Metal Reviews

God damnit, Steve.

Had to break the cycle.

To break the cycle, you need help.

Says grown men posting pictures of kittens, what vengeful spirits of teen girls possessed your bodies?

Queers the lot of you:

i didn't ask about cute animals, i asked about cool animals. dogs are really cool, there's not much to add really. dingoes and wolves look awesome and i really wish i could hug them and go "WHOJAGOODBOY? WHOJAGOODBOY? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!" but i don't see that happening in my lifetime. didn't we take centuries just to domesticate regular dogs as it is? ducks i used to think were merely ok, but in Nottingham we had ducks, geese and swans. geese were generally assholes, but no one ever really liked geese except for their livers so it wasn't surprising. swans, on the other hand, are total douchebags. they're all beautiful and graceful and shit but if you even look at them funny they get violent. the ducks were just there doing their own thing and walking around campus with their cute little duck progeny behind them, being sociable and generally good neighbours. they deserve more credit than they currently get. penguins are really cool too, aside from Happy Feet which blows except in the part where they dance to Pig Destroyer's "Naked Trees", which is awesome (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSU3rQ9OwhQ), they walk around all funny and have all these cute mating habits and stuff. sloths? guys, sloths know how it is. such peaceful animals with awful personal hygiene, they are like stoners who live on trees. and beavers, have you seen the episode of courage the cowardly dog where he meets this beaver guy who wants to be a blues musician but is being forced into his family's construction business? i can totally relate to that (http://www.trilulilu.ro/video-animatie/ ... ver-s-tale).

sea lions and lemurs are also cool now that you've shown me. what about meerkats? i believe they are well represented by Timon in The Lion King. pandas (the black and white ones) i really do not care much for. if they can't do sexy time to save their own species, they are best left forgotten. no one's helping me reproduce and i'm way cooler than them. finally, elephants and bulls. they just look so... noble. so respectable. it's a shame there is bullfighting. bulls should be allowed to just roam around and be respectable. horses too, i could never eat a horse. i am scared of riding them since that Christopher Reeve thing though.

What's happened to Azrael?

Thought it was a spam post.

That is creepy as hell.

I still think his four year old nephew took over his account, only now I think he has an extremely well spoken four year old nephew.

You are the best stoner ever.

The best part of these pictures, is all those rodents look dead. Good find.

Haha. That was so mean it was funny.

Since when do all stoners have bad hygiene? I actually take pride in how I look/smell/come off in society, but I also smoke an oz of dope in a week. Very blanket statement-y.

Dinner is served. What goes best with dog? Dry white rice? Mmm. Those Asians sure know how to live.

I like how the guy holding the dead cat is in a suit. They just doin biz ness.

It's like the old Italian lady who goes to the market everyday to get her veggies and what have you. The Asians go into the gutters to get their "feast". Good way of keeping stray animals off the streets.

Every read of the paragraph evokes a new laugh.

Foxes are cool. I saw a couple this summer and they actually know what's up with cars, and just stand by the side of the road looking smart and letting you drive by. Not like moose, bears, and deer, who like to stand around on the road or run right across in front of you. Cariboo are really cool because their antlers are huge, they have neat "beards", and they travel in big packs. They look beautiful and awkward at the same time.

Goats. Ever since I heard the Adam sandlet cd back in the day. "I got a goat. I feed him beer." anyone remember that?