ignore".

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

cry of the banshee wrote:

Classic Eyesore. You throw out an insult, than complain and play the victim when it is reciprocated... some things never change.

Playing the victim? You can insult me all you want. My last reply had nothing to do with your insult; it had to do with why you insulted me (i.e. that last bit about deflection...crazy how that whole context thing works, huh?)

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You claim my "entire" post was "dumb", than say that what you meant was about 1/3 of it (the part about his children and his delusional nature. If you can claim that he is a nice guy and very humble and all that, my saying he is an irresponsible dumbass is just as valid; no, it's only "dumb" because you don't agree with it)... are you stoned?
So... educate me as to why my comments are ignorant. And foolish.

On second thought, don't bother... I've come to recognize your bullshit for what it is, and I'm not going to get sucked into it.

Consider yourself on "ignore".

You can't ignore me. Don't be silly.

Satan's Anus · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:37 pm **Posts:** 1046

Let's go.

cry of the banshee wrote:

Here's the thing about Kimbo-

On the one hand, I respect anybody that has the willingness to train hard and learn (though Bas Rutten may have something to say about that) and the cojones to step into a ring, octagon, whatever...

Dumb. I'm sure you do respect him, considering how you went on to trash him numerous times after this comment. Very "respectful." Haha.

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on the other hand, there comes a time when an honest self-assessment needs to happen in every man's life; Kimbo (to anyone with half a brain, at least) has no future in the UFC. Period.
Mediocre striking, glass chin, a ground game that makes a corpse look animated... he has been training MMA for some years now. If he can't even pull guard at this stage, he really should re-evaluate his career options

Dumb. What does this guy have to re-evaluate here? He's making the most of what opportunities he's been given, the same thing any self-respecting, intelligent human being does. You know, making lemonade out of lemons.

But fuck that! Kimbo isn't skilled enough at MMA, so he should just quit now. Who cares if he's making money and whatnot; he's got a future as a bouncer.

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Which brings me to yet another point; he has, what, six or seven kids?
Does this guy have anything other than being a bodyguard or a bouncer to fall back on? And, even so, maybe only for another ten years, then what?

Dumb. Then what? Then maybe he's made enough money that he doesn't have to work, that he can retire, give those six or seven kids a better future. Holy fuck! That's stupid.

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He's a fucking dumbass that got famous beating up other drunken idiots in back alleys via youtube, he really doesn't deserve any respect, other than his giving the effort.

Dumb. I thought you respected him for having the balls to fight? Now he's a dumbass for actually taking something like back-yard brawling and turning it into a successful career, one that deserves no respect? Oh, except for the effort of course.

But wait...you respect the effort he's putting forth yet insist he re-evaluates what he's doing because he has no future in the UFC! Well, maybe only for another 10 years or so. Hell, that's no future at all, especially when he's making a shit-ton of money.

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And I certainly won't shell out 50 clams to watch him be humiliated on any PPV.

His imminent downfall in MMA will, if he isn't a complete meathead, be a wake-up slap in the face. He ain't getting any younger, after all.

Dumb. A wake-up slap in the face? You act like he's delusional, thinking he's something he's not. Yet right there on TUF, he said, "I don't do MMA; I'm a fighter." Must not have heard that, huh? Or maybe you chose to ignore it to justify your silly tantrum.

Kimbo knows what kind of fighter he is; he knows exactly what he's doing. The dumbass back-yard brawler you insist he is would never have created so many opportunities from those YouTube videos. He's just a guy making the best out of life, doing so in an apparently very honest manner, and you trash him for it.

You, my friend, are a dummy and have been schooled yet again by the almighty Satan's Anus. Does it burn?

The Evil Dead · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:23 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

cry of the banshee wrote:

If nelson is so unimpressive, how did he manage to make your boy Slice look like a fool?

Because Kimbo sucks on the ground. Shocking, huh? If I went to the local elementary school and a kicked a girl in the pussy chops, would you be impressed? Because apparently you're impressed by fighters that beat other fighters that they totally should outclass and beat easily.

They guy has been training MMA for 3 years, if not longer now. He should have a well rounded enough game to handle takedowns from just about anyone but say pure wrestlers in his division, and even then he should be game.

Bas Rutten said he was impossible to train and they parted ways, due to the attitude of Kimbo. Not saying Rutten is the best MMA trainer in the world, but that gives me an inkling as to how dedicated Kimbo is to truly learning the game and improving.

His takedown defense against Roy looked improved, but on the ground he was lost.

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:24 pm

http://www.fiveknuckles.com/mma-news/Ki ... -bout.html

:lol:

Never mind the weight class difference.

Delusional....

cry of the banshee · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:27 pm

Satan's Anus wrote:

Let's go.

cry of the banshee wrote:

Here's the thing about Kimbo-

On the one hand, I respect anybody that has the willingness to train hard and learn (though Bas Rutten may have something to say about that) and the cojones to step into a ring, octagon, whatever...

Dumb. I'm sure you do respect him, considering how you went on to trash him numerous times after this comment. Very "respectful." Haha.

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on the other hand, there comes a time when an honest self-assessment needs to happen in every man's life; Kimbo (to anyone with half a brain, at least) has no future in the UFC. Period.
Mediocre striking, glass chin, a ground game that makes a corpse look animated... he has been training MMA for some years now. If he can't even pull guard at this stage, he really should re-evaluate his career options

Dumb. What does this guy have to re-evaluate here? He's making the most of what opportunities he's been given, the same thing any self-respecting, intelligent human being does. You know, making lemonade out of lemons.

But fuck that! Kimbo isn't skilled enough at MMA, so he should just quit now. Who cares if he's making money and whatnot; he's got a future as a bouncer.

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Which brings me to yet another point; he has, what, six or seven kids?
Does this guy have anything other than being a bodyguard or a bouncer to fall back on? And, even so, maybe only for another ten years, then what?

Dumb. Then what? Then maybe he's made enough money that he doesn't have to work, that he can retire, give those six or seven kids a better future. Holy fuck! That's stupid.

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He's a fucking dumbass that got famous beating up other drunken idiots in back alleys via youtube, he really doesn't deserve any respect, other than his giving the effort.

Dumb. I thought you respected him for having the balls to fight? Now he's a dumbass for actually taking something like back-yard brawling and turning it into a successful career, one that deserves no respect? Oh, except for the effort of course.

But wait...you respect the effort he's putting forth yet insist he re-evaluates what he's doing because he has no future in the UFC! Well, maybe only for another 10 years or so. Hell, that's no future at all, especially when he's making a shit-ton of money.

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And I certainly won't shell out 50 clams to watch him be humiliated on any PPV.

His imminent downfall in MMA will, if he isn't a complete meathead, be a wake-up slap in the face. He ain't getting any younger, after all.

Dumb. A wake-up slap in the face? You act like he's delusional, thinking he's something he's not. Yet right there on TUF, he said, "I don't do MMA; I'm a fighter." Must not have heard that, huh? Or maybe you chose to ignore it to justify your silly tantrum.

Kimbo knows what kind of fighter he is; he knows exactly what he's doing. The dumbass back-yard brawler you insist he is would never have created so many opportunities from those YouTube videos. He's just a guy making the best out of life, doing so in an apparently very honest manner, and you trash him for it.

You, my friend, are a dummy and have been schooled yet again by the almighty Satan's Anus. Does it burn?

Sad and pathetic.
You done? Feel better about yourself?
I actually feel sorry for you.

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