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Author:  Eyesore [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:46 pm ]
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I'm getting bored with my current lady...

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Author:  CĂș Chulainn [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:49 pm ]
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what the hell?

Author:  Orion [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:55 pm ]
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Eyesore wrote:
I'm getting bored with my current lady...

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:shock:

But her porcelain skin is so lovely!!!

Author:  Ness [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:21 pm ]
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I'd hit it

Author:  Stefan [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:52 pm ]
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metalNESS wrote:
I'd hit it


:shock:


:lol:

Author:  Azrael [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:54 pm ]
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indeed, 'tis a mediocre Porcelain Throne.

Author:  Eyesore [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:16 am ]
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metalNESS wrote:
I'd hit it

Hahahahahahaha!

Author:  Emmerder [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:29 am ]
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Some day I'm gonna get a heated toilet seat. Even if I have to do it myself. Not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out. I'm tired of sitting down in the winter and not being able to take a crap because my ass is too numb.

Okay, that was a little bit of an exagguration. But I still don't like it.

Author:  Rhys [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:55 am ]
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Share your porcelain woman with your blankety woman (your bed)!

Author:  Tlaloc [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:42 pm ]
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ooooohhhh kaaaayyy.........

Author:  Rhys [ Mon May 01, 2006 12:47 pm ]
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
ooooohhhh kaaaayyy.........


Why are you weirded out, your names sir wanksalot!

Author:  Eyesore [ Mon May 01, 2006 4:21 pm ]
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The porcelain queen is not my woman, my lady is the yellow towel, she's Asian.

Author:  Eternal Idol [ Mon May 01, 2006 11:15 pm ]
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I must admit, that semen-infested towel just screams "album cover".

Author:  Eyesore [ Tue May 02, 2006 1:10 am ]
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Eternal Idol wrote:
I must admit, that semen-infested towel just screams "album cover".

Hahahaha.

Author:  EisenFaust [ Tue May 02, 2006 9:34 am ]
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[Screaky voice of gothic homoeroticism]
She is Erzulie possessed
Of a milky white skin
My porcelain Yin
A graceful Angel of Sin [/]

Author:  Radagast [ Tue May 02, 2006 11:34 am ]
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So on Saturday morning I did one of those awesome craps that just happens the moment you sit on the bowl. No dragging fingernails down the wall screaming "OUT! OUT!!" for me. :D

Author:  Lord Jotun [ Tue May 02, 2006 1:41 pm ]
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This thread = lollicide :lol:

Author:  Azrael [ Tue May 02, 2006 3:12 pm ]
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i'd go as far as to say LOLLOCAUST. oh yeah.

Author:  Ness [ Tue May 02, 2006 10:16 pm ]
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Radagast wrote:
So on Saturday morning I did one of those awesome craps that just happens the moment you sit on the bowl. No dragging fingernails down the wall screaming "OUT! OUT!!" for me. :D


HAHA!!

Those are the best. One wipe and you're out!

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