Lizardtail's lyrics were pretty damn good but Pete's lyrics almost made me fall off my chair laughing so I have to vote for him
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| Author: | lizardtail [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Tournament 3: Match 7, Round 1: Pete vs Lizardtail |
In a hurry, I'll start the thread if that's cool and all. "Census of Souls" Cast out your net, gather the stars, Nature's secret microcosm. Swim the tidal analemma; With innocence, prove Malthus right. Faith healer steps between matching mirrors, By lanternlight she counts each flame and finds.. That her task is no mere census of souls. Horizons grow distant, refusing contact, as the universe expands to house lust. Someone needs to tell the computer that her task is no mere census of souls. So you've finally bitten your own tail renounced the unknown Remember that there are no chapters between these mirrors So you've finally reversed your own skin She of the short path has knitted a quine of your ambition that cannot be removed, that cannot be removed. The stars have aligned, creating a channel; sterility now swims this river.. The tide breaks against the cliffs of contentment, eroding your acceptance, and you overflow with pride. Have you so much disdain for the shoulders upon which you dare to stand? All these things we brought into existence Jumpcone, hatemonger of intellect, Industrial Revolution, Laudanum-fed poetry, The Hubble telescope spies sudden movement, telephones ring, Computer alerts God. How could we have known the significance? Someone needs to tell the computer that her task is no mere census of souls. So you've finally bitten your own tail.. ~~~~~~ I'll refrain from discussing the many meanings until voting's done. Although I suppose the moral is fairly obvious. OFC wrote: Voting will end exactly 48 hours from now.
1 poem vs 1 poem One vote per poster. Happy writing, all! |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:55 pm ] |
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The Satan Jesus Porno Grind Song Refused to heaven Thrown to hell Satan casts his evil spell The potion You swallow Shiver Chill Guess what motherfucker That was the date rape pill! You’re groggy And unaware Can’t escape His sexual stare Lost in the dream Mystical chants His strong red hands Inside your pants He’s too strong Nowhere to run Off to the devil’s bedchambers For some of kinky fun This cant be happening It’s all just a dream No way is this rea- “DRINK MY FUCKING CREAM!” Satans horny You have to do it He puts you on your knees “Chew it.” Back and forth The evil rod you’re lickin’ Tastes like curry Tastes like chicken An explosion of pain All for his pleasure Skullfucked and raped By a dick without measure Finally the end Your ass is numb The evil one groans You choke on the cum Dead on the floor Of Satan’s lair Jesus Christ grabs you Pulls you by the hair… Well, I didn't get time to expand on the Jesus bit. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:58 pm ] |
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LOL at Pete's, but Dee's offering gets my vote. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:03 pm ] |
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I didn't understand what Dee is talking about at all, sounds like a bunch of fancy words thrown in style. Sorry mate. My vote goes to Pete, it was funny. |
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| Author: | Carnifex Umbris [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:05 pm ] |
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I quite literally laughed out loud at Pete's, and I rather like that it ends with only the first stanza of the Jesus part. It gives it comedic tension. Dee gets my vote, though. I loved some of the imagery he worked in (especially the Ouroboros bits). |
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| Author: | Misha [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:21 pm ] |
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Pete's was funny but Dee gets the vote. |
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| Author: | ganeshaRules [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:27 pm ] |
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LizardTail (Dee) gests my vote... something in his lyrics remind me Rush. |
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| Author: | December Flower [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:30 pm ] |
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Lizardtail's lyrics were pretty damn good but Pete's lyrics almost made me fall off my chair laughing so I have to vote for him
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| Author: | Dago [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:31 pm ] |
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pete's gets my vote |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:33 pm ] |
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I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:36 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.
Or "Enema" for short. |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:37 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.
And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what? |
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| Author: | lizardtail [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:46 pm ] |
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an·a·lem·ma n. A graduated scale in the shape of a figure eight, indicating the sun's declination and the equation of time for every day of the year and usually found on sundials and globes. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:46 pm ] |
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote: Eyesore wrote: I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma. And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what? Swim the tidal analemma; With innocence, prove Malthus right. We really called a girl Anal Emma, no joke. We also called her Emmasaurus. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:47 pm ] |
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http://tinyurl.com/zg3vk (image of analemma, Google) |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:48 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: Metalhead_Bastard wrote: Eyesore wrote: I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma. And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what? Swim the tidal analemma; With innocence, prove Malthus right. We really called a girl Anal Emma, no joke. We also called her Emmasaurus. It's just, haha...I don't know. Anal Emma? Haha, really wierd nickname. |
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| Author: | Fingon [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:03 pm ] |
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hmm..pretty difficult choice here..i had expected that pete's entry would be hilarious but i'm more into serious entries as i stated before..therefor: Dee gets the vote |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:10 pm ] |
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Oh, by the way, the bit which reads "DRINK MY CREAM!!!" Would have double vocal layering in the song...Like in Dead by Dawn (Deicide where you hear: BLASPHEMATE ME!!! I just think it'd be hilarious with those words-if you've heard that bit in Dead by Dawn you'll know what I'm talking about. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:24 pm ] |
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote: Oh, by the way, the bit which reads "DRINK MY CREAM!!!" Would have double vocal layering in the song...Like in Dead by Dawn (Deicide where you hear: BLASPHEMATE ME!!! I just think it'd be hilarious with those words-if you've heard that bit in Dead by Dawn you'll know what I'm talking about.
Dead by Dawn is one of the best dm songs ever imo. |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:35 pm ] |
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Kathaarian wrote: Metalhead_Bastard wrote: Oh, by the way, the bit which reads "DRINK MY CREAM!!!" Would have double vocal layering in the song...Like in Dead by Dawn (Deicide where you hear: BLASPHEMATE ME!!! I just think it'd be hilarious with those words-if you've heard that bit in Dead by Dawn you'll know what I'm talking about. Dead by Dawn is one of the best dm songs ever imo. Of course, that whole album is one of the best ever! But that bit where Benton screams Blasphemate me! is the kind of vocals I'd have for Drink my cream! It'd just be hilarious with such evil commanding vocals. |
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