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Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:16 am ]
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Someone gave me a bottle of what looked like whiskey, smelled like whiskey, but tasted like shit and turned out to be actually rum. Fuck them. Fuck it. I want whiskey. Or whisky. I hate rum. Fuck rum to hell.

GHAHAHHAHAHAHA DRUNK POSTS DRUNKY DRUNK DRUNK DIJGBUHéILB DRURUKNK MEEETAL

I've been listening to 1980s italian dance music- itlao disco and it takes me half an horu to write a post without lots of mistakes in it. Fuck.

E GIRA TUTTO INTORNO ALLA STAAAAANZAAAA MENTRE SI DAAAANZAAAAAA

Author:  GeneralDiomedes [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:27 am ]
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Don't like rum? You're doing it wrong.

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Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:32 am ]
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what is half an horu

Author:  GeneralDiomedes [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:33 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
what is half an horu


a ho

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:45 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
what is half an horu


horu is a mythical pokemon you need twenty masterballs and a gazillion internets to catch it.

Author:  Goat [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 1:57 am ]
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Fridge wrote:
Someone gave me a bottle of what looked like whiskey, smelled like whiskey, but tasted like shit and turned out to be actually rum. Fuck them. Fuck it. I want whiskey. Or whisky. I hate rum. Fuck rum to hell.

GHAHAHHAHAHAHA DRUNK POSTS DRUNKY DRUNK DRUNK DIJGBUHéILB DRURUKNK MEEETAL

I've been listening to 1980s italian dance music- itlao disco and it takes me half an horu to write a post without lots of mistakes in it. Fuck.

E GIRA TUTTO INTORNO ALLA STAAAAANZAAAA MENTRE SI DAAAANZAAAAAA


*saves thread*

Author:  Afro_D-Shak [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:18 am ]
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Zad should sticky this thread.

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:22 am ]
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I like coconut rum. Especially when it's chilled

Good shit.

Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:46 am ]
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
I like coconut rum. Especially when it's chilled

Good shit.


malibu?

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:02 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
I like coconut rum. Especially when it's chilled

Good shit.


malibu?


If that's a brand, I've never tried that particular one before.

But if it's as good as the other coconut rums I've had, it should still be pretty awesome.

Author:  GeneralDiomedes [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:12 am ]
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I quite like rum, enough to drink even the cheapest stuff with just water. Although the better stuff like Captain Morgan Reserve is certainly a treat.

Author:  showmaster [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:25 am ]
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There is nothing like a good grog on a hot summer day

Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:40 am ]
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Jesus christ, I need to stay away from my laptop when I'm drunk.

Author:  The Silent Man [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:46 pm ]
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I like Flor De Cana 7 year old mmmmm

Author:  The_Voice [ Mon Jul 19, 2010 7:23 pm ]
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If you're able to open a new thread while drunk you're doing it wrong.

Author:  Wintermute [ Tue Jul 20, 2010 6:07 am ]
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you need to drink Admiral Nelson. It's the off-brand, higher-rank version of Captain Morgan.

Author:  MetalStorm [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:41 pm ]
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Rum and coke FTW!!!!!

Author:  Psychotron [ Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:39 am ]
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I just got back from the pub and I'm still fairly sober, fucking shit.

I enjoy a wee rum and coke but only if it's OVD, don't really like any other rum.

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:59 am ]
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I don't really like being drunk. I don't much like feeling like I'm not in control of myself. It's unsettling.

I also don't like how, when you're sobering up, the alcohol just kinda sits and burns in your stomach.

Author:  DevotedWalnut [ Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:34 am ]
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The best part about being drunk is not knowing what you're gonna do next!

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