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Hm, you can put someone's head in the microwave but it won't do anything because you won't be able to shut the door to turn it on.

Unless you decapitate them first, but by then they've probably suffered all they are going to.

Bring back the cockmunching!


Or you could do like Infinite Jest and cut a hole in the door, insert head through hole, stuff gaps with aluminum foil, and then turn on the microwave.
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Actually you just have to put a paperclip or something in the door latch so the microwave thinks that the door is closed. Right?

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wouldnt the microwaves spill out and kill you?:O
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Actually you just have to put a paperclip or something in the door latch so the microwave thinks that the door is closed. Right?


Hm, have you done this before?
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Ghost Town - loved it. funny and cute :3
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rio wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
Actually you just have to put a paperclip or something in the door latch so the microwave thinks that the door is closed. Right?


Hm, have you done this before?
I'm just guessing. I don't think the microwaves would kill you as much as it's going to nuke the guy's face.

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The Wrestler - good movie but not OMFG AMAZING.

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School of Rock - Lame musical Jack Black.

High Fidelity - Awesome musical Jack Black. This movie is such elitist bullshit though. Still love it.

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Ghost Town - loved it. funny and cute :3


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So according to some people whose opinion I trust, Watchmen isn't the X-Men 4 balls I was expecting. Still, I'm wary since Brahm hasn't been in here going HAHA TIS AWESOME!11
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traptunderice wrote:
School of Rock - Lame musical Jack Black.


What's not to like about School of Rock?
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heatseeker wrote:
traptunderice wrote:
School of Rock - Lame musical Jack Black.


What's not to like about School of Rock?
It was just so corny. It was decent but just too after school special for me which I guess is basically what it was supposed to be.
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Goat wrote:
So according to some people whose opinion I trust, Watchmen isn't the X-Men 4 balls I was expecting. Still, I'm wary since Brahm hasn't been in here going HAHA TIS AWESOME!11


Brahm hasn't seen it yet. I've heard it's quite good, though, and that it changes the ending which both you and I think to be retarded. This is good.
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Sex Drive - 5/10

Worth a few laughs.
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Wicker Man (original) - :dio:
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bah you want to see the Nic Cage remake its way better lolz
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bah you want to see the Nic Cage remake its way better lolz


Well, the original didn't have Cagey beating random women up and getting bee'd up...
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Actually I haven't seen it I'm just assuming it sucked :lame:

It did, though, didn't it?
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Yes very horribly....

Tried watching the new Hulk movie. It's not like I wasn't enjoying it, I just couldn't stay awake.
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The old one was so great. Nic Cage licks balls man.
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