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damnit i just spent like 15 minutes trying to find them on my computer but I think i deleted them. my files are so organized like omg


Bah, foiled again. Get Kelsey to take one of you, instead of her tits. :roll: :P
her camera broke like 5 months ago and Future Shop are dumb motherfuckers and said they would give her a warrantee on it, then when their 3 month deadline to fix it was up they said it wasn't elligible for warrantee :x

I know a few people who should have pictures of me, but they're kind of old and i don't want to be like "do you have those pictures of me from like a month ago?" because that would be kind of weird.


Uncle Zadro'll let you off....this time.
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alyn just sent me this one, its like reallllly old I think and I look really weird because of the black and white stupidity

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now i'mjust creeped out that like no pictures of me exist :?
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no one laughed at my awesome jokes :cry:

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Wait, noodles which ones are Kelsey and which ones are your ex???
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no one laughed at my awesome jokes :cry:


There there. I didn't even get the first one.
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but the captain hook one, surely it was a complete pwn?

The Batman one... it's so stupid it's funny. what does he tell robin before they get in the batmobile? "robin, get in the batmobile"!

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wow, i was watching tv just now, and i caught some program on mtv called "made". some white people got rapping lessons or something.

my god, mtv is beyond awful.

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After careful analysis, I can now confirm that In Flames' first and most recent albums are their best.
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After careful analysis, I can now confirm that In Flames' first and most recent albums are their best.


come clarity is awesome and reroute to remain is one of my fave records ever.

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Zad wrote:
After careful analysis, I can now confirm that In Flames' first and most recent albums are their best.


After careful analysis, I can now confirm that you are batshit insane.
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Kathaarian wrote:
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After careful analysis, I can now confirm that In Flames' first and most recent albums are their best.


After careful analysis, I can now confirm that you are batshit insane.


Well, the first one had the folky bits on it. And ever since then, CC represents their brand of pop-metal at its most refined. So nya.
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Zad wrote:
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After careful analysis, I can now confirm that In Flames' first and most recent albums are their best.


After careful analysis, I can now confirm that you are batshit insane.


Well, the first one had the folky bits on it. And ever since then, CC represents their brand of pop-metal at its most refined. So nya.


Nuh uh.
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Here's something else: with Satyricon's rise in popularity, the quality of music video slut has dropped.

Exhibit A. NSFW

From the Mother North video, from Nemesis Divinia

Exhibit B. Fuel For Hatred video (NSFW), from Volcano. Note patchy lighting and clear evidence of implants in slut's breasts.

Exhibit C. KING video, from Now, Diabolical. She's so ugly they don't even show her face!

Conclusion: money doesn't always get you the girls.
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I'd like to stand up and applaud Zadzorz on his another very accurate analysis.
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following the reaper wrote:
Wait, noodles which ones are Kelsey and which ones are your ex???
The peacock girl = my ex, the one with black hair = klc.

I never really got into any In Flames, their first album was pretty good but the sound quality on the accoustic bits and the heavy bits was so different it was just disorienting.
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Black and white avatars fuckin' rule. Should be mandatory.

NP: Devin Townsend - The Fluke
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Zad wrote:
Here's something else: with Satyricon's rise in popularity, the quality of music video slut has dropped.

Exhibit A. NSFW

From the Mother North video, from Nemesis Divinia

Exhibit B. Fuel For Hatred video (NSFW), from Volcano. Note patchy lighting and clear evidence of implants in slut's breasts.

Exhibit C. KING video, from Now, Diabolical. She's so ugly they don't even show her face!

Conclusion: money doesn't always get you the girls.



lawlz.

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Black and white avatars fuckin' rule. Should be mandatory.

Totally.
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First In Flames - awesome.
New In Flames (based on the singles, promo CDs and myspace tracks) - gay as a boy horse doing a boy cat.
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