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 Post subject: The perfect time waster?
PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:31 pm 
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Chat with strangers! I'm currently trying to convince a 20 year old Chinese Christian of the evils of Communism.

Quote:
Stranger: sup?
You: Hey. howdo?
Stranger: from?
You: England. You? A/s/l?
Stranger: 20/m/cn
You: I heard the people are very rude in Canada, but an American told me that so I'll take it with a pinch of salt! Do you like Rush?
Stranger: no
You: :(
You: What is your favourite band?
Stranger: most chiese are kind
Stranger: i don't got one
You: Most Cheese Are Kind?
You: Not heard of them, must be emo
You: I do like cheese, though.
Stranger: I WILL try it]
You: cheese?
Stranger: what is emo mean?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: is the name of food or a band?
You: They're like goths, but without the shitty clothes
You: Listen to Primus, it'll make your brain feel warm and fuzzy.
Stranger: you never saw the life of chinese ,i think
You: Their oppression screams with a voice that cannot be silenced
Stranger: most people live here happy
You: Did THE COMMUNISTS make you write that?
Stranger: no
Stranger: we have the right to say anything
You: It's ok, I understand. You can't say.
Stranger: i am not in the north korea
You: eurt ton si msinummoc
You: seil sti
Stranger: you could ask everthing if i know
Stranger: there is alot of foreigners here
You: They are spies.
Stranger: maybe
You: Gwailo, I believe the term is?
Stranger: but at least i think they come here to travel
You: They come to free you from the yoke of Communism. Greet them with open arms and smiles.
Stranger: nobody yoke me
Stranger: i am free
You: Chairman Mao disagrees
Stranger: this is not the north korea
Stranger: i can chat with you
You: Better ask a party official, just to be sure.
Stranger: if they yoke me ,it couldn't happen
Stranger: = = !
You: Chairman Mao was The North Korea?
Stranger: no
You: Do you like Heavy Metal?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and i like taekwondo
You: That's awesome


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:33 pm 
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"Better ask a party official, just to be sure" :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:46 pm 
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He asked me for some good porn sites and then left when I said that Jesus doesn't like it. I've wasted most of an afternoon talking to various people on it.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:49 pm 
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You should've sent him http://www.lemonparty.org NSFW


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:56 pm 
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You: I run a security company. We manufacture nuclear weapons for third-world countries
Stranger: good !!!i think you are so rich


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:58 pm 
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WHHHY?!?! WHY DID I CLICK?!?! AAAAAAH MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MELTING!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:00 pm 
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Quote:
You: hey
Stranger: 中国人
You: sorry don't understand that language



:huh:

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:06 pm 
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Quote:
Stranger: hi~
You: hello
Stranger: cn?
You: where are you from?
You: im english
Stranger: cn?
Stranger: o..
You: wtf does 'cn?' mean?
Stranger: I'm cn
You: thats a fucked up name
You: have a word with your mum
You: get a decent name mate
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: Im from china
You: im just speaking to some cn cunt atm mate, som e little bitch
You: sorry
You: wrong convo there, lol
You: are you now?
You: the great wall
Stranger: so ...
Stranger: what's up?
You: what do you do for a living?
Stranger: that chinenese?
You: what is your job
Stranger: for a living?
Stranger: student
You: ok
Stranger: then you?
You: i am a bounty hunter
You: im on tv
You: have you seen 'dog the bounty hunter'?
You: thats my dad
Stranger: no....
You: YOU FUCKING LITTLE PRICK
Stranger: i am sorry
You: I SHOULD END U
You: PIECE
You: OF
You: FUCKING
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
You: SAY SORRY MAN
You: SAY IT
Stranger: fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I MIGHT FLIP
You: SAY
You: SORRY
You: SAY IT
You: NOW
You: THATS IT
You: IM BLOWING CHINA OFF THE FUCKING MAP


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:07 pm 
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Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: icehole!


lmao, just saw this at the end, haha, he left.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:12 pm 
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
WHHHY?!?! WHY DID I CLICK?!?! AAAAAAH MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MELTING!
:lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:46 pm 
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next time a girl turns me down i'm gonna call her an icehole


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:56 pm 
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noodles wrote:
next time a girl turns me down i'm gonna call her an icehole


haha


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:28 am 
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icehole is my new favorite word.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:15 pm 
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I like muckhole. It sounds filthier than it is.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:41 pm 
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Like Pete, I SHOULDN"T HAVE clicked. Giving me nightmares.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:46 pm 
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You should've sent him http://www.lemonparty.org NSFW



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:06 pm 
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^Haha Frig got owned.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:14 pm 
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It leads me to wonder though... What was Thomas doing with that link??

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:39 pm 
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Location: Upon the high horse of self-destruction
Stranger: hello =)
You: Is that you again Bill?
Stranger: no i'm not bill
You: who are you then?
You: Kathy?
Stranger: no i'm not kathy :o
You: Steve?
Stranger: no i'm not :o
You: Hitler?
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: lol
You: Ghandi?
Stranger: yeeeeeeeees
Stranger: i'm ghandi
You: im punching a cow
Stranger: how did you know?
You: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PACIFIST
Stranger: fuck you!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Dobar dan
You: what religion are you?
Stranger: Christian Orthodox, and you?
You: Satanist
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 6/f/Aus
You: cyber?
Stranger: 6? :\
You: oh sorry i meant 96
Stranger: good luck with that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:58 pm 
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Stranger: hey
You: shitdickingniplles
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: defo a lad u
You: what is an asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: 12-yes-anywhereand any time you want baby
You: let me get the whipping kit
Stranger: u m or f?
You: kthxbai


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