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March 14th is Steak and BJ Day! This new "holiday" is the guy's version of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's s all about the women, this holiday was designed to make men happy, at least one day a year.

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

My post had a cute wittwe kitty. Where's your hook?

Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Arthur wrote:

Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil:

EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck.

Eyesore wrote:

Arthur wrote:

Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil:

EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck.

The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted:

Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Arthur wrote:

Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil:

EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck.

The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted:

:shock: :(

Eyesore wrote:

Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Arthur wrote:

Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil:

EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck.

The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted:

:shock: :(

My poor attempt at a joke with words tying into the thread title.... :oops:

Eyesore wrote:

Mike @ MetalReviews wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Arthur wrote:

Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil:

EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck.

The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted:

:shock: :(

My poor attempt at a joke with words tying into the thread title.... :oops:

Mission Accomplished.

(Much to my suprise)

Radagast wrote:

I got neither. :(

I just got a steak!
Well at least 50% :roll:

ugh guys..keep your private happenings to yourself..i would puke if i would imagine some of the members getting..ewwwww :shock:

(for example: Dago :shock: )

Author:	Anonymous [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:20 pm ]
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Quote: March 14th is Steak and BJ Day! This new "holiday" is the guy's version of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's s all about the women, this holiday was designed to make men happy, at least one day a year. You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. Hurrah.

Author:	Goat [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:21 pm ]
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http://www.metalreviews.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5422 The fourteenth or the twentieth? Or both...

Author:	Radagast [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:32 pm ]
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My post had a cute wittwe kitty. Where's your hook?

Author:	Anonymous [ Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:36 pm ]
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Radagast wrote: My post had a cute wittwe kitty. Where's your hook? Actual text?

Author:	Eyesore [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:34 am ]
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Hey? Where's my witty response? Didn't I write something about eating a steak naked on a windy day?

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Author:	Arthur [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:57 am ]
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Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o

Author:	Eyesore [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:43 am ]
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Arthur wrote: Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil: EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck.

Author:	Anonymous [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:24 am ]
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Eyesore wrote: Arthur wrote: Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil: EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck. The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted:

Author:	Eyesore [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:17 am ]
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Mike @ MetalReviews wrote: Eyesore wrote: Arthur wrote: Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil: EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck. The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted: :shock: :(

Author:	Fingon [ Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:54 pm ]
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any day should be steak&blowjob day :twisted:

Author:	Anonymous [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:44 am ]
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Eyesore wrote: Mike @ MetalReviews wrote: Eyesore wrote: Arthur wrote: Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil: EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck. The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted: :shock: :( My poor attempt at a joke with words tying into the thread title.... :oops:

Author:	NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:47 am ]
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Mike @ MetalReviews wrote: Eyesore wrote: Mike @ MetalReviews wrote: Eyesore wrote: Arthur wrote: Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil: EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck. The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted: :shock: :( My poor attempt at a joke with words tying into the thread title.... :oops: Hahaha, if no one gets your jokes, just beat them up!

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed Mar 15, 2006 12:56 am ]
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Mike @ MetalReviews wrote: Eyesore wrote: Mike @ MetalReviews wrote: Eyesore wrote: Arthur wrote: Haha yes, yes you did. I have to put a gun to my wife's head to get blown around here, but a steak is feasable. :o Where did it go? The fucking mods here suck! :evil: EDIT: I get it now! This is a different thread. DOH! The mods still suck. The mods around here may suck, but the UnMods blow. :twisted: :shock: :( My poor attempt at a joke with words tying into the thread title.... :oops: Come on, bro! Have faith. I got the joke. =)

Author:	Arthur [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:06 am ]
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Mission Accomplished. (Much to my suprise)

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Author:	Anonymous [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:50 am ]
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Arthur wrote: Mission Accomplished. (Much to my suprise) Same thing here. Nice steak from my best friend Sharon (no, a different Sharon entirely), not a blowjob, but a nice kiss to make up for that.

Author:	Radagast [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:10 am ]
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I got neither. :(

Author:	Dago [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:48 pm ]
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Radagast wrote: I got neither. :( I just got a steak! Well at least 50% :roll:

Author:	Adam [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:19 pm ]
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Dago wrote: Radagast wrote: I got neither. :( I just got a steak! Well at least 50% :roll: Me too. :( However, my wife promised the other half would be delivered tonight!

Author:	Fingon [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:21 pm ]
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ugh guys..keep your private happenings to yourself..i would puke if i would imagine some of the members getting..ewwwww :shock: (for example: Dago :shock: )

Author:	Goat [ Tue Mar 21, 2006 8:24 pm ]
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Fingon wrote: ugh guys..keep your private happenings to yourself..i would puke if i would imagine some of the members getting..ewwwww :shock: (for example: Dago :shock: ) Who said getting? I thought they meant giving...