3rd place final: Kathaarian vs Lizardtail (The tourney 3)

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Wow, these 2 were something else. Both were timid before the writing started, but they sure as hell had something to say... And they said it on paper, kicking our asses, at very least. The upset kings~!

And now, the rules.

Liz, Kath, from the time I post this, you'll have 2 days to post a poem. The following 2 days will be voting time. So 4 days total. Also, I'm going to allow 12 hours grace on the poem posting time, so you really have 2 1/2 days to post, but the voting time stays the same, and you don't wanna waste voting time, do you?

ALL observers are welcome to vote for this match.

Next up is going to be Eyesore vs Zad for the championship of the universe of the interenetz. Also, they get a bunch of stuff as prizes.

heh-heh*snort*

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:09 pm

Arrr, I never go down without swingin' a punch anyway, now where's that damned frog ?

lizardtail · **Posted:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:34 pm

Liz vs Kathy! heeheehee

anyway:

Code:

"Bone Doll"

This is a road I could cross
but once I touch the white line
a simulacrum
will be reflected
to live out my default life.

On these streets I've found a match -
supple and subjugated -
but through mutual love
or stockholm syndrome
I can no longer discern.

Sein und zeit - I can argue
for their linearity.
Stimuli taste sharp
and sour to this tongue.
What sets my mind in motion?

Some of these are not my thoughts -
other philosophies
apply not to me;
a mental wasteland
I'm happy to be proscribed.

(Or prescribed. Which was it again?)

Aleph four to Aleph three,
"Your taboo means naught to me".
Outrage carries us
to the highest roof;
Here we jeer and think aloud.

Property becomes unbound,
bodies can be emptied out;
left of the divide,
sin's a deity
and ladders are built of bone.

The world's a sphere not a square;
each of us has inner goals
and accomplishment
lies deeper within;
we'll part earth and flesh alike.

Fate brought us a whore that night,
a wealth of options and skin.
Take her home? Fuck her?
Make her genuflect,
naked and without dignity?

A flesh and blood tapestry
crafted by our new talent;
bleeding regularly
down private channels,
the mother we never had.

(That's another implanted thought; here's the sting and now a lapse of consciousness..)

The familiar moments
of waking, stretching, cursing
the morning sunlight.
Curtains drawn across
the evening's escapism.

Do we forget so easily?
Are there those who remember?
If God was watching,
would he search my soul
and find me to be wanting?

Her mittens drying out,
my eyes welling with sadness;
is this what I'm worth?
Where is my reward
for finding enlightenment?

lizardtail · **Posted:** Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:37 pm

Anyway, thanks to mista Genocide for setting up this tournament, it's really made me think about my writing. So hip hip hooray and all that.

lizardtail · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:53 pm

where's kathy? drama~!

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:14 pm

I kick Ass (Turkish Poetry)

Kimin amına sikion lan sen amcık (who's pussy are you fucking you cunt)
Sen bana yerini söle (you tell me where you are)
Ananın amında halı dokurum (I'll make a carpet in your mums pussy)
Ananın amına bilezik sokarım (I'll put a ring up your mums ass)
Gel lan dokuma fabrikasına (come to the carpet factory)
Biz adamın amına koyarız (we fuck people)
Baarma sikişmiş (don't yell at me you fucked)
Ben çok pis kavga ederim yannız (I am an awesome fighter)
Ben normal aile çocuuyum yannız (But I am a regular family guy)
I'll put my leg up your mom (I'll stick my leg up your mums cunt)
It wouldn't go in
But we can work it out by conversation
Would it be nice if I fucked you in front of your wife
Ecdadını sikerim (I'll fuck your dynasty)
Bana sikerimli sikerimli konuşma lan (don't talk to me with fuck words)

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

Well, vote, DAMMIT~!

Misha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:58 pm

I laughed my ass off @ Kathy's, but apparently he didn't want to win this one, so Dee has teh vote

Anonymous · **Posted:** Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:15 pm

Turkey.

Dead Machine · **Joined:** Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:24 pm **Posts:** 2527

DEE DEE DEE.

Stefan · **Posted:** Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:27 pm

Slayer Of Kings wrote:

Turkey.

+1

Dee's poem is, obviously, better... :roll: yet, I vote Kathy for his fucking attitude maaaaan !!!! :twisted:

crast · **Joined:** Thu Feb 09, 2006 1:29 pm **Posts:** 1502

Lizzyzorz

.:crast:.

ganeshaRules · **Posted:** Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:36 pm

Lizard (Dee).

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:45 pm

My vote goes to Dee. Though Kathaarian's deserves a nod for hilarity.

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:58 pm

Arthur · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:16 am

Lizardtail.

What the hell Kathariaan?

Cú Chulainn · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:18 pm

teehee. Kathaarian for the excessive use of the word 'pussy'

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

FrigidSymphony wrote:

teehee. Kathaarian for the excessive use of the word 'pussy'

Dee by coin flip. Kath's was JUST funny enough to force a split vote. I could not go in either direction on my own.

Dee, that's not to say you didn't cap off the tourney in a big way, AWESOME POEM~!

KinderGentlerGenocide · **Joined:** Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:23 pm **Posts:** 458

This one can go til midnight tonight (my time), so in 11 hours it'll be over.

Then... THE FINALS WILL BEGIN.

Zad is ready to go, Eyesore, do you have all your preparations done, big dawg? : P If so, the voting can start ASAP. You might even PM me your poem (I know, I know, your idea, not mine. : P)

Eyesore · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:52 pm

KinderGentlerGenocide wrote:

This one can go til midnight tonight (my time), so in 11 hours it'll be over.

Then... THE FINALS WILL BEGIN.

Zad is ready to go, Eyesore, do you have all your preparations done, big dawg? : P If so, the voting can start ASAP. You might even PM me your poem (I know, I know, your idea, not mine. : P)

I have nothing yet. :lol:

I will slap something together, though. Unlike Zad, who probably wrote a monstrous something or other, I haven't had the time to focus on it yet.

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