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Jürgen
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:06 pm 
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In the wide perspective of things, that kind of screw ups (specially love related ones) are amazing. I mean it's quite romantic in my opinion, but now that I'm going through it I feel like shit.


I hear ya. I often do and say all kinds of stupid shit when i'm drunk. But i'm always able to laugh at that kind of shit after some time.
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Carnifex Umbris
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I've been throatfucked by Satan.

I went to the health center and it doesn't look like it's strep (the quick culture came back negative) but my throat is so swollen it looks like I have tumors in there.

Blech. Not a good way to start the semester.
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deathkvlt
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I've been throatfucked by Satan.


Oh my.
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deathkvlt
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Like shit... I got pissed drunk yesterday (to the point I remember around 90 mins of the 5 hour night, and 60 of 'em where before I got drunk...) and did a lot of stupid shit.

First I had a fight with a nice girl who w¡used to be a close friend... she was like "I hated when you did X", and I was like "Fuck you, you did the same, bloody hypocrite!"

Then... I managed to behave like a saint (I had three girls I could have gone for, including one that makes me so fuckin' horny) because I'm kind of dating a girl I'm kind of in love with, only to get kissed by this not so good looking girl like 10 mins before living, and it took me a while to realise the implications of what I was doing... so I kissed her for a while and then I pushed her away... afterwards she said she needed to talk to me and tried to kiss me again, which she managed to, (I was so bloody drunk I couldn't move a lot) but I pushed her away almost inmediatly... and then she tried to pull the same shit once more but this time I saw her coming and I just fuckin' pushed her... but I feel like a fuckin' retard... trying to behave and all with this HOT girl, just to be hunted down by this ugly whore... and the worse part is that in my total utter drunken craze I couldn't to my best...

Like shit I tell you...

And then I tried to call the girl I'm falling for... her cell phone was off so I sent her a fuckin' text message telling her all sorts of stupid mushy things like..

"I dream of you every day"
"I keep a picture of you under my pillow"
"You make me feel alive"

:lol: :oops:

And now I feel like a morron...

Oh and then the parking lot had a HUGE line of cras and only one paying booth/exit open so I had a friend "open" another one with brute force so I rushed out skipping the line without paying but the car's "roof" (WTF?!) got a bit scratched...

Man... it was intense...

EDIT: Understand that all this happened because I was quite drunk. I drank enough to wake up today and manage to still be a bit drunk.


I just remembered I had to drop a friend at his house, and I think I left him at the club...

Now I feel really like shit.
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Dago
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
I've been throatfucked by Satan.

I went to the health center and it doesn't look like it's strep (the quick culture came back negative) but my throat is so swollen it looks like I have tumors in there.

Blech. Not a good way to start the semester.


Ouch!
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Tlaloc
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Drunk as a f'kin skunk. So drunk so very very drunk. My mother's 60th party tonight ands we had to dress up as an M, I went as a millipede. God I wish i didnt drink burboun because ther weas no beer. Oh man there i s this one girl who is my sisters friend who i'd bone betonf understanding but heyu, thems the breaks. Heh!
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Drunk as a f'kin skunk. So drunk so very very drunk. My mother's 60th party tonight ands we had to dress up as an M, I went as a millipede. God I wish i didnt drink burboun because ther weas no beer. Oh man there i s this one girl who is my sisters friend who i'd bone betonf understanding but heyu, thems the breaks. Heh!


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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:47 pm 
Hung-over. Ehhh.

And to make matters worse my bloody shower has a leak and is subjecting me to the sound of chinese water torture. My apartment is too freaking gross to allow anybody in to fix it.. so I'm gonna have to clean it up while feeling like shitty shit. Fuck.
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Disemboweller
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:26 pm 
Glad to hear it's not always so bad! I'm just going to ignore him, hopefully that'll end it. :roll:

Feeling pretty good. You people are all drunkards! :D Me too, had a good time.
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Misha
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Feeling great!! This new limit of 5 drinks pwns!! No more hangovers!!! Jippie!!!
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Goat
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The moderator isn't on your side, Zad.

Ooh, how clever.


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Disemboweller
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Zad wrote:
The moderator isn't on your side, Zad.


I guess that answers that! :lol:
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as tired as a fat man during a maraton
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Goat
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Annoyed, and disappointed...
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Disemboweller
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:44 pm 
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Annoyed, and disappointed...


Boyfriend let you down? :P

Seriously, dude, let's start again. What do you say?
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GREAAAAT!!!!! I just finished my term paper. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! REEEELIIIIIEEEEEFFF!!!!! *fart* OOOPSSS TOOO MUUUCH REEEELLLLIIIIIEEEEFFF!!!
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Like shit. I'm going to have exactly zero hours of spare time this week because of a truckload of homework...
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deathkvlt
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Hang over... again... but this girl I like seems to like me too, so that makes me extremely happy.
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BAH!!! Pissed off! I just spent $300 on fucking tires. I walk outside and what do you know? A flat fucking tire. So I change the tire (in record time, the tire store closed 20 minutes upon realizing I needed new tires) raced to the store and dropped 300 bucks just like that. That’s what I get for procrastinating. I actually knew I needed tires months ago; I just didn't want to spend anymore money on my piece o' shit car. Oh well, at least I got my paper done. :D
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Goat
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Disemboweller wrote:
Zad wrote:
Annoyed, and disappointed...


Boyfriend let you down? :P

Seriously, dude, let's start again. What do you say?


You're not sucking my cock as you are the rest of the forum. Just keep a low profile around me, alright?
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