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NO NO FUCKING NOOOOOOO!!!!
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Author:  Tlaloc [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  NO NO FUCKING NOOOOOOO!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

First we have that Micheal Bay cunt doing Transformers, and now this fool is going to rape Castlevania on film! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author:  Stefan [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: NO NO FUCKING NOOOOOOO!!!!
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

First we have that Micheal Bay cunt doing Transformers, and now this fool is going to rape Castlevania on film! AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lol:

whatsmore it's Paul W.S. Anderson directing... :twisted: all I've seen by him is Mortal Kombat, what a huge pile of shite that was ! :roll:
Author:  PyroMan [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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It's a sad thing really, all those good ideas being turned into a Hollywood crapfest and whether it be Uwe Boll or Paul Anderson the result will be the same. Even Doom was fucked up. At least Paul Anderson had one decent movie Event Horizon so there is still hope.
Author:  rio [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:21 pm ]
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Blunt Spoon Evisceration>Michael Bay Films
Author:  Arthur [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:39 pm ]
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Oh god, that same guy did Alien Vs. Predator. :shock:
Author:  Dead Machine [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:48 pm ]
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Be grateful it isn't Uwe Boll.
Author:  Desolate [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 5:51 pm ]
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It's already a long time since Anderson said he was going to do this. I personally don't understand how one can make a good Castlevania movie... A great game? Sure, but a movie... And if he'll put Alucard over there then I don't know what'll I do to this retarded film director...
Author:  Argonaut [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:18 pm ]
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Are you fuckin kiddin me? what a fuckin travesty! Who allowed this douchebag to ruin another movie idea that a 4 year old couldnt fuck up? Why has this man not been Hollywood blackballed already? This is why Hollywood can chocke on a big fat one and why I have decided it indeed is just fine to download movies and not have to pay a whopping $26.00 for popcorn and an hour and 30 minutes of pure abomination, sadness and dissapointment followed by semi-mild homicidal thoughts.
Author:  Ness [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:35 pm ]
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Desolate wrote:
I personally don't understand how one can make a good Castlevania movie... A great game? Sure, but a movie...


And great music!! I say they just make a metal soundtrack for the original music and dump this movie idea. Hail NES music!!
Author:  Desolate [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:42 pm ]
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metalNESS wrote:
Desolate wrote:
I personally don't understand how one can make a good Castlevania movie... A great game? Sure, but a movie...


And great music!! I say they just make a metal soundtrack for the original music and dump this movie idea. Hail NES music!!


Yes, music! Well, it can be a traditional Castlevania soundtrack recorded to a CD and I'll buy it.

Btw, what do you think about Castlevania: Symphony of the Night OST? A pity they didn't include Vampire Killer and Bloody Tears as bonuses, but I think it's still brilliant.

EDIT: To those who want to listen to the last two classic Castlevania songs I mentioned, here are a few links (right click and "save target as"):

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ni ... Killer.mid

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ni ... _Tears.mid
Author:  Ness [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:00 pm ]
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Desolate wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Desolate wrote:
I personally don't understand how one can make a good Castlevania movie... A great game? Sure, but a movie...


And great music!! I say they just make a metal soundtrack for the original music and dump this movie idea. Hail NES music!!


Yes, music! Well, it can be a traditional Castlevania soundtrack recorded to a CD and I'll buy it.

Btw, what do you think about Castlevania: Symphony of the Night OST? A pity they didn't include Vampire Killer and Bloody Tears as bonuses, but I think it's still brilliant.

EDIT: To those who want to listen to the last two classic Castlevania songs I mentioned, here are a few links (right click and "save target as"):

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ni ... Killer.mid

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/ni ... _Tears.mid



I don't know the songs by name. But I went ahead and looked those two up (vgmusic.com doesn't let you link MIDI) and those are indeed awesome, especially Bloody Tears.
Author:  deathkvlt [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:15 pm ]
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Desolate wrote:
Alucard over there then I don't know what'll I do to this retarded film director...


Agreed... Alucard is awesome.
Author:  Desolate [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:38 pm ]
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metalNESS wrote:
I don't know the songs by name. But I went ahead and looked those two up (vgmusic.com doesn't let you link MIDI) and those are indeed awesome, especially Bloody Tears.


I know it doesn't let you, but you can save them on your PC via right clicking on those links and then chosing "save target as" option.
Author:  Desolate [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:40 pm ]
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deathkvlt wrote:
Desolate wrote:
Alucard over there then I don't know what'll I do to this retarded film director...


Agreed... Alucard is awesome.


It's good to have a like-minded person.
Author:  Ness [ Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:16 pm ]
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Desolate wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
I don't know the songs by name. But I went ahead and looked those two up (vgmusic.com doesn't let you link MIDI) and those are indeed awesome, especially Bloody Tears.


I know it doesn't let you, but you can save them on your PC via right clicking on those links and then chosing "save target as" option.


Hmm. Didn't know that. I already have that site as a shortcut on my desktop. I'll listen to it every now and then. My favorite is This
Author:  Radagast [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:38 am ]
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I'm more upset about the Michael Bay-Transformers thing. Fuck up my childhood memories will you?
Author:  Argonaut [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:57 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
I'm more upset about the Michael Bay-Transformers thing. Fuck up my childhood memories will you?


Yah and rest assured if this makes any sort of impact, and I am pretty sure it will due soley to marketing push and nostalga, you can expect similar rapings of Voltron, Thundercats, G.I. Joe, and others complete with cheesey CGI. Hell I might as well go ahead with that live action Snorks movie I have always wanted to do.
Author:  PyroMan [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:05 pm ]
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What about Halo. I heard Guillermo del Toro is going to direct it and Peter Jackson is going to be the executive producer. Something good may come out of this.
Author:  Eternal Idol [ Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:48 pm ]
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Argonaut wrote:
Hell I might as well go ahead with that live action Snorks movie I have always wanted to do.


Do it, and I'll crown you King of Awesomeness forever. The Snorks pwn.
Author:  Tlaloc [ Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:43 am ]
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What about a live action Smurfs? Except it's has a very dark sense of humour. The Smurfs are feral flesh eaters who ravage a small country town, but come to grief when the hero runs a lawn mower over their village.
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