Sure. This is probably one of my most offensive comics. And if you haven't guessed, the two main characters are Bates and Derek.
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[The Scene: A dark room with a single lightbulb hanging down from the ceiling. A stereo can be seen over in one corner, sticking out of the black, with a pile of Opeth CD's stacked on it. Opeth's frontman, Mikeal Akerfeldt, is tied up and gagged on a chair, and is sitting in the center of the pool of light the lightbulb casts.]
[Bates steps out of the darkness, partly. He is smiling.]
B: Hello, Mr. Akerfeldt. Had a pleasant evening?
M: Mrmfmmf!
B: Ah yes, I should remove that, it'll make tonight so much more... enjoyable.
[he takes off the gag.]
M: [groggily] I don't know what you want... but I don't have that much money, and I have kids, please... don't...
B: Shhhhhhh, Mikael. Stay calm. Do you know why you're here?
M: No...
[Bates motions toward the pile of albums.]
B: We're going to give your discography a listen, starting with Ghost Reveries... and every time I hear an acoustic break, I'm going to cut off one of your fingers. When we're done with fingers, I'll move on to toes... and after that... well, we'll cross that bridge when we get there, eh? Now then...
M: But... why? Why are you doing this?
B: [thinking] I should say... whimsy.
[He flashes Mikael a grin and puts on Ghost Reveries, and stands there listening, idly toying with a sharp six-inch folding knife. Mikael appears to be weeping softly.]
[2.56 into Ghost of Perdition, he cuts off Mikael's right index finger, which is tied behind him. Mikael screams and twists around. Blood spurts from the wound.]
B: Oh, calm yourself Mr. Akerfeldt, we've got such a journey ahead of us...
I haven't translated this one into the regular format, but this is the backbone.