Metal Reviews

I always thought she was good-looking, but recently I saw pictures of her smoking. :( That coupled with the short hair has got her booted off my GIRLS I'D LIKE TO FUCK, BUT NEVER WILL list.

I'm smoking like a factory so that doesn't really bother me but the short hair was a turnoff indeed. Maybe I'll drop her note to 9.

and, I know this is wierd but a friend sent me a porn video with a chick that looks extremely like her, I can't find her god damn name. Shit! Does anyone know it?

The Day after Tomorrow

only thing i can say: 'Wake me when it's over! :roll:

I can't be down with chicks who smoke. I've never even tried to smoke, so it's a huge turn-off. In Korea I dated a chick who smoked, but something about what she smoked and the fact that she chewed gum and brushed her teeth constantly kept her from smelling. Also, I was drunk 98% of the time for that year so that helped.

I tried it again in England, dated a chick who had quit smoking, then decided to start up again one day. WTF? She comes over, lays a kiss on me and I swear, I vurped in her mouth. I had to dump her. It was horrible.

Earlier I watched this one and it wasn't half bad. Kind of tongue-in-cheek and the comedy was a little goofy, but funny. Not hilarious, but a good laugh at times. Maybe not a purchase DVD for most people, but it's a good renter.

I think Natalie Portman looks really nice with her hair that short. 8)

Ditto. She looks great!

natalie portman looks fantastic in whatever way she chooses to appear.

Just take up smoking, problem solved

Fuck that! Portman is off my list for good!

Yep.

nuh uh!

Hmmm...maybe she can go back on my list?

The Exorcism of Emily Rose - 8/10 Not as bad as I was led to believe.

HBO continues to put out great work. Series like Deadwood and Rome are awesome. They flopped on Carnivale, it started out awesome, but went nowhere and then, of course, got cancelled and no one ever fucking learned what it was all about! Pffft! Anyway, Elizabeth I is a two-part mini-series. It's more of a personal drama, not a lot of action, but it was excellent. It's kind of pointless recommending it to anyone unless they have HBO, but if you do you should definitely check it out.

I also watched this:



Good flick. Totally unrealistic, I mean, Johnny Knoxville is a partial badass! :shock: Still, it's a good time. Nice renter. Plus, there's this chick in the movie:



Lub.

Mission Impossible 3 - Pretty excitng. Actually had a plot not just special effects. 7/10

The 13th Warrior. I fell asleep after the fight with the monsters in the dark though, I didn't particularly enjoy it.

It's complete bollocks. "How did you learn our language?!" "I listened" Yeah, right.

The Body (Antonio Banderas, again) - Complete anti-Semetic bullshite. Hated it. 0/10

Started to watch Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals. Fell asleep half way through... lame soft porn and flesh eating combination that combines the best of neither worlds. Enjoyable enough for a Euro-sleaze rip off. May watch the rest tonight.

How did you learn your language?