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Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:22 pm ]
Post subject:  The Cybersex Thread.

I don't know why, I just think this'll be funny...I'll begin. (just reply with like-minded sex shit)

I put my hand on your leg.

Author:  lizardtail [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:23 pm ]
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lemme get in the right frame of mind. oh yeah:

R U A COP?!?!?!?11 :P :P :P :P :P

Author:  Goat [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Cybersex Thread.

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
I don't know why, I just think this'll be funny...I'll begin. (just reply with like-minded sex shit)

I put my hand on your leg.


I rip your arm off and club you to death with it.

Ooooooooooh yeah.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:24 pm ]
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My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.

Author:  Goat [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:25 pm ]
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.


With a hammer? Please, please, with the hammer. And the orange juice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, orange juice...

Author:  rio [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:27 pm ]
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I masticate oxidised razors, and subsequently regurgitate giblets into your vomited anal tract. The reek of putrefaction gets me in the mood for lovin'.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:28 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.


With a hammer? Please, please, with the hammer. And the orange juice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, orange juice...


I stick the hammer up my ass and use a chisel instead. You drink the orange juice and it dribbled through the hole in your neck where I put the chisel, you tell me you love me.

Author:  Goat [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:28 pm ]
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rio wrote:
I masticate oxidised razors, and subsequently regurgitate giblets into your vomited anal tract. The reek of putrefaction gets me in the mood for lovin'.


Carcass = 8)

Author:  Kathaarian [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:28 pm ]
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I put on my wizard robe and hat.


Y' all know what I'm talking about. :wink: Hilarious.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:31 pm ]
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
My lifeless body picks the arm back up and I erotically sodomise you.


With a hammer? Please, please, with the hammer. And the orange juice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, orange juice...


I stick the hammer up my ass and use a chisel instead. You drink the orange juice and it dribbled through the hole in your neck where I put the chisel, you tell me you love me.


OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAAH! I produce a squirrel from behind my back.

Author:  Fingon [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:46 pm ]
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i am soooo staying out of this one

Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:52 pm ]
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*walks into thread*

*walks out of thread*

Author:  Anonymous [ Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:54 pm ]
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Shut the fuck up.

Author:  Misha [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:03 am ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
I put on my wizard robe and hat.


Y' all know what I'm talking about. :wink: Hilarious.

Hahaha, the MASTERMIND!!!!!

Author:  Stefan [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:08 am ]
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Misha wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
I put on my wizard robe and hat.


Y' all know what I'm talking about. :wink: Hilarious.

Hahaha, the MASTERMIND!!!!!


does Kathy thinks he is
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:lol:

Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:55 am ]
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Who are you talking to, Husker?

Author:  Anonymous [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:57 am ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Who are you talking to, Husker?


anyone who's posted "LOL BUTTSECKZ" shit in this thread. It's gay.

Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:09 am ]
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Buttsex generally is. Unless some guy lets his girlfriend peg him.

Author:  Radagast [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:45 pm ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Buttsex generally is. Unless some guy lets his girlfriend peg him.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Trooper Of Steel [ Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:53 pm ]
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I think we should keep an eye of those who are involved in this ummm thread, this isnt healthy

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