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 Post subject: Pro-Life Britney Spears Statue
PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:02 pm 
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My mind is still reeling.
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What?!
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Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video.


:lol:

Seriously, what the hell were they thinking? This isn't art. It's an abomination.
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that is so wrong! :shock:
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The fuck?!?

But I agree with Kathy. :D
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Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life


that also helps me align my biases quite nicely thank you
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a 'journalist' wrote:
Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life


that also helps me align my biases quite nicely thank you


Exactly. Abortion should now be required, imo.
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Zad wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
a 'journalist' wrote:
Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life


that also helps me align my biases quite nicely thank you


Exactly. Abortion should now be required, imo.


I think we should form a vigilante pro-death action support group, and go and abort Britney Spears right now.
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rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
a 'journalist' wrote:
Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life


that also helps me align my biases quite nicely thank you


Exactly. Abortion should now be required, imo.


I think we should form a vigilante pro-death action support group, and go and abort Britney Spears right now.


Definately. With pickaxes.

Seriously, I suppose she is a good role model, having supported Bush and all (which that Simpson slut does as well, apparently). Not to mention the vast amount of breast op's she's had.
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Zad wrote:
rio wrote:
Zad wrote:
lizardtail wrote:
a 'journalist' wrote:
Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life


that also helps me align my biases quite nicely thank you


Exactly. Abortion should now be required, imo.


I think we should form a vigilante pro-death action support group, and go and abort Britney Spears right now.


Definately. With pickaxes.

Seriously, I suppose she is a good role model, having supported Bush and all (which that Simpson slut does as well, apparently). Not to mention the vast amount of breast op's she's had.


She's one of those that voted for Bush "Because he's the President".
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At least it's tasteful :roll: . Why not go one better and make a Salma Hayek one that vibrates. I'd buy one.
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At least it's tasteful :roll: . Why not go one better and make a Salma Hayek one that vibrates. I'd buy one.


I can't find a pic, but the thought of the kid's head poking out... :shock:
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Haha, it would be cool if someone swapped the baby's head for a newborn xenomorph.
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Haha, it would be cool if someone swapped the baby's head for a newborn xenomorph.

:lol:
I watched Alien again the other night. I'd never considered how much more horrific the scene would've been if it had burst out of John Hurt's arse.
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Yeah. The ideal model for Pro-Life! HAHAHAHAHA! STop it you're killing me here. This twat was caught letting her infant drive her car of all things. And changed a shitty diaper on the table at a 5 star Beverly Hills restaruant.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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fine art, eh?

i have some fine art right here, then *grabs crotch*

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That's some weird shit there. And to say Brittany Spears is an excellent model for Pro-life is just ridiculous. Who comes up with this shit?
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I vote for a "Spear Britney's Fetus"-clay model.
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Stupid shit-you can also tell that they've made her tits much bigger on it, no doubt by her request.
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