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Author:  Thy Serpent [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:05 pm ]
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http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=86941

I love this line. "Now you can not only say 'Fuck the world,' you can do it as well." The comments are fucking hilarious too. Made my day. :lol:

Author:  Thomas [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:17 pm ]
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the manowar shield haha

Author:  Adveser [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 2:47 pm ]
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That's just sad

Author:  Dago [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:33 pm ]
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Thats why i hate Manowar.

Author:  Astaroth [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:21 pm ]
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dumbest thing ever... They should have made them possible to get with a picture of the barbarian on it, wargh!.. mighty brave battle penis, cuz it seems rather pointless that anybody would want them elsewise

I would like to see a Cannibal Corpse necro condom tasting and smelling of rot and decay, though. That would be rather metal, krieg n' stuff.

Author:  Tompa [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:47 pm ]
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I've got some Hammerfall condoms labeled "Let the hammer stand" ;)

Author:  Eternal Idol [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:54 pm ]
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If you don't think fucking the world with a Manowar condom is funny, you have no sense of humour.

Most of you don't have one, though.

Author:  heatseeker [ Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:08 pm ]
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It's clearly a joke...I thought it was funny :lol:

Author:  Cara [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:35 am ]
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That is hilarious. I can now only have sex with someone unless they have that condom.

Author:  Nicodemus [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:59 am ]
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I'm buying a shitload of condoms

Author:  Dago [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:06 am ]
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Well of course it's a joke. Manowar is a joke-band in the first place so...But didnt make me laugh really.

Author:  Delboy(cro) [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:54 am ]
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hahahahha

*heavy slow riff*

F*** WITH POWER!!!!!
the SWORD OF MIGHT YOU SHALL WIELD
but NEVER USE IT WITHOUT
the MANOWAR SHIEEEEELD!!!!!!!!!

Author:  ganeshaRules [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:05 am ]
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Dedicated to the posers that don't find it funny:

What you really need are NANOwar condoms.

:lol:

Author:  Thomas [ Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:59 pm ]
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haha of course...they are awesome :lol:

Author:  showmaster [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:40 pm ]
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they look too normal. It should be written on them something like power of steel or something like that

Author:  Radagast [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:54 pm ]
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Tompa wrote:
I've got some Hammerfall condoms labeled "Let the hammer stand" ;)

Blaze condoms - "As Hard as it Gets" (their live album is "As Live as it Gets")

Equal parts :rolleyes: and :lol:

Author:  showmaster [ Thu Dec 20, 2007 10:17 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
Tompa wrote:
I've got some Hammerfall condoms labeled "Let the hammer stand" ;)

Blaze condoms - "As Hard as it Gets" (their live album is "As Live as it Gets")

Equal parts :rolleyes: and :lol:


and on Kiss condoms stands "Lick it up" (I just made that up, but it's funny :D :lol: )

Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Fri Dec 21, 2007 9:14 am ]
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This is funny.

The fans a pretty freaky to an extent. But I got a lot of respect for the blind guy.

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