Metal Reviews

Hey, Zad posts a lot, huh? Feel a bit sick, but nothing serious.

Got a problem with that?

Not at all, sorry about you're bad temper! Just trying to be friendly, Jesus! :roll:

It seems newcomers have just a little too-much humorism for my tastes..

What's "humourism"?

Word to the wise: when you've just joined a website, attacking the biggest poster will not make you popular. Neither will this rampant cocksucking that you seem to be doing, people will like you more if you just be yourself.

it's an italianized word for a person that always has a joke ready..
Oh well i guess i doesnt mean anything, at least i tried..

Little sensitive, Zad?

One of the first posts this shithead made was about me. If he's been reading that long, he should have a bit more care.

That time of the month, zad? Stop trying to be such a black metal ididot and loosne out a bit, I wan't attacking you, just commenting. I hope everyone's not this much of an asshole here, it seemed pretty good before I joined up... :x

1. Learn to spell, cunt.
2. You know nothing about me, I'm no "black metal ididot".
3. Keep your little witticisms to yourself, OK? No-one's interested.
4. Maybe that's because it was pretty good before you joined up? Fuck, that Balthashack kid was less annoying than this!

Zad, you've made a big pile of shit over nothing here. The guy didn't start giving you aggro until you took offense to a pretty harmless comment.

And please, stop acting as if you're a spokesperson for the forum.

you mean.... he isn't ? :shock:

:roll:

Zadster: Go get laid or sumthin, will ya?!?

Disemboweller: Zad isn't usually this much of a cunt. He just seems to have some sand in his vagina today.

I'll have to steal that!

I'm a little apprehensive at the moment. There's no food in my house except for this microwave hamburger that I've been avoiding. I've decided to eat it, but I know it will take 45 minutes off my life.

There's always the parrot....

Hahaha ididot, I liked that.
Sorry to intervene Zadok(hmm more like Zadnik ), but "attacking" is a bit strong word to use in this "conversation", don't you think. And that part about you being "the biggest poster" was good too...hahaha big in what way.

Like shit... I got pissed drunk yesterday (to the point I remember around 90 mins of the 5 hour night, and 60 of 'em where before I got drunk...) and did a lot of stupid shit.

First I had a fight with a nice girl who w¡used to be a close friend... she was like "I hated when you did X", and I was like "Fuck you, you did the same, bloody hypocrite!"

Then... I managed to behave like a saint (I had three girls I could have gone for, including one that makes me so fuckin' horny) because I'm kind of dating a girl I'm kind of in love with, only to get kissed by this not so good looking girl like 10 mins before living, and it took me a while to realise the implications of what I was doing... so I kissed her for a while and then I pushed her away... afterwards she said she needed to talk to me and tried to kiss me again, which she managed to, (I was so bloody drunk I couldn't move a lot) but I pushed her away almost inmediatly... and then she tried to pull the same shit once more but this time I saw her coming and I just fuckin' pushed her... but I feel like a fuckin' retard... trying to behave and all with this HOT girl, just to be hunted down by this ugly whore... and the worse part is that in my total utter drunken craze I couldn't to my best...

Like shit I tell you...

And then I tried to call the girl I'm falling for... her cell phone was off so I sent her a fuckin' text message telling her all sorts of stupid mushy things like..

"I dream of you every day"
"I keep a picture of you under my pillow"
"You make me feel alive"

:oops:

And now I feel like a morron...

Oh and then the parking lot had a HUGE line of cras and only one paying booth/exit open so I had a friend "open" another one with brute force so I rushed out skipping the line without paying but the car's "roof" (WTF?!) got a bit scratched...

Man... it was intense...

EDIT: Understand that all this happened because I was quite drunk. I drank enough to wake up today and manage to still be a bit drunk.

Drunken debauchery ist krieg!

I'm feeling a bit tired (but not that bad) after 2 days of beer drinking and hellraising.
On wednesday night, after me and a couple of other dudes got thrown out of a bar (one of the guys i was with started sieg heiling the bartender after he refused to sell any more beer to him, claiming he was too drunk, which he was) we drank beer and listened to Metalucifer and Cirith Ungol 'til 4 or 5 AM.
On thursday, we drank more beer and watched music DVD's.

Good times.

In the wide perspective of things, that kind of screw ups (specially love related ones) are amazing. I mean it's quite romantic in my opinion, but now that I'm going through it I feel like shit.

But I love alcohol and alcohol loves me.