Metal Reviews

Lame.
Did I say you?
What an ego. You followed my posts, not the other way around.
Oh, I don't know, back alley brawling, bodyguard for porn king... gee you're right, he's just an every day guy going to work and playing it straght. Put down the pipe, son.

Oh, and nice try. My favorite fighters are Anderson Sylva and Ali, so that theory is pure bullshit, but about what was to be expecting from a brainless chump like you.
Now, Corky, you can go fuck yourself, you're wasting my time.

Right. You weren't talking about me, though you quoted me. Haha. Lame indeed.

I actually think you've gotten dumber over the years. At least when you were a trolling turd-licker, you showed some level of intelligence. What happened? I'm drowning in banshee tears.

But whatever, we can end this conversation now. It was never meant to get to this point anyway.

Satan's Anus: Burning Turds Since 2009.

You mean eating turds since 2009, dontcha, Corky?
Anyway, that allusion to your overinflated ego was in reference to this:


Not only are your basic math skills worse than a chimpanzee's, your reading comprehension isn't much better.
You are a writer?



You're a joke. Everybody knows it, it's about time you were let in on the secret.

Really, stop stalking me, you're embarassing yourself. Normally, having a stalker on my ass, I'd be flattered or concerned, as the case may be; being that it is just you, I find myself merely annoyed.
Really don't you have something better to do than get your bosom all worked up over whether or not I personally like Kimbo?
You are looking very very sad, here.

Indeed.
You ever watch any fight's Zad?
I would very much like to steer this farce into something less stupid, if only Ken will allow it.

I watch the odd bit of boxing, but never any of this MMA stuff. I equate it with WWE for some reason, although I assume they are actually fighting rather than pretending... meh, I barely have enough time to follow football, let alone any other sport.

Used to love boxing, back in the day.
Hearns, Robinson, Leonard, etc. but it hasn't been the same for a long time.
Got to go to a live fight once, third row. It is a whole different thing.
I actually know someone connected that can get free tix to the next time UFC comes to Sac., if it ever does. Won't be great seats, but, it'll be awesome.
I used to think MMA was unrefined, as well, but there is actually quite a science to it. It grows on you.
And yeah, they are really fighting. Seen some real bloodbaths.

Ah, more spinning. You were schooled a few pages back, in case you've forgotten.



Oh fuck. Zad dropped a drive-by smiley. Guess you win.

Figures that a fight would break out in a thread about...fighting.

Shit is real son.

Which one of us is Kimbo?

Now that our shenanigans over the past couple of pages have entertained (or bored) the entire forum, we done?
I am, if you are.

Two 40 year old men arguing on the internet is priceless.

I'm 34, fucko!

Just for the record, this was in no way old school Eyesore arguing here. I have no time for that shit these days. I school 'em quick now. This was like the latest Rambo flick, e-style.

I'm Rambo, of course.

Ha, a man's honor was at stake...
Besides, it was just a little good clean fun.

Neither of these statements are true.

Actually, I just turned 34 last Friday. The second comment might be a little embellished.

Just caught TUF ep. 4...

So, Rampage seems quite the twat.

Never liked him, it's rather enjoyable to watch him eat his fucking liver.

at the Team Rampage coach telling Demico to "explode on his (Schaub's) face."

I missed the episode tonight due to work, but I did catch the end where Rashads guy tapped him out with a nice anaconda choke.

nice to see Team Rampage down 0-4

'twas sweet, if not exactly impressive.

I was excited when I heard Matt Mitrione was going to be on the show, he played football at Purdue when I went there, but after last night I'm more embarrassed that he's a fellow alumnus than anything else. What a moron.

As for Rampage, he's being a bit of a baby, but he cracks me up. His little back and forth with Big Country is comedy gold. I've always thought Rashad was an overrated shit-talking twat though, so can't say I'm really rooting for him.

That fight last night was better, I couldn't believe Demico lost. Once he had side control and started raining down the forearms, I thought it was over. Good submission by Schaub.