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DevotedWalnut wrote:
TheDeadWillNeverRest wrote:
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this probably seems ignorant, but what's the little name under the larger username? does it change depending on how many posts you have or somthing?


yes, it's your unofficial MR title


YAY! I've never had an official title before!


and you still don't!


aww damn, how dissapointing haha


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lady gaga- telephone is the best song ever


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interviews thread is fucked


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interviews thread is fucked

Yeah, I could explain why, but it's complicated, so I think there's a thread about it in the forum pertaining to the site in general.


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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don’t fancy the cost of child therapy.

Deville said: ‘The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ‘It’s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

‘But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.’

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films – possibly including Stephen King’s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia – the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.

But Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red-nosed counterparts. ‘I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,’ he added.

‘Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about.’

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Fucking awesome!


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I'd kick his ass if I saw him do it to a kid in my sight. Fucking clowns!


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I don't suppose anyone here plays sudoku?


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I love sudoku. I play on my lunch break at work.


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Sudoku is great... amazing way to pass time.


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I always thought sudoku was kinda geeky but I downloaded a game for my cell phone and now I'm hooked. Can't stop playing. Makes me feel smart, for some reason.


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i hate sudoku personally :) a friend tried to get me to play, but I just don't see the attraction to it.


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You Siren you


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You Siren you


The Venus Flytrap's innocent prey, lured by the deceptively sweet, feminine nectar within, proceeds to drink freely and trustingly of the sticky golden elixir that coats her tender, gently glistening walls warm and welcoming, never suspecting, mercifully, it's own imminent demise, as her jaws close, sated but fleetingly, into a cruelly jagged, mirthless smile.


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Appalling syntax for college graduates.

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cry of the banshee wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
You Siren you


The Venus Flytrap's innocent prey, lured by the deceptively sweet, feminine nectar within, proceeds to drink freely and trustingly of the sticky golden elixir that coats her tender, gently glistening walls warm and welcoming, never suspecting, mercifully, it's own imminent demise, as her jaws close, sated but fleetingly, into a cruelly jagged, mirthless smile.


Man you sounded like noodles there :lol:.


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Speedyjx wrote:
cry of the banshee wrote:
DevotedWalnut wrote:
You Siren you


The Venus Flytrap's innocent prey, lured by the deceptively sweet, feminine nectar within, proceeds to drink freely and trustingly of the sticky golden elixir that coats her tender, gently glistening walls warm and welcoming, never suspecting, mercifully, it's own imminent demise, as her jaws close, sated but fleetingly, into a cruelly jagged, mirthless smile.


Man you sounded like noodles there :lol:.

:lol: :lol:


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