Metal Reviews

Lol Bruce! That's funny as hell. How many times have they done that in a movie...the old "oops, some minor thing got broken from something famous" and someone half-asses it's reconstruction.

Hah, old people are hilarious, look at them trying to do things, adorable!

as for the penile fracture, i just keep wondering. who had the idea? how exactly did he or she convince the other party? who do you think would be the one to require convincing?

Someone wanted the back wall of their vagina tickled and someone else didn't have the equipment to do so...

@Az: This is a blatant stupid male idea.

Devoted had the surgery done?

I'm trying to keep this whole situation as quiet as possible. Stefan still won't leave his room.

dunno man. there's at least as much risk for him as there is for her, at least regarding private parts. there's the added risk to the lady of getting squashed by a guy who's running full speed into her, of course.

Should you really tell of our private affairs to everybody?

so we got a letter at the shop, with the address written by hand, from the Fellowship Tract League, warning about the impending Rapture. how they found us or why they should find it necessary to contact a lisbon-based wine wholesaler and retailer is beyond me.

Well, if there's an impending rapture, we're going to need a lot of wine. They're just giving you a heads up.

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I wouldn't exactly call them an awesome death metal band but from what I've heard they've definitely matured.

Who is it?

Job For A Cowboy is my guess.

Yup.

So true.

Written/spoken like a true pot head.

- 1 for the haircuts
+ 1 for the Speak English or Die shirt.

S.O.D. negated by the popped collar to the guy's left.