Metal Reviews

Wizzed that football right in my fucking goat-ass. That Adam Sandler CD?

thats the one.

Speaking of, my reviewer pic:

Yeah, dude, for sure! On a later album called "What's Your Name?" which was only songs - no skits - he had a 8 minute prog song all about the history of the talking goat. You need to check that shit out, it's hilarious.

that brings back some memories. that was when adam sandler was actually funny. i need to buy all those cds again. its been like 15 years since ive heard them.

so when noodles does it it's all whimsical and shit, when i do it it's creepy or reminiscent of a spam bot, a stoner, a 4 year old or a well-spoken 4 year old. humpf!

sloths:

look at that guy. he's all like "wazaaaaaaaa"



and DevWal, i am glad to know that you have good personal hygiene, and apologise for the stereotyping.

Sloths always look happy.

@thrash, hey bro. When do I shave my neck? Do I shave my neck? Do I have to shave my neck? And for whatever reason this time around there is hardly any itching. Oh yeah, I'm talking beards here.

There's only so much whimsy one metal board can handle, and the role is already filled.



Well, I don't bother shaving my neck. Besides the fact that I absolutely hate shaving (We had no facial hair policy at my high school. When I turned up with stubble the vice principal used to make me shave with these disposable razors with no shaving cream as punishment, and it always ruined my skin. Have hated shaving ever since....) so yeah, besides that I just kinda like the full-beard look, biker style so I want as much hair coming out of my face as possible. Sometimes if it's getting really unruly I'll trim the whole thing back an inch or two with scissors, but I never sculpt it or shave particular areas.

That said, I have no idea how yours grows, so I would say do whatever makes you comfortable! Awesome that it's not itching this time.

Thanks, but I was trying to be ironic by saying you were making a blanket statement then my next post was kinda racist/stereotype-y.

Ya dig?

Sloths are awesome.

The fact that he actually looks smiling is beyond creepy in my book.

Yeah? What's your point?

You're very observant. Handy with the quote button too.

And you're good at deepthroating

Good job, Wally, keep him going!

We asleep at the wheel again? Where are the reviews?

Chris isn't on the east coast...