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Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing?

Ken, you got a stalker.

Radagast wrote:

Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing?

Ken, you got a stalker.

But this IS a common problem.

Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil:

Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack?

Faggots.

Eyesore wrote:

Kenny, be satisfied that they're not looked through YOUR crack.

Eyesore wrote:

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

Zad wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible?

[si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size]

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible?

[si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size]

It is?! :shock: In what way?

Zad wrote:

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible?

[si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size]

It is?! :shock: In what way?

It isn't... the gag was that my first sentence sounded like it could be a spoof of Swiss Toni from the Fast Show. ie "Don't you just want to get in and out as quickly as possible".

rio wrote:

Zad wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible?

[si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size]

It is?! :shock: In what way?

Stop commenting on my jokes, Zad.

Eyesore wrote:

Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing?

Ken, you got a stalker.

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:08 am ]
Post subject:	Tales From The Bowl
Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots.

Author:	MetalStorm [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:20 am ]
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Maybe they have a metal reviewer taking a crap fetish

Author:	Radagast [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:47 am ]
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Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing? Ken, you got a stalker.

Author:	rio [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:53 am ]
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This is one of the reasons I try to avoid public toilets if it is at all humanly possible.

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:12 am ]
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Radagast wrote: Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing? Ken, you got a stalker. But this IS a common problem.

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Author:	Radagast [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 11:14 am ]
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Eyesore wrote: Radagast wrote: Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing? Ken, you got a stalker. But this IS a common problem. For you.

Author:	Misha [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:56 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Kenny, be satisfied that they're not looked through YOUR crack.

Author:	Kathaarian [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:38 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Misha wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Kenny, be satisfied that they're not looked through YOUR crack. rofl. seriously rofl.

Author:	Goat [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something?

Author:	Tlaloc [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:03 pm ]
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I always wonder why I get the cubicle next to the guy with dysentry. Far out! I'm just sitting there dropping the Cosby Kids off at the pool, and suddenly from next door comes this horrendous eruption of liquid turd. And it's always accompanied by loud vocalisations. And don't get me started on the pong.....

Author:	rio [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something? And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible? (Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)

Author:	Goat [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
rio wrote: Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something? And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible? [si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size] It is?! :shock: In what way?

Author:	rio [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Zad wrote: rio wrote: Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something? And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible? [si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size] It is?! :shock: In what way? It isn't... the gag was that my first sentence sounded like it could be a spoof of Swiss Toni from the Fast Show. ie "Don't you just want to get in and out as quickly as possible".

Author:	Goat [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
rio wrote: Zad wrote: rio wrote: Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something? And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible? [si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size] It is?! :shock: In what way? It isn't... the gag was that my first sentence sounded like it could be a spoof of Swiss Toni from the Fast Show. ie "Don't you just want to get in and out as quickly as possible". Oh. Ha....hahahahahahahah. I'm trying, honest!

Author:	NewFriendAncientEnemy [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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Radagast wrote: Don't you like it when someone posts a problem they assume is common to everyone but it turns out to be just weird/disturbing? Ken, you got a stalker. Hahaha~! Too true. But, really... Ken, I am your nemesis. I actually do this "thing" quite often, or used to before I got off the bottle. Anyway, sometimes I'd see feet under the door, you know, in the mirror while I was washing my hands. So I'd run up to the door, and roll my eyes back, and make a freaky face as I "peeked" into the crack, hissing: "I CAN SMELL YOUR PROSTATE~!" Then I'd scamper out. Yeah, I'd do that, or kick the door so hard it'd open up, and hit the person in the knees. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Author:	Kathaarian [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 9:55 pm ]
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Well, today somebody walked into the toilet and I hadn't locked it, the idiot didn't knock even tough the light was on and I put my feet behind the door and the door bounced back and hit him in the head. Then I yelled "full". That's the best toilet story I got. And once I had an "unflushable" but I'm sure everyone had one of those.

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Author:	Tlaloc [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:16 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Zad wrote: rio wrote: Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something? And reading, indeed! Don't you just want to get in and out as fast as possible? [si](Using public toilets is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman)[/size] It is?! :shock: In what way? My guess is that it's wet, hairy, full of disease, there's poop involved, you do it right next to other people, you fart a lot.....hmm....no, I don't see the connection either. :?

Author:	rio [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:18 pm ]
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Stop commenting on my jokes, Zad.

Author:	Goat [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:18 pm ]
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rio wrote: Stop commenting on my jokes, Zad. Aye aye, Capt'n.

Author:	Eyesore [ Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:32 pm ]
Post subject:	Re: The Stall Door Is Locked... From The Inside!!
Zad wrote: Eyesore wrote: Quit looking through the goddamn crack! :evil: Don't you hate people like this? You're taking a shixt, dozing or reading something, or whatever; you hear the door jiggle, look up and some asshole is staring through the fucking crack! WTF? If the stall door is locked, SOMEONE IS INSIDE!! Why the crap are you looking through the crack? Faggots. Umm..you sleep on public toilets? What are you, a tramp or something? Damn right! Well, in the Air Force I did. They were too strict, you couldn't relax at work and after a long night of drinking, sometimes the shitter offered a little sleepy time.