Metal Reviews

snow storm, i was driving extra slow, but somethings are just ment to happen. well, it actually wasn't that bad. I just ran into the bumpe rail (whatever you call it). My 2002 Chevy Impala is fine. Im fine. There wasn't enough damage to be reported to my insurance company (thank god) but i figured you guys have to good car accident storys to make me feel less retarded. Or you guys can just brag about your cars, but i really wanna hear about the accidents

I got so drunk I crashed my car into a garage. It was horrible. A really really bad time in my life. I just got out of high school and had a reeeeealy bad drinking problem. I don't even remember hitting the garage. I woke up in a ditch on some farm and started walking up this hill to see my car in a garage (without the door open). Needless to say my car and the garage were totaled. I had to walk up to this old couple's house (the garage was seperate from the house) at 4:00 AM and explain my situation. Luckily I got away with another MIP instead of a DUI (Driving under the influence).

I've had one very very close to death accident, nothing happened to me and little to my car, but if I had crashed a meter away from where I did I would be dead (or really fucked up) now. I crashed against a lump of dirt or something, but a bit farther I would have fallen into a cliff or something like that... I don't race since then.

Another time we were playing offroad with this Jeep and also almost fell into a cliff... I was swerving really cool, but then a friend took control and wasn't that good and well...

This weekend I almost get killed again... once again I was safe only because of second... it was really insane (the closest ever). Don't want to explain details just a stupid error on the highway (not mine).

And then I crashed really stupid once againt another car 'cause I was really drunk.

And then I get pulled over by cops a lot for driving drunk... but I guess that's not an accident but a way of calling for one...

Anyway, I'm a very stupid person... and somehow I find car crashes to be somewhat romantic...



Take me out tonight
Where there’s music and there’s people
And they’re young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven’t got one
Anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people and i
Want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh, please don’t drop me home
Because it’s not my home, it’s their
Home, and I’m welcome no more

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don’t care
I don’t care, I don’t care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought oh god, my chance has come at last
(but then a strange fear gripped me and i
Just couldn’t ask)

Take me out tonight
Oh, take me anywhere, I don’t care
I don’t care, I don’t care
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven’t got one, da ...
Oh, I haven’t got one

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten-ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Oh, there is a light and it never goes out
There is a light and it never goes out

Ever hear of a film called "Crash" that came out ten years ago? (Not last year's Crash) The subject is about um...how romantic car crashes are.

I NEED to see that... more info please!

Sure. Here is its IMDB page.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/

Maybe it is not quite what you are looking for, but I tried.

The only car accident I've been in when I was around four. I barely remember some guy running into the front of my family's car, and then being in the hospital.

Glad to hear you're all right.

Yeah, I was in a near fatal accident with a semi, but I'm like Speed Racer/James Bond when I drive, even when trashed. If I hadn't done what I did upon the slight impact, I would've been mowed over by the trailer, so it was good that I was being risky. Imagine this: The toll way. 3 lanes. You're in the middle lane, going 70mph, about to pass a semi on its left. There's a car to your left, a few yards ahead, and you are gaining. Behind you, a dick is tailing your bumper. Suddenly, as you pull alongside the back of the semi, he decides to change lanes, and you're in his path. He doesn't see you.

Basically, I hit the gas, scraped the side of the truck with my right sideview, and managed to pass and cut off the car on my left. After getting past, I realized I was going about 100mph, and I slowed up a bit. The semi truck retard heard the small impact that in no way affected him, and tailed me as I carefully got back down to legal speed. Took my plates, and reported me to the state police. That's how I got my first DUI.

My other accident, when I ran a red light, was a near t-bone, with me being the responsible party. I swerved, and sped up to ramming speed, and we only connected at corners, me plowing through, scrapping the whole right side of my car. LOL, the accident sucked, but the actual visual aspect looked like special effects. Glad I got to see that, unscathed. I never wear seatbelts, so it coulda been a doozy.

Aye... I skip the seatbelt thing most of the time too... stupid, I know... but I do...

You know how I argue people's comments on it? People get killed because of seatbelts, too, only their death is slow, and agonizing. Besides, as I said for a long time... I could care less, because I'm not the car type anyway. "One day, I'll ride." And now I own a bike, and I do just that. No cars, just safe leather jackets, and Dot/Snell approved helmuts. I'm safer now than I ever was as a car personality. LOL, maybe it was just another excuse to get a bike one day.

I got hit by a truck while walking my dog on my bike in a schoolzone on a marked crosswalk at around 3:30 or so right after school got let out Luckily the driver dodged all the 10 year olds and came gunning for me instead. I broke the windshield with my head because I'm a big manly man and was wearing a helmet 8) Anyway the guy never even calls to apoligize so we ring him up and say wtf etc. His reponse? "You broke my windshield! I had to go buy a whole new one, I figured that was apoligy enough." People are retarded.

Ive only had one, and it was low speed. I failed to give way at a four way intersection on the weekend and just happened to hit a girl from school! My front to her front right wheel. And to get insurance you have to go to the cops, but she called her parents and they called the cops, which meant i got a fine! :evil:

Bitch! All she had to do was go to the police station the next day! And i went back there later, and the give way sign was obscured by trees! And the cops at the scene were like, "Theres a sign there, why didnt you see it?" Fucking cunts.

My car was more fucked than hers anyway. It was only insured for $2000 and should have been a write off, but it got fixed. Im glad i still have my 1990 Nissan pintara station wagon.

Me too, except for the hospital part. And he hit the side of our car.

How the fuck do you hit the side of a car? "D'oh I think I'll pull out into movin traffic." Spastic.

Never risked an accident with a car but with my ship..Yes! many times!

haha i think the only ship accident ive seen is....titanic

LOL, how do you crash a ship? And not sink?

If any of you guys top this story in idiocity, I'll stop driving.


I was making a right turn and didn't even bother to look there and when I got to the middle of the road I realized that a car was coming from that way and another was trying to pass it. There I was , paralyzed, looking at two cars coming in my direction, no chance of survival. Not even a second passed when I heard the crashing noise. When I came back to my senses I was still driving with "both of my side mirrors closed". Yeah, they both managed not to hit me but they hit the side mirrors and closed them. I pulled over and smoked a cigarette, thinking how the fuck I survived that.

That's like something out of a movie. Still doesn't top running into a garage in the middle of nowhere.

Dude, you got punk'd.

By God.

Yup. That funny old guy gets me every time.

note : The life flashing before eyes while encountering death story = bullshit