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Carnifex Umbris
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The longest my hair has ever been, as far as I can remember.

You bear an uncanny resemblance to my best friend. He doesn't have a beard, though. Also, he's getting married. Which has nothing to do with one's appearance, but blows my mind every time I think about it.
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The longest my hair has ever been, as far as I can remember.


I've seen you in Manchester before I'm sure.
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So, uh...yeah, I missed this before, call me when Ty dies. We can, you know, go to a lynching or something. It'll be nice. I'll wear white.

I have a swing set, too. :wink:


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Eyesore wrote:
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So, uh...yeah, I missed this before, call me when Ty dies. We can, you know, go to a lynching or something. It'll be nice. I'll wear white.


That is a massive pair of tits.
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Eyesore wrote:
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So, uh...yeah, I missed this before, call me when Ty dies. We can, you know, go to a lynching or something. It'll be nice. I'll wear white.


That is a massive pair of tits.


are they real????

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One's real, the other isn't.

They call that particular operation the "evener-upper."
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Eyesore
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They're real. What's wrong with you pansies? You can tell, they're nice and soft, not lean and unnaturally round. Of course, that could just be some random chick, who knows who this DEA chick is.

Call me.
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Eyesore wrote:
They're real. What's wrong with you pansies? You can tell, they're nice and soft, not lean and unnaturally round. Of course, that could just be some random chick, who knows who this DEA chick is.

Call me.

Is that offer open to anyone, erm, gorgeous? :wub:
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Radagast wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
They're real. What's wrong with you pansies? You can tell, they're nice and soft, not lean and unnaturally round. Of course, that could just be some random chick, who knows who this DEA chick is.

Call me.

Is that offer open to anyone, erm, gorgeous? :wub:


Ken's my man!!! You back off Mr. Rex!!! :mad:
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 5:15 am 
My heart belongs to leeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry. :sad:
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Orion
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My heart belongs to leeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry. :sad:


:sad: suicide.
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My heart belongs to leeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry. :sad:


:sad: suicide.


I cheat on Ken all the time, you live in Mesa, we are close......

Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?
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My heart belongs to leeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry. :sad:


:sad: suicide.


I cheat on Ken all the time, you live in Mesa, we are close......

Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?


Where do you live?
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Carnifex Umbris
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leee wrote:
Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?

No, he's right. Fake boobs, even good quality ones, look different from real ones. Fake ones are unnaturally round and tend to be too taut.
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leee wrote:
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My heart belongs to leeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sorry. :sad:


:sad: suicide.


I cheat on Ken all the time, you live in Mesa, we are close......

Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?


Where do you live?


N. Phoenix/Scottsdale homie......
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Eyesore
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Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?

No, he's right. Fake boobs, even good quality ones, look different from real ones. Fake ones are unnaturally round and tend to be too taut.

Looks like me and Kayla are the only two tr00 boobie fanatics on this board.

Once again, Eyesore KO1 leeeeeeeee.
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Carnifex Umbris
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Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
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Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?

No, he's right. Fake boobs, even good quality ones, look different from real ones. Fake ones are unnaturally round and tend to be too taut.

Looks like me and Kayla are the only two tr00 boobie fanatics on this board.

Once again, Eyesore KO1 leeeeeeeee.

Uh...fanatic? I'm just...y'know...an expert by default. :huh:
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Carnifex Umbris
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N. Phoenix/Scottsdale homie......

Oh, man. You have my sympathies. I lived in Phoenix for four years, and I hated it. I'm never going back there if I can possibly help it.
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I smelled some boobs in this thread.
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Eyesore
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
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Ken how would you know they are real or not? You are basing that whole soft and cushy thing off of your blow up doll aren't you?

No, he's right. Fake boobs, even good quality ones, look different from real ones. Fake ones are unnaturally round and tend to be too taut.

Looks like me and Kayla are the only two tr00 boobie fanatics on this board.

Once again, Eyesore KO1 leeeeeeeee.

Uh...fanatic? I'm just...y'know...an expert by default. :huh:

Right. Sorry. Good job being familiar with, you know, your stuff.
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