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| Author: | Tehom [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:10 am ] |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg Blood on the Dance floor-Bewitched Skip to 0:26.. The horror.... |
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| Author: | Thrashtildeth [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:32 am ] |
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH Oh, wow. What am I even looking at?? |
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:40 am ] |
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A goth boy band? Oh. Shit. I would say, at least, the chicks are hot in the video, but I'm not sure all the guys that I presume are dudes are actually dudes and so I don't want to make such a categorical claim. Gay people have better taste than this. Seriously. The conclusion of the video's "story" made no sense. The witch was trying to consume a dude's heart for this warlock dude, a member of the band, when in fact the heart that she ends up procuring is the other guy's from the band. Hence the culmination of the sexual relationship that the non-warlock guy and the witch had is actually the joining of the two dude's hearts as the warlock brings to his chest his buddy from the band's heart. The woman becomes a means to the end of their homosexual love. |
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| Author: | Tehom [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:46 am ] |
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Nah, they were too skinny. Typical toothpick caucasian scene chicks who more than likely are friends with this band, and took part in the video because they like their "openness". I saw that video the other night and my mouth dropped when that guy started prancing around in neon lights. 
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:48 am ] |
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Tehom wrote: Typical toothpick caucasian scene chicks The bane of my existence.
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| Author: | Tehom [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:56 am ] |
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As in they've got nothing to cling on to, or you find them attractive? |
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| Author: | Thrashtildeth [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:03 am ] |
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He means they're around a lot and he hates them. |
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| Author: | Tehom [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:05 am ] |
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Its either that or the bull dikes that go to those awful grind, crust, shows that are openly bisexual, have tats, and are misandristic. You know what I think he likes those kinda women. 
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| Author: | traptunderice [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:19 am ] |
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Thrashtildeth wrote: He means they're around a lot and he hates them. He meant they're around sometimes, and he totally falls for them, solely on their tats and hair. Women with the sides of their heads buzzed are so hot. I only dated one scene chick and her flakiness completely blindsided me. Gets my heart all pitter-pattering.
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| Author: | noodles [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:21 am ] |
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i can only tell the girl's a girl because boobs |
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| Author: | RelentlessOblivion [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:16 am ] |
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so woefully bad I couldn't even finish it, you know what I'm not even gonna say what I'm thinking right now |
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| Author: | Karmakosmonaut [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:43 am ] |
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"The Scene is Dead Tour" I want to break their kneecaps with a meat tenderiser. |
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| Author: | RelentlessOblivion [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:53 am ] |
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ok I wasn't gonna say it but I just can't help it seriously think that band just gave me HIV through my computer screen |
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:18 pm ] |
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I don't know if I want to laugh or cry. |
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| Author: | Thomas [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 3:32 pm ] |
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The fuck are you on, Steve? Jesus. |
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:17 pm ] |
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Thomas wrote: The fuck are you on, Steve? Jesus.
He's on nothing, that's the problem of being straight edge, you become gay. |
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| Author: | Karmakosmonaut [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:20 pm ] |
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One of Steve's few light-hearted threads and you're still bashing him. Give the man a chance. |
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| Author: | AlexandeR [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:22 pm ] |
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He knows we love him. On topic: I'm glad that this band can't be considered Metal, that would be very shameful. But we have bands like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLjj4xvx6zk |
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| Author: | Tompa [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:50 pm ] |
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That was gloriously bad. |
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| Author: | Tehom [ Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:32 pm ] |
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To the extent core bands all have a lot of explaining to do, since metalcore's rise in the mid 2000's its had a lot of permeating to do into other styles of music. I mean consider its more or less leaked into death metal, various styles of electronica, and even these twisted fools have managed to find various ways to inject the more poppy choruses of metalcore into Boy band pop music. These guys are obviously musical abortions, but they're just a testament to the style of music we all said in 04, 05, 06 would die a whimpering death. |
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