Metal Reviews

Place the CD into your CD-ROM drive. If your computer is Autoplay capable, a Warcraft II: Beyond the Dark Portal menu will automatically appear on the screen. Select Install to install the expansion and to update your current copy of Warcraft II. Follow the on-screen instructions to complete installation.
- Warcraft II expansion game manual

Grom Hellscream was so cool, too bad you only got to use him in like 2-3 missions in that game. So was that super dragon with like 800 hitpoints

Has anyone played the bonus(Orc)campaign in Frozen Throne? i really like the brutal bear named MISHA..how ironic

wc3's campaigns were so ridiculously easy. I think they were designed for like 10 year olds or something. I miss when blizzard games were actually hard. :cry:

That is because joo are ghey.

Werd.

A joke:

A man has a friend at work with whom he makes idle converstion with from time to time. One day, during a smoke break, this friend starts telling the guy about a local whorehouse; saying it was the best whorehouse he had ever gone to. He tells the guy where it is and recommends it.
That evening, the guy is driving home and remembers his buddy's recommendation of that whorehouse. He decides to stop in. He reaches the place, walks in, and approaches the counter. He asks the woman at the counter for a good deal. She tells him $50. He pays the money, and is given the keys and directions to the room.
He enters the room to find a sedated chicken lying on the bed. His first thoughts are, "Man, I've been fucked over". Yet, after considering the fact that he is extremely horny, he begins to reluctantly have sex with the chicken. He begins to get into it and think that it is quite possibly some of the best sex he has ever had, and decides to come back on day.
Around a week later, he's driving around, pissed off, and sees the whorehouse. He decides to revisit it. He walks in, sees a different woman at the counter, and asks for a good deal. She tells him $50 and he pays it. He is given the directions to the room and told it is unlocked.
He walks into the specified room to find three men looking through a two-way mirror. On the other side of the mirror are a gorgeous man and woman having rough sex. The guy leans over to another and says,"This is wonderful."
To which the other man replied, "You think this is great, you should have seen that guy and the chicken last week!"

I thought they were on Relapse?

http://ftw.generation.no/?n=779


Some of that site is NSFW, but you're alright with that... /\ /\

loved that image!

An actual store sign near where I live:

paradox

this is nice


[bastard mode]
BOLT THROWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[/bastard mode]

lub

WAAAR MAAAAASSSTEEEEERRR!!!

Well, according to Ken your an alternate account, so nyeh *pokes tongue out*

NP: One Winged Angel. Yep, the final boss theme from Final Fantasy 7! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

If it wasn't because I know for a fact that everyone who doesn't like the same music as I, are either dumb, unworthy or fecalists, I would be a hopeless elitist..

metapost +1

Shit, that might be a Glasgow band I saw on Saturday night. They were shite!

It's Bolt Thrower. Look at the drums.

FUCK! It didn't even cross my mind that it could conceivably be Bolt Thrower because Az had written "paradox" at the top of his post (the shitty deathcore abnd i saw were called Paradox), I just assumed it was the name of a local support act. I mean FUCK Karl was wearing that exact same vest when I saw them live recently!

.:Radaspaz:.

Bah!

I found 4 cool films on DVD at amazon for a combined total of 4.50 all from the same marketplace seller, but P&P is going to cost £5. There's no way it costs that much to send 4 DVDs first class! I don't want to pay that on principle, which sucks because I want these films and won't find them that cheap anywhere else.

Pay him in pennies.