NewFriendAncientEnemy wrote:
Okay, I tried typing this before, but my slow ass comp froze in the middle of it. Basically, drunk off my ass, I got into a brawl that was uncontrollable without the help of the police. Me and a best friend, also a wrestler. The cops showed up, and upon dropping me off at my room, they told my roommates not to let me leave again, and no charges would be filed. I said "goodbye," and shut the door...
Only to add, "...Forever, and ever, and if I ever see you again, I'll kill you." He heard me, and burst back into the room:
"What did you say?"
"Whu-?"
"I think you just said you wanted to kill me!"
"No I didn't." (I really didn't remember saying anything.)
"That's it, Partner, now you're going to jail!"
He tried to be all 'cops' on me, and twist my arm, and whip me to the ground, but he couldn't budge my arm from my side. I think my size fooled him, but yeah... I'm a veteran wrestler. So, for about 2 minutes he tried his damnedest to take me down. Whilst asking "What did I say?" repeatedly, I basically tore from his grip multiple times, befuddling the fuck out of him despite his best efforts. According to my roommates, I wasn't fighting, but the way I was refusing to go down was thrashing him around. At some point my shoulder collided with his lip. Anyway, thankgod for my roommates. Their voices brought me back from the blackout, and I turned around, and allowed myself to be cuffed. He was a cool guy, because looking back, I could have really got nailed for this crime.
Hahaha, I gotta write a letter of apology as part of my probation. Don't know what I'm gunna say...
Jesus, so you got done for assaulting a cop. Lesson: all police everywhere are complete and utter bastards. Go along quietly next time. I'd say something in the letter about having recently found Jesus, and sincerely apologising for your drunken sinful behaviour. Apologise to him and his family, etc.
