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Stupid fucking women.

The fact that when I get paid tommorow after I pay people owed debts, get a tattoo and a Bloodstock ticket I'm arse broke and I wanted a haircut. It's gonna be a fun month then.

The potato is king of the vegetables.

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

The fact that when I get paid tommorow after I pay people owed debts, get a tattoo and a Bloodstock ticket I'm arse broke and I wanted a haircut. It's gonna be a fun month then.

Do post pics of the tattoo when you get it. What are you having?

rio wrote:

The potato is king of the vegetables.

the one true aristocrat of the vegetable kingdom is the asparagus.

don't know about american food, but you can't deny british food fucking sucks.

Azrael wrote:

rio wrote:

The potato is king of the vegetables.

the one true aristocrat of the vegetable kingdom is the asparagus.

don't know about american food, but you can't deny british food fucking sucks.

I certainly can, you are clearly not manly enough for fish and chips and a hearty roast dinner.

actually i liked fish and chips (at least the FAKE UNKVLT WATERED DOWN VERSION of fried fish and fried potatoes they served at uni), but it's not the kind of meal you should have often, is it?

anyway talk about food i just caught that jamie oliver show where he cooks in schools and stuff and it was fucking ridiculous. britons are the americans of europe! he passed around a leek and one of the students called it, get this, A POTATO!! then some other genius called it an ONION! then he passed around asparagus or something and some retard called it a leek. YOU LITTLE SHIT, HE JUST PASSED AROUND A LEEK BEFORE, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!

then he concluded that kids didn't like his food (fish that wasn't fried, vegetables, etc) because they didn't like the look of it, so he blindfolded them.. only for them to spit it all out in disgust anyway.
no wonder everyone's so fat, they have chips in every meal - in all my life, i saw chips at a school-catered meal maybe twice. compare that to the school on tv that served them EVERY SINGLE DAY.

and vegetables aren't going to fucking bite you! god damn it..

actually i hate broccoli, cauliflower and brussels sprouts, but that's it.

Ready salted crisps are good in cheese sandwiches. Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Is a ready salted crisp just an American potato chip? Why the fuck can't British people call chips fries and crisps chips?

Author:	Goat [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:32 pm ]
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Insert random rants of fury about - well, whatever the hell you like! - here. As ever, I lead by both actions and words: The thing on Boston Legal where they end every other scene with prolonged shots of one of the characters looking freaked out at whatever outrageous thing has happened. It's a great show but it's really starting to get annoying. YES, WE ARE CAPABLE OF BEING ABLE TO TELL WHEN SOMETHING IS FUNNY. I'm not one to cast aspersion on people from another country, but 95p for a 0.5 litre bottle of diet coke is just ridiculous, Mr Asian/Polish man who has a corner shop. I can buy a FULL TWO LITRE BOTTLE of the stuff for £1.65 not two minutes further walk. Fuck you for taking advantage of my laziness! And fuck everyone hating on Dream Theater in Power Metalworld. They rule, end of.

Author:	Mintrude [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:41 pm ]
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People using txt spk when typing sends me into a rage for some bizarre reason. I'm something of a correct English nazi much of the time.

Author:	Metalhead_Bastard [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:57 pm ]
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The fact that when I get paid tommorow after I pay people owed debts, get a tattoo and a Bloodstock ticket I'm arse broke and I wanted a haircut. It's gonna be a fun month then.

Author:	Kathaarian [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:44 pm ]
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txt spk? Roflcopter.

Author:	Dago [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:52 pm ]
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Stupid fucking women.

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Author:	showmaster [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:28 pm ]
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Dago wrote: Stupid fucking women. +1

Author:	Azrael [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:21 pm ]
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british food fucking sucks. you people put fucking vinegar on your food to make it taste better, it's that bad. fucking hell it's so tasteless, it's like eating paper. tasteless mashed potatoes (seriously, is there a least interesting food than potatoes? the only way it tastes good is fried, and that stuff will kill you) with unseasoned roast meet. blargh. fucking jacket potato which is basically an excuse to eat the fillings. baked beans. seriously, fuck british food.

Author:	Dago [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:34 pm ]
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British food is a joke, i don't think you can even define it food, hell even Americans have better stuff, they know how to make steaks at least.

Author:	Mintrude [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:01 pm ]
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote: The fact that when I get paid tommorow after I pay people owed debts, get a tattoo and a Bloodstock ticket I'm arse broke and I wanted a haircut. It's gonna be a fun month then. Do post pics of the tattoo when you get it. What are you having?

Author:	rio [ Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:18 pm ]
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American food is better than British food? What the fuck... The potato is king of the vegetables.

Author:	Azrael [ Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:47 am ]
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rio wrote: The potato is king of the vegetables. the one true aristocrat of the vegetable kingdom is the asparagus. don't know about american food, but you can't deny british food fucking sucks. i actually lost weight during my semester in Nottingham, as i lived off apple juice and nutrigrain bars. ALSO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE HAVING DINNER AT FUCKING 6PM?! the cafeteria or whatever it is that you call it closed at 7, which is already pretty damn early, but the fucking brits in my corridor often went to dinner at 6 or even 5:30 pm!!! i had dinner at 6:45 or so and was considered extremely rebelious for that. i'm also pissed off about tomorrow - going to an interview for a fucking MSc programme! the application is 3 or 4 fucking pages long, they wanted 2 letters of recommendation AND a statement of purpose, and now they want a fucking interview. apparently if i pass that i get to take the scavenger hunt and obstacle course and finally the alligator wrestling. the final pool of candidates is then sent on a quest for the holy grail, the winner of which is then sent to astronaut training camp. after successful completion the candidate is then accepted into the MSc programme.

Author:	Metalhead_Bastard [ Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:52 pm ]
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Mintrude wrote: Metalhead_Bastard wrote: The fact that when I get paid tommorow after I pay people owed debts, get a tattoo and a Bloodstock ticket I'm arse broke and I wanted a haircut. It's gonna be a fun month then. Do post pics of the tattoo when you get it. What are you having? I went to get it done before but I just felt really ill so didn't get it done, I'll probably go tommorow. I'm not 100% sure yet, I don't want to trend into all that oriental tattoo shit, but I've always wanted a Chinese Dragon tattoo. We'll see.

Author:	rio [ Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:30 pm ]
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Azrael wrote: rio wrote: The potato is king of the vegetables. the one true aristocrat of the vegetable kingdom is the asparagus. don't know about american food, but you can't deny british food fucking sucks. I certainly can, you are clearly not manly enough for fish and chips and a hearty roast dinner.

Author:	Radagast [ Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:46 pm ]
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rio wrote: Azrael wrote: rio wrote: The potato is king of the vegetables. the one true aristocrat of the vegetable kingdom is the asparagus. don't know about american food, but you can't deny british food fucking sucks. I certainly can, you are clearly not manly enough for fish and chips and a hearty roast dinner. 'kin-A right, dawg! You know what pisses me off? My fucking job and how pointless it is and how I'm too much of a useless cunt to find a better one.

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Author:	Azrael [ Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:41 pm ]
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actually i liked fish and chips (at least the FAKE UNKVLT WATERED DOWN VERSION of fried fish and fried potatoes they served at uni), but it's not the kind of meal you should have often, is it? anyway talk about food i just caught that jamie oliver show where he cooks in schools and stuff and it was fucking ridiculous. britons are the americans of europe! he passed around a leek and one of the students called it, get this, A POTATO!! then some other genius called it an ONION! then he passed around asparagus or something and some retard called it a leek. YOU LITTLE SHIT, HE JUST PASSED AROUND A LEEK BEFORE, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! then he concluded that kids didn't like his food (fish that wasn't fried, vegetables, etc) because they didn't like the look of it, so he blindfolded them.. only for them to spit it all out in disgust anyway. no wonder everyone's so fat, they have chips in every meal - in all my life, i saw chips at a school-catered meal maybe twice. compare that to the school on tv that served them EVERY SINGLE DAY. and vegetables aren't going to fucking bite you! god damn it.. actually i hate broccoli, cauliflower and brussels sprouts, but that's it.

Author:	Goat [ Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:14 pm ]
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Azrael wrote: actually i liked fish and chips (at least the FAKE UNKVLT WATERED DOWN VERSION of fried fish and fried potatoes they served at uni), but it's not the kind of meal you should have often, is it? anyway talk about food i just caught that jamie oliver show where he cooks in schools and stuff and it was fucking ridiculous. britons are the americans of europe! he passed around a leek and one of the students called it, get this, A POTATO!! then some other genius called it an ONION! then he passed around asparagus or something and some retard called it a leek. YOU LITTLE SHIT, HE JUST PASSED AROUND A LEEK BEFORE, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! then he concluded that kids didn't like his food (fish that wasn't fried, vegetables, etc) because they didn't like the look of it, so he blindfolded them.. only for them to spit it all out in disgust anyway. no wonder everyone's so fat, they have chips in every meal - in all my life, i saw chips at a school-catered meal maybe twice. compare that to the school on tv that served them EVERY SINGLE DAY. and vegetables aren't going to fucking bite you! god damn it.. actually i hate broccoli, cauliflower and brussels sprouts, but that's it. Yes, because the whole of England is like a TV cooking program. What is the point of ready salted crisps? Who eats them, for god's sake?!

Author:	rio [ Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:58 pm ]
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Ready salted crisps are good in cheese sandwiches. Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours.

Author:	traptunderice [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:14 am ]
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Is a ready salted crisp just an American potato chip? Why the fuck can't British people call chips fries and crisps chips?

Author:	Goat [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:44 am ]
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rio wrote: Ready salted crisps are good in cheese sandwiches. Also they are better than some of these pretencious crappy nu flavours. Not as good as salt n vinegar. Or those Black Pepper kettle chip things. You're right Mr Rice, it's a plain ol podaydo chip. And we call them chips rather than fries because we invented the art of frying other things, like fish, or chocolate bars, and to call just chips 'fries' would confuse Scottish people. Look it up, it was a government bill in the eighties.

Author:	rio [ Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:25 pm ]
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traptunderice wrote: Is a ready salted crisp just an American potato chip? Why the fuck can't British people call chips fries and crisps chips? Because it is the English language? Besides, "fries" does make sense but calling crisps "chips" is ridiculous. They aren't chips off anything, they are slices. Plus, they are specifically made to be crispy.