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Orion · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:58 pm

Radagast wrote:

I didn't know the people of ancient Greece spoke with English accents, but no one complained about that in Troy.

Well Troy was an alright movie so that can be overlooked. Alexander was atrocious, so it just added insult to injury.

Skartasis · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:30 pm

Robot Chicken rules!

SilkCrimsonMoon · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:33 pm

Dark City!!

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:30 pm

Radagast wrote:

I didn't know the people of ancient Greece spoke with English accents, but no one complained about that in Troy.

That's because nobody was able to sit through Troy. If I hadn't of been extremely stoned, I probably would have shouted "Fire" in the theater just to get some excitement. And when a movie can't entertain someone who's stoned out of their mind, well it's just not a good movie.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:29 pm

Orion wrote:

crast wrote:

Alexander is incredibly bad!

.:crast:.

This man speaks the truth.

Rosario Dawson is naked in this movie, that means it can't be bad. And Angelina Jolie is in it, so I'm assuming she's also naked. This movie get no less than a mediocre tag. I haven't seen it yet, but I guarantee it's not as bad as people say. Remember Gigli? Worst movie of all time, right? BAH! That movie wasn't that bad at all, I actually laughed quite a bit watching that movie. I will give you my opinion on Alexander soon.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:30 pm

rio wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Ken, you got some bad films right there...

Pride and Prejudice, though. Teh awesome! Filmed near my house 8)

Which are bad? I'm weary about Alexander, but I'm likely biased because period pieces are my favorite kind of movie. The cartoon movies are great, but I mostly collect them for my neice and the off-change that I ever mistakenly impregnate a woman.

Million Dollar Baby will likely not get watched any time soon as I know the whole story because I'm a huge boxing fan so it was unavoidable me learning about what happened. So, what is bad?

Well, the kids films. But then if they're for your niece then I have no argument :wink:

Dude, I love those kids movies! The older Disney movies like Bambi and shit don't really do it for me, but the newer ones are hilarious!

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:32 pm

Eternal Idol wrote:

Radagast wrote:

I didn't know the people of ancient Greece spoke with English accents, but no one complained about that in Troy.

That's because nobody was able to sit through Troy. If I hadn't of been extremely stoned, I probably would have shouted "Fire" in the theater just to get some excitement. And when a movie can't entertain someone who's stoned out of their mind, well it's just not a good movie.

Aside from the stupid love story and Brad Pitt's gratuitous ass, Troy was excellent.

rio · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:27 am

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

rio wrote:

Ken, you got some bad films right there...

Pride and Prejudice, though. Teh awesome! Filmed near my house 8)

Which are bad? I'm weary about Alexander, but I'm likely biased because period pieces are my favorite kind of movie. The cartoon movies are great, but I mostly collect them for my neice and the off-change that I ever mistakenly impregnate a woman.

Million Dollar Baby will likely not get watched any time soon as I know the whole story because I'm a huge boxing fan so it was unavoidable me learning about what happened. So, what is bad?

Well, the kids films. But then if they're for your niece then I have no argument :wink:

Dude, I love those kids movies! The older Disney movies like Bambi and shit don't really do it for me, but the newer ones are hilarious!

Hmm, I like old kids movies, but maybe this is more nostalgia than anything else.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:27 am

rio wrote:

Hmm, I like old kids movies, but maybe this is more nostalgia than anything else.

They're not bad, but the limit to what they could do humor-wise back then was different, you know? I do enjoy them, but I don't find them as funny.

Goat · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:02 am

Birth - A lot better than I was expecting. And Lauren Bacall's still alive?! I thought she died years ago!
The Island - OTT crap. But Sean Bean managed to cancel out You-an Magregor...

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:33 pm

Doom-It's OK I guess.

Azrael · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:41 pm

The Island is an atrocious movie. i don't see the point of movies where the "answer" is revealed to the viewer right at the beginning, and all we see is the characters discovering the answer. it's fucking stupid.

not to mention, they had flying bikes and cloning and shit, yet no cure for hepatitis or whatever it's called in english. amazing.

Ness · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:33 pm

Fun with Dick and Jane

What a horrible horrible movie. 35/100 for the mild funny parts and the milf that played Jane.

Eyesore · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:40 pm

Azrael wrote:

The Island is an atrocious movie. i don't see the point of movies where the "answer" is revealed to the viewer right at the beginning, and all we see is the characters discovering the answer. it's fucking stupid.

You ever seen Memento? Awesome movie that does this sort of thing right. It's a little different, though, the movie actually starts at the end and goes backwards. It's weird, but kick ass!

Orion · **Posted:** Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:22 pm

The Cave - Meh. No originality. Somewhat enertaining. 5.5/10

Domino - Kind of a weird movie. It was ok but by the end I just wanted it to be over. Keira Knightley. 6/10

Eyesore · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 1:28 am

Orion wrote:

The Cave - Meh. No originality. Somewhat enertaining. 5.5/10

Domino - Kind of a weird movie. It was ok but by the end I just wanted it to be over. Keira Knightley. 6/10

She gets naked, right? Never found her to be all that, although she was pretty badass in King Arthur.

Stefan · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 7:15 pm

not as funny as I expected 4/10

I watched it before, in the theaters, and this is stil good 7,5/10

that was the comedy of the w-e... special mention to Hasseloff... 8) 8/10

NP
Venetian Snares "Rossz Csillag Alatt Szueletett" (once again, it's good ! thx Mishellito !

)

The Silent Man · **Posted:** Mon May 01, 2006 8:17 pm

Stefan wrote:

not as funny as I expected 4/10

8.5/10 for me, I love really stupid humor and this movie is ripe with it!

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue May 02, 2006 5:04 am

The Silent Man wrote:

Stefan wrote:

not as funny as I expected 4/10

8.5/10 for me, I love really stupid humor and this movie is ripe with it!

Agreed. Everything is so ridiculously random how can you not laugh? It's even better drunk, and I assume high, but since I've never done drugs I can only attest to the drunken factor.

Ness · **Posted:** Tue May 02, 2006 5:16 am

Eyesore wrote:

The Silent Man wrote:

Stefan wrote:

not as funny as I expected 4/10

8.5/10 for me, I love really stupid humor and this movie is ripe with it!

Agreed. Everything is so ridiculously random how can you not laugh? It's even better drunk, and I assume high, but since I've never done drugs I can only attest to the drunken factor.

+1 Steve Oedekerk is the shit!!

I can do impressions of almost every character on that movie.

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