"Better ask a party official, just to be sure"
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The perfect time waster? |
http://omegle.com/ Chat with strangers! I'm currently trying to convince a 20 year old Chinese Christian of the evils of Communism. Quote: Stranger: sup?
You: Hey. howdo? Stranger: from? You: England. You? A/s/l? Stranger: 20/m/cn You: I heard the people are very rude in Canada, but an American told me that so I'll take it with a pinch of salt! Do you like Rush? Stranger: no You: :( You: What is your favourite band? Stranger: most chiese are kind Stranger: i don't got one You: Most Cheese Are Kind? You: Not heard of them, must be emo You: I do like cheese, though. Stranger: I WILL try it] You: cheese? Stranger: what is emo mean? Stranger: ye Stranger: is the name of food or a band? You: They're like goths, but without the shitty clothes You: Listen to Primus, it'll make your brain feel warm and fuzzy. Stranger: you never saw the life of chinese ,i think You: Their oppression screams with a voice that cannot be silenced Stranger: most people live here happy You: Did THE COMMUNISTS make you write that? Stranger: no Stranger: we have the right to say anything You: It's ok, I understand. You can't say. Stranger: i am not in the north korea You: eurt ton si msinummoc You: seil sti Stranger: you could ask everthing if i know Stranger: there is alot of foreigners here You: They are spies. Stranger: maybe You: Gwailo, I believe the term is? Stranger: but at least i think they come here to travel You: They come to free you from the yoke of Communism. Greet them with open arms and smiles. Stranger: nobody yoke me Stranger: i am free You: Chairman Mao disagrees Stranger: this is not the north korea Stranger: i can chat with you You: Better ask a party official, just to be sure. Stranger: if they yoke me ,it couldn't happen Stranger: = = ! You: Chairman Mao was The North Korea? Stranger: no You: Do you like Heavy Metal? Stranger: yes Stranger: and i like taekwondo You: That's awesome |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:33 pm ] |
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"Better ask a party official, just to be sure"
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:46 pm ] |
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He asked me for some good porn sites and then left when I said that Jesus doesn't like it. I've wasted most of an afternoon talking to various people on it. |
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| Author: | Thomas [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:49 pm ] |
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You should've sent him http://www.lemonparty.org NSFW |
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:56 pm ] |
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Quote: You: I run a security company. We manufacture nuclear weapons for third-world countries
Stranger: good !!!i think you are so rich 
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:58 pm ] |
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WHHHY?!?! WHY DID I CLICK?!?! AAAAAAH MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MELTING! |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:00 pm ] |
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Quote: You: hey
Stranger: 中国人 You: sorry don't understand that language 
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:06 pm ] |
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Quote: Stranger: hi~
You: hello Stranger: cn? You: where are you from? You: im english Stranger: cn? Stranger: o.. You: wtf does 'cn?' mean? Stranger: I'm cn You: thats a fucked up name You: have a word with your mum You: get a decent name mate Stranger: ok... Stranger: Im from china You: im just speaking to some cn cunt atm mate, som e little bitch You: sorry You: wrong convo there, lol You: are you now? You: the great wall Stranger: so ... Stranger: what's up? You: what do you do for a living? Stranger: that chinenese? You: what is your job Stranger: for a living? Stranger: student You: ok Stranger: then you? You: i am a bounty hunter You: im on tv You: have you seen 'dog the bounty hunter'? You: thats my dad Stranger: no.... You: YOU FUCKING LITTLE PRICK Stranger: i am sorry You: I SHOULD END U You: PIECE You: OF You: FUCKING You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT You: SAY SORRY MAN You: SAY IT Stranger: fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: I MIGHT FLIP You: SAY You: SORRY You: SAY IT You: NOW You: THATS IT You: IM BLOWING CHINA OFF THE FUCKING MAP |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:07 pm ] |
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Code: Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: icehole! lmao, just saw this at the end, haha, he left. |
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| Author: | Thomas [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:12 pm ] |
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote: WHHHY?!?! WHY DID I CLICK?!?! AAAAAAH MY BRAIN IS FUCKING MELTING!
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| Author: | noodles [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:46 pm ] |
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next time a girl turns me down i'm gonna call her an icehole |
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| Author: | stevelovesmoonspell [ Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:56 pm ] |
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noodles wrote: next time a girl turns me down i'm gonna call her an icehole
haha |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:28 am ] |
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icehole is my new favorite word. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:15 pm ] |
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I like muckhole. It sounds filthier than it is. |
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| Author: | hellraiser_xes [ Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:41 pm ] |
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Like Pete, I SHOULDN"T HAVE clicked. Giving me nightmares. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:46 pm ] |
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metal_xxx wrote: You should've sent him http://www.lemonparty.org NSFW
 
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:06 pm ] |
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^Haha Frig got owned. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:14 pm ] |
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It leads me to wonder though... What was Thomas doing with that link?? |
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| Author: | Rhys [ Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:39 pm ] |
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Stranger: hello =) You: Is that you again Bill? Stranger: no i'm not bill You: who are you then? You: Kathy? Stranger: no i'm not kathy :o You: Steve? Stranger: no i'm not :o You: Hitler? Stranger: no i'm not Stranger: lol You: Ghandi? Stranger: yeeeeeeeees Stranger: i'm ghandi You: im punching a cow Stranger: how did you know? You: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT PACIFIST Stranger: fuck you!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Dobar dan You: what religion are you? Stranger: Christian Orthodox, and you? You: Satanist Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey asl? You: 6/f/Aus You: cyber? Stranger: 6? :\ You: oh sorry i meant 96 Stranger: good luck with that Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Thu Apr 23, 2009 4:58 pm ] |
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Stranger: hey You: shitdickingniplles Stranger: asl? Stranger: hahahahahaha Stranger: defo a lad u You: what is an asl Stranger: age sex location You: 12-yes-anywhereand any time you want baby You: let me get the whipping kit Stranger: u m or f? You: kthxbai |
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