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Eyesore
 Post subject: Natalie Portman Is A Gangsta Rapper!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:26 am 
INSANE! :shock:
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Arthur
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It just occured to me how much she looks like Winona Ryder.

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That was pretty fucking insane now that you mention it. Is it like, supposed to be a spoof on eminem or something? I liked the viking dude.
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Eyesore
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The viking dude cracked me up, so fucking random! Hahaha.
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Anonymous
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Natalie > Winona, by the way.
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Natalie is extremely cute no matter what she does.
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Natalie is extremely cute no matter what she does.



I second that

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Goat
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No film she has made (or will make in the future, I'm betting) will match up to the awesomeness that is Leon. I think you American twats call it The Professional or something, with Jean Reno?

Edit: having watched that, whoa. Was that real? Neat, whatever.
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Fingon
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
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Natalie is extremely cute no matter what she does.



I second that


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Zeth
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Let us pray that Natalie never let her hair grow again. Please keep it short!
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