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 Post subject: Tournament 3: Match 7, Round 1: Pete vs Lizardtail
PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 5:21 pm 
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In a hurry, I'll start the thread if that's cool and all.

"Census of Souls"

Cast out your net, gather the stars,
Nature's secret microcosm.
Swim the tidal analemma;
With innocence, prove Malthus right.

Faith healer steps between matching mirrors,
By lanternlight she counts each flame and finds..

That her task is no mere census of souls.

Horizons grow distant, refusing contact,
as the universe expands to house lust.

Someone needs to tell the computer
that her task is no mere census of souls.

So you've finally bitten your own tail
renounced the unknown
Remember that there are no chapters
between these mirrors
So you've finally reversed your own skin
She of the short path
has knitted a quine of your ambition
that cannot be removed, that cannot be removed.

The stars have aligned, creating a channel;
sterility now swims this river..

The tide breaks against the cliffs of contentment,
eroding your acceptance, and you overflow with pride.
Have you so much disdain for the shoulders upon which you dare to stand?

All these things we brought into existence
Jumpcone, hatemonger of intellect,
Industrial Revolution,
Laudanum-fed poetry,
The Hubble telescope
spies sudden movement,
telephones ring,
Computer
alerts
God.

How could we have known the significance?
Someone needs to tell the computer
that her task is no mere census of souls.

So you've finally bitten your own tail..

~~~~~~

I'll refrain from discussing the many meanings until voting's done. Although I suppose the moral is fairly obvious.

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Voting will end exactly 48 hours from now.

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One vote per poster. Happy writing, all!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:55 pm 
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The Satan Jesus Porno Grind Song

Refused to heaven
Thrown to hell
Satan casts his evil spell

The potion
You swallow
Shiver
Chill

Guess what motherfucker
That was the date rape pill!

You’re groggy
And unaware
Can’t escape
His sexual stare

Lost in the dream
Mystical chants
His strong red hands
Inside your pants

He’s too strong
Nowhere to run
Off to the devil’s bedchambers
For some of kinky fun

This cant be happening
It’s all just a dream
No way is this rea-
“DRINK MY FUCKING CREAM!”

Satans horny
You have to do it
He puts you on your knees
“Chew it.”

Back and forth
The evil rod you’re lickin’
Tastes like curry
Tastes like chicken

An explosion of pain
All for his pleasure
Skullfucked and raped
By a dick without measure

Finally the end
Your ass is numb
The evil one groans
You choke on the cum

Dead on the floor
Of Satan’s lair
Jesus Christ grabs you
Pulls you by the hair…


Well, I didn't get time to expand on the Jesus bit.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 7:58 pm 
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LOL at Pete's, but Dee's offering gets my vote.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:03 pm 
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I didn't understand what Dee is talking about at all, sounds like a bunch of fancy words thrown in style. Sorry mate.

My vote goes to Pete, it was funny.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:05 pm 
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I quite literally laughed out loud at Pete's, and I rather like that it ends with only the first stanza of the Jesus part. It gives it comedic tension.

Dee gets my vote, though. I loved some of the imagery he worked in (especially the Ouroboros bits).


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:21 pm 
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Pete's was funny but Dee gets the vote.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:27 pm 
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LizardTail (Dee) gests my vote... something in his lyrics remind me Rush.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:30 pm 
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Lizardtail's lyrics were pretty damn good but Pete's lyrics almost made me fall off my chair laughing so I have to vote for him :lol:


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pete's gets my vote


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:33 pm 
I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.


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Eyesore wrote:
I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.


Or "Enema" for short.


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Eyesore wrote:
I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.


And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what?


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an·a·lem·ma
n. A graduated scale in the shape of a figure eight, indicating the sun's declination and the equation of time for every day of the year and usually found on sundials and globes.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:46 pm 
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.

And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what?

Swim the tidal analemma;
With innocence, prove Malthus right.

We really called a girl Anal Emma, no joke. We also called her Emmasaurus.


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http://tinyurl.com/zg3vk (image of analemma, Google)


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Eyesore wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
I once knew a girl that we called Anal Emma.

And because of this post MR forums will appear on every search for any porn on Google. But seriously-what?

Swim the tidal analemma;
With innocence, prove Malthus right.

We really called a girl Anal Emma, no joke. We also called her Emmasaurus.


It's just, haha...I don't know. Anal Emma? Haha, really wierd nickname.


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hmm..pretty difficult choice here..i had expected that pete's entry would be hilarious but i'm more into serious entries as i stated before..therefor: Dee gets the vote


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Oh, by the way, the bit which reads "DRINK MY CREAM!!!" Would have double vocal layering in the song...Like in Dead by Dawn (Deicide where you hear: BLASPHEMATE ME!!! I just think it'd be hilarious with those words-if you've heard that bit in Dead by Dawn you'll know what I'm talking about.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Oh, by the way, the bit which reads "DRINK MY CREAM!!!" Would have double vocal layering in the song...Like in Dead by Dawn (Deicide where you hear: BLASPHEMATE ME!!! I just think it'd be hilarious with those words-if you've heard that bit in Dead by Dawn you'll know what I'm talking about.


Dead by Dawn is one of the best dm songs ever imo.


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Kathaarian wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Oh, by the way, the bit which reads "DRINK MY CREAM!!!" Would have double vocal layering in the song...Like in Dead by Dawn (Deicide where you hear: BLASPHEMATE ME!!! I just think it'd be hilarious with those words-if you've heard that bit in Dead by Dawn you'll know what I'm talking about.


Dead by Dawn is one of the best dm songs ever imo.


Of course, that whole album is one of the best ever! But that bit where Benton screams Blasphemate me! is the kind of vocals I'd have for Drink my cream! It'd just be hilarious with such evil commanding vocals.


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