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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:09 pm ] |
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...what would he look like? |
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| Author: | 5/3/// [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:27 pm ] |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:32 pm ] |
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| Author: | Cara [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:57 pm ] |
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ahahahahahahahha. 
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| Author: | Thomas [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:19 pm ] |
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Thrashtilldeth wrote: Gen. info: Five foot ten, 75 kilos. Been growing my hair for over 3 years, been growing my beard for over 1 year.
OR: 
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| Author: | 5/3/// [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:04 pm ] |
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He would certainly look much more mediterranean than those lads from Foo Fighters Rembrandt did one painting using an sepharadi jew to portray jesus, I think is propbably the closest to what Jesus really, ethnically, looked like : 
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| Author: | Caligula_K [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:45 pm ] |
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| Author: | Goat [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:53 pm ] |
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| Author: | EdgeOfForever [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 5:57 pm ] |
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Brahm_K wrote: Is that Ron Jeremy? Haha. |
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| Author: | Seinfeld26 [ Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:23 pm ] |
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Interestingly, if you look at some really old paintings of Jesus (albeit from years after the ascension), you'll notice that he was sometimes portrayed as having shorter hair and no beard at all (this, however, may be before many artists took into account how Jews typically looked during his time - which is where the generally accepted visual image of Jesus stems from). Many also believe that the actual position of Jesus on the cross was a little different than how it's often portrayed (for example, one of his arms is believed to have been bent a little to cut off circulation). |
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:51 am ] |
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Zad wrote: 
Bruce Campbell is a god. |
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| Author: | The Evil Dead [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:07 am ] |
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It's only natural he'd be slightly decomposed and looking for brains. |
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| Author: | Caligula_K [ Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:34 am ] |
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The Evil Dead wrote: It's only natural he'd be slightly decomposed and looking for brains. This is something I've thought about before. Isn't the normal reaction when someone comes back from the dead after three days to grab the shotgun and blow his head off? How can we know that Zombie Jesus wasn't after peoples' brains? Perhaps Bruce Campbell was there to stop him. |
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| Author: | Astaroth [ Sat Sep 27, 2008 4:35 pm ] |
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Brahm_K wrote: The Evil Dead wrote: It's only natural he'd be slightly decomposed and looking for brains. This is something I've thought about before. Isn't the normal reaction when someone comes back from the dead after three days to grab the shotgun and blow his head off? How can we know that Zombie Jesus wasn't after peoples' brains? Perhaps Bruce Campbell was there to stop him. hmm... yeah, makes perfectly sense. After stopping him he bottled him and made crackers out of him, so that future generations wouldn't starve in church. I bet you didn't see that coming, Zombie Jesus!... eating zombies is totally necro! 
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| Author: | Wsx26 [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:17 am ] |
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I am Jesus see the light in my eyes. 
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| Author: | AngelRipper16 [ Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:30 pm ] |
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If Jesus HAD come back I would have asked him why the fuck he's been sitting up there and never done anything to help the metal scene or the metal community grow where I live! 
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