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| Author: | ElTipo [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | So I applied to be a donor at a sperm bank |
If it works out I'll be making 75$ per visit, which can happen max 3 times a week. |
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| Author: | Azrael [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 1:29 am ] |
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that's awesome, i wonder if there's any of that here... for 75$ a pop, i'd quit every bad habit for whatever time it was necessary. |
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| Author: | TheOctavarius [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:07 am ] |
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So how does it work? |
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| Author: | The Necrodude [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:40 am ] |
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Well it sounds to me like you jerk off into a cup and give the sperm to the nurse after you are finished i imagine. Does that sound about right ElTipo? |
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| Author: | Dylan@Metalreviews [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:08 pm ] |
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TheOctavarius wrote: So how does it work? When a woman falls in love with a certain set of genetic traits, they suck it up in a tube and inject it in her vagina. For a price of course...
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| Author: | Goat [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 2:56 pm ] |
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Seems sensible enough. Assuming said women are incapable of picking up some random barfly for a backseat screw, that is. Still, cash for something you'd be doing anyway for free, it's a wonder we're not all doing it. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:18 pm ] |
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Yup. So far I could have earned an amount of 2.3 millon dollars. But I did it all for the lulz. They won't accept mine anymore nao, I'm a heavy smoker, alcoholic, depressive sonovabitch. |
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| Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:31 pm ] |
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Wow that sounds cool. Wish they had those schemes here. I'd be rich in no time!!! |
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| Author: | ThreeDifferentOnes [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 5:29 pm ] |
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I snuck a retard into a sperm bank once. |
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| Author: | Azrael [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 6:03 pm ] |
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did he think he was black, or was he just gay? |
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| Author: | ElTipo [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:17 pm ] |
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They actually go through a rigorous screening process. Only about 3 of 29 guys that apply actually get the job. After that all it is consists of blowing your load into a cup and handing it off to the nurse and walking out with a check. They're selective about the people too, in terms of social class. You have to be atleast 5'9", be a college student, firefighter, or police officer, and be in top physical shape. You also can't drink, smoke, or have unprotected sex the entire time you donate. |
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| Author: | Thomas [ Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:28 pm ] |
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so now you get kids everywhere! and you get money for it! |
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| Author: | Sasheron [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:16 am ] |
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Wait, why the 5'9" thing? There is actually a shortage of sperm, ovum and blood donours in Australia because it is illegal to sell bodily fluids and organs. Now that I'm on university holidays I'm going to give blood again. |
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| Author: | Dago [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:10 am ] |
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I hate donating my stuff. |
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| Author: | Mintrude [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:04 pm ] |
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I'd do it, but "they" are changing the law so your biological kids can contact you. Which I'm not entirely comfortable with. |
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| Author: | ElTipo [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:40 pm ] |
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The height restriction and all the other restrictions exist because women who can't have children, ironically, still want a say in what they look like, even if they would normally end up being 5'5". Certain sperm banks actually pay more for more highly wanted candidates, such as Harvard graduates or Olympic athletes. |
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| Author: | noodles [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:29 pm ] |
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Mintrude wrote: I'd do it, but "they" are changing the law so your biological kids can contact you. Which I'm not entirely comfortable with.
that would be strange |
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| Author: | Sasheron [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:54 pm ] |
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ElTipo wrote: The height restriction and all the other restrictions exist because women who can't have children, ironically, still want a say in what they look like, even if they would normally end up being 5'5".
In some cases it is best to find a sperm donor similar in height to the mother. If I wanted to conceive and had a say in height, I'd want a kid similar to me or my partner in height. I'm 5'7" so 5'9" is not a big deal, but if I was shorter or had a shorter partner I'd want a shorter kid. |
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| Author: | Astaroth [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:07 pm ] |
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noodles wrote: Mintrude wrote: I'd do it, but "they" are changing the law so your biological kids can contact you. Which I'm not entirely comfortable with. that would be strange but funny 
you never know if ElTipo becomes popular with the ladies, and if he do he could easily wind up being the biological father of 100 children. That would be something to brag about  but annoying when they start to contact you one after another - The funny part from my perspective 
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| Author: | Sasheron [ Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:28 pm ] |
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I think that would be a shit law. What's the need? Being the genetic parent of someone isn't worth squat compared to being the actual caretaker of a child. Letting children contact their biological "parents" is a pile of confused priorities. |
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