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 Post subject: You're all fucking cunts
PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:36 am 
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But I fucking love you anyway.

Actually, it's probably why I fucking love you.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:49 am 
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Aww. :wub:


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 4:51 am 
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I should really stay away from computers when I'm steaming. However, it's my last night in Switzerland, I've got a bus to Milan airport in 1 hour, and I'm fucking ecstatic at the thought of going back to Scotland.

You're all fucking AWESOME.

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Don't write drunk.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:37 am 
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Dead Fetuses and shit


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:20 am 
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
I should really stay away from computers when I'm steaming. However, it's my last night in Switzerland, I've got a bus to Milan airport in 1 hour, and I'm fucking ecstatic at the thought of going back to Scotland.

You're all fucking AWESOME.


What?!! You're coming over?! I'd better get my make up done then.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:10 am 
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Ok, how the fuck did this not get more responses?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:58 pm 
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Ok, how the fuck did this not get more responses?


Choose one:
a) We already know we are awesome cunts, so we felt that your post was redundant and not really worthy of its own thread.


b) We dont actually like you, and in fact hate your guts and we were hoping that in your trip to the airport the bus had a flat tire and all the passengers would be old ladies and pregnant women, so you would had to get out of the bus and change the tire yourself and then it would start raining and then while you were soaking wet and struggling with the cross wrench, because apparently changing a bus tire is very difficult without previous experience, the bus driver would get from behind you and start gropping your ass and you would wonder why he didnt change the tire in the first place, and then you'd realize that while you were thinking this he would had been gropping your ass for about 15-20 seconds, so now it would be to awkward to say anything so you just let him do it, and you give thanks to god that it was raining so no one could see your tears, and then after all was done you would arrive at the airport and as you walk down from the bus, the driver would look at you like nothing ever happened and you'd wonder if you did something wrong or if maybe you were part of some kind of secret bus drivers gropping ritual in wich you werent supposed to say anything afterwards.

c) We didnt really notice your post the first time, but We do actually love you and your litlle drunk threads, so now that you bumped it we are afraid that if we say anything you'd think of us as insincere.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:07 pm 
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Personally, I was pretending not to see it so I didn't feel obliged to delete it and ban you. :rolleyes: :wink:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:14 pm 
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Goat wrote:
Personally, I was pretending not to see it so I didn't feel obliged to delete it and ban you. :rolleyes: :wink:


Wanker :lame:

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