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She looks quite strong, too. If you ever meet her, ask if she works out, whilst placing an admiring hand on her upper arm to feel the muscle. She'll be yours in no time.
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Zad wrote:
She looks quite strong, too. If you ever meet her, ask if she works out, whilst placing an admiring hand on her upper arm to feel the muscle. She'll be yours in no time.


Zad, this isn't the dark ages, I wouldn't do anything like that.


I'd grab her boobies and ask her if they're real or fake, that's how we flirt in the 2000s.
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Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
She looks quite strong, too. If you ever meet her, ask if she works out, whilst placing an admiring hand on her upper arm to feel the muscle. She'll be yours in no time.


Zad, this isn't the dark ages, I wouldn't do anything like that.


I'd grab her boobies and ask her if they're real or fake, that's how we flirt in the 2000s.


Well, I had to tone it down a bit for you Turkish barbarians. Not sure if you've gotten past the sexual properties of camels, yet.
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Zad wrote:
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Zad wrote:
She looks quite strong, too. If you ever meet her, ask if she works out, whilst placing an admiring hand on her upper arm to feel the muscle. She'll be yours in no time.


Zad, this isn't the dark ages, I wouldn't do anything like that.


I'd grab her boobies and ask her if they're real or fake, that's how we flirt in the 2000s.


Well, I had to tone it down a bit for you Turkish barbarians. Not sure if you've gotten past the sexual properties of camels, yet.


Well duh. We're now in the stage where we rape pretty British-Jewish boys.
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Kathaarian wrote:
Zad wrote:
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She looks quite strong, too. If you ever meet her, ask if she works out, whilst placing an admiring hand on her upper arm to feel the muscle. She'll be yours in no time.


Zad, this isn't the dark ages, I wouldn't do anything like that.


I'd grab her boobies and ask her if they're real or fake, that's how we flirt in the 2000s.


Well, I had to tone it down a bit for you Turkish barbarians. Not sure if you've gotten past the sexual properties of camels, yet.


Well duh. We're now in the stage where we rape pretty British-Jewish boys.


It ain't rape if I give consent. Don't they teach you anything? :roll:
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Jew Power.

I got me a motherfuckin' army, etc.
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Jew Power.

I got me a motherfuckin' army, etc.

You're not a black hat, Zad. Though if you're going to try and command an army of Hasids, the Satmars are the ones to get. They're frigging huge. Well, if you can get the Aaronis and the Zalis to quit fighting.
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"The slaying of another is the murder of self"

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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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Jew Power.

I got me a motherfuckin' army, etc.

You're not a black hat, Zad. Though if you're going to try and command an army of Hasids, the Satmars are the ones to get. They're frigging huge. Well, if you can get the Aaronis and the Zalis to quit fighting.


But I know quite a few...
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I re-christen this thread the "Daft pictures Thread."

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Recently rediscovered Deströyer 666 - Phoenix Rising. It was a happy reunion and there were much rejoicing. BUT it awoke my dormant appetite for deathrash AND I can't find my Sarcofago - I.N.R.I record.. Oh the frustration!
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That is great. I had to tear myself away, couldn't stop watching it... :lol:

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