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Author:  Cú Chulainn [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:16 am ]
Post subject:  Converted to Catholicism
I was out in the Arizona desert today, staring at the cacti and the boulders, when God called out to me. Everyone always says that you know when it happens, but I never believed it until today when the Holy Spirit filled my heart.

As of today, I am a Roman Catholic, and will follow all the directives of the Holy See. From fish on Friday to abandoning all premarital sex and contraception, the whole lot. aprilfools
Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 5:44 am ]
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How funny, I had the exact same revelation while blowing my nose. I could've sword I felt Jesus caressing my hair and whispering to me in Polish.
Author:  MetalStorm [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:03 am ]
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That's funny I farted that is all.
Author:  Sceadugenga [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:11 pm ]
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
How funny, I had the exact same revelation while blowing my nose. I could've sword I felt Jesus caressing my hair and whispering to me in Polish.


Jesus or the ghost of John Paul II? :lol:
Author:  traptunderice [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:12 pm ]
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LOL deadmachine gtfo.
Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:31 pm ]
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Sceadugenga wrote:
Legacy Of The Night wrote:
How funny, I had the exact same revelation while blowing my nose. I could've sword I felt Jesus caressing my hair and whispering to me in Polish.


Jesus or the ghost of John Paul II? :lol:


I could tell it was Jesus by the way he nibbled on my ear.
Author:  SolarSoul25 [ Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:04 pm ]
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If he nibbled on your ear, then definitely Catholic.
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