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fuckin' brilliant..when i got home today i saw that my honda fireblade arrived..this is so much awesomeness my head will explode


I rode with my dad when he had a Honda Fireblade and it was a FUCKING BEAST. How the hell did you get that, richboy?


rich?you got to be kidding me..i had to work 3 years for that..doing choirs in the neighbourhood(cliché) and doing summerjobs like working at an auction+saving my allowance, selling old cd's books and the worst thing..lower myself to prostitution :wink:


Haha..Oh well, it will be worth it, that bike is fucking awesome...It looks great and goes like shit off a shovel-(very fast, for those of you not aquainted with English slang) To say goodbye to it, my dad pushed it to the very limit (he wouldn't tell me how fast, hehe)


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Cutting steel pipe with oxyacetylene ranks as one of the most fun activities known to man.

I feel pretty good about the world.


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Like shit...I have a test tomorrow, and I haven't studied enough for it.

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Cutting steel pipe with oxyacetylene ranks as one of the most fun activities known to man.

I feel pretty good about the world.


What were you doing that for (just curious)?


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Cutting steel pipe with oxyacetylene ranks as one of the most fun activities known to man.

I feel pretty good about the world.


What were you doing that for (just curious)?

Sculpture. I'm making something like a stylized spine and ribcage.


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Cutting steel pipe with oxyacetylene ranks as one of the most fun activities known to man.

I feel pretty good about the world.


What were you doing that for (just curious)?

Sculpture. I'm making something like a stylized spine and ribcage.


Cool. You should post some pics.


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Cutting steel pipe with oxyacetylene ranks as one of the most fun activities known to man.

I feel pretty good about the world.


What were you doing that for (just curious)?

Sculpture. I'm making something like a stylized spine and ribcage.


Cool. You should post some pics.

I will once there's something to show. It's just some pieces of pipe right now.


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Hungry, at the moment. I skipped lunch...


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excellent day so far..had no classes today,ate a wonderful meal, enjoyed Rush's Anthem and have a sixpack by the hand


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Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


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Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


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Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


No, I'm just generally pissed off with everything, it should pass.
On a funnier note:
My form tutor found the lyrics me and my friend made about this guy who can't get a date for the prom and kinda harasses girls (to the tune of the Trooper) and was like "I'm ringing home. This is unnaceptable." Hehehe.
There was a lot more, all I can remember is:

He'll rape your wife
He'll rape you too
He'll grap your penis
And give it a chew
When he's making his next advance
You'll turn him down to the high school dance
Will you go to the prom with me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


No, I'm just generally pissed off with everything, it should pass.
On a funnier note:
My form tutor found the lyrics me and my friend made about this guy who can't get a date for the prom and kinda harasses girls (to the tune of the Trooper) and was like "I'm ringing home. This is unnaceptable." Hehehe.
There was a lot more, all I can remember is:

He'll rape your wife
He'll rape you too
He'll grap your penis
And give it a chew
When he's making his next advance
You'll turn him down to the high school dance
Will you go to the prom with me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Excellent! Be careful, though...


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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


No, I'm just generally pissed off with everything, it should pass.
On a funnier note:
My form tutor found the lyrics me and my friend made about this guy who can't get a date for the prom and kinda harasses girls (to the tune of the Trooper) and was like "I'm ringing home. This is unnaceptable." Hehehe.
There was a lot more, all I can remember is:

He'll rape your wife
He'll rape you too
He'll grap your penis
And give it a chew
When he's making his next advance
You'll turn him down to the high school dance
Will you go to the prom with me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Excellent! Be careful, though...


Hahaha. When my form tutor rings up I'll just tell my parents that somebody else wrote it and I'm taking the blame-I don't care to explain why me and my friend wrote the lyrics about the guy OR why we found it funny, when the school so obviously does not.

BTW, that kid wrote a good piece of writing! Bizarre? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. But it was differant, and actually technically all good writing, my creative writing piece got an A and it was just gore gore gore.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


No, I'm just generally pissed off with everything, it should pass.
On a funnier note:
My form tutor found the lyrics me and my friend made about this guy who can't get a date for the prom and kinda harasses girls (to the tune of the Trooper) and was like "I'm ringing home. This is unnaceptable." Hehehe.
There was a lot more, all I can remember is:

He'll rape your wife
He'll rape you too
He'll grap your penis
And give it a chew
When he's making his next advance
You'll turn him down to the high school dance
Will you go to the prom with me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Excellent! Be careful, though...


Hahaha. When my form tutor rings up I'll just tell my parents that somebody else wrote it and I'm taking the blame-I don't care to explain why me and my friend wrote the lyrics about the guy OR why we found it funny, when the school so obviously does not.

BTW, that kid wrote a good piece of writing! Bizarre? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. But it was differant, and actually technically all good writing, my creative writing piece got an A and it was just gore gore gore.


They researched him on another forum, and discovered that he is the worst of faggoths. Not worth pitying, just learn from that example. And yes, that sounds like a good plan.


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Zad wrote:
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
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Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


No, I'm just generally pissed off with everything, it should pass.
On a funnier note:
My form tutor found the lyrics me and my friend made about this guy who can't get a date for the prom and kinda harasses girls (to the tune of the Trooper) and was like "I'm ringing home. This is unnaceptable." Hehehe.
There was a lot more, all I can remember is:

He'll rape your wife
He'll rape you too
He'll grap your penis
And give it a chew
When he's making his next advance
You'll turn him down to the high school dance
Will you go to the prom with me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Excellent! Be careful, though...


Hahaha. When my form tutor rings up I'll just tell my parents that somebody else wrote it and I'm taking the blame-I don't care to explain why me and my friend wrote the lyrics about the guy OR why we found it funny, when the school so obviously does not.

BTW, that kid wrote a good piece of writing! Bizarre? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. But it was differant, and actually technically all good writing, my creative writing piece got an A and it was just gore gore gore.


They researched him on another forum, and discovered that he is the worst of faggoths. Not worth pitying, just learn from that example. And yes, that sounds like a good plan.


I would post my English coursework, but it's on the school computer. I'll do it tommorow-you'll see what I mean though, it's just gore with a stupid trench theme going on.


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I would post my English coursework, but it's on the school computer. I'll do it tommorow-you'll see what I mean though, it's just gore with a stupid trench theme going on.


You still at that Catholic place? Can't see that going down very well. Let me know what score you get for it...


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I would post my English coursework, but it's on the school computer. I'll do it tommorow-you'll see what I mean though, it's just gore with a stupid trench theme going on.


You still at that Cathoilc place? Can't see that going down very well. Let me know what score you get for it...


Yes. It got scored ages ago, last year I think. I was a few marks off an A* actually, quite chuffed. My recent coursework is slipping though, none of the subject matter interests me.
What did you take at college/a level, Zad? I'm hoping to take English Lit, Media and Psychology if I can get all Bs (Which looked a lot more realistic last year when my grades where better :roll: )


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I would post my English coursework, but it's on the school computer. I'll do it tommorow-you'll see what I mean though, it's just gore with a stupid trench theme going on.


You still at that Cathoilc place? Can't see that going down very well. Let me know what score you get for it...


Yes. It got scored ages ago, last year I think. I was a few marks off an A* actually, quite chuffed. My recent coursework is slipping though, none of the subject matter interests me.
What did you take at college/a level, Zad? I'm hoping to take English Lit, Media and Psychology if I can get all Bs (Which looked a lot more realistic last year when my grades where better :roll: )


My A-Levels were rather shitty:
English Literature - B (very poor, since it's my best subject)
History - C
Economics - C (fucking stupid subject, hate it!)
IT - F (stupid cunt never removed me from last 3 exams (planning to just do AS level, 3/6 modules, etc, so I missed them, and got zero. Bastards.)

I was going through a difficult period at the time, which is no excuse, but I'm still annoyed at myself for not doing better. Heigh-ho, Uni'll be better...


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
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Absolute shit, really stressed right now.


Anything some creepy guy from the internet can help with?


No, I'm just generally pissed off with everything, it should pass.
On a funnier note:
My form tutor found the lyrics me and my friend made about this guy who can't get a date for the prom and kinda harasses girls (to the tune of the Trooper) and was like "I'm ringing home. This is unnaceptable." Hehehe.
There was a lot more, all I can remember is:

He'll rape your wife
He'll rape you too
He'll grap your penis
And give it a chew
When he's making his next advance
You'll turn him down to the high school dance
Will you go to the prom with me?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Excellent! Be careful, though...


Hahaha. When my form tutor rings up I'll just tell my parents that somebody else wrote it and I'm taking the blame-I don't care to explain why me and my friend wrote the lyrics about the guy OR why we found it funny, when the school so obviously does not.

BTW, that kid wrote a good piece of writing! Bizarre? Yes. Disgusting? Yes. But it was differant, and actually technically all good writing, my creative writing piece got an A and it was just gore gore gore.


They researched him on another forum, and discovered that he is the worst of faggoths. Not worth pitying, just learn from that example. And yes, that sounds like a good plan.


I would post my English coursework, but it's on the school computer. I'll do it tommorow-you'll see what I mean though, it's just gore with a stupid trench theme going on.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=3273

I dare you to make something as good as this!


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