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Author: | Eyesore [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | I Need A New Woman! |
I'm getting bored with my current lady... ![]() |
Author: | CĂș Chulainn [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:49 pm ] |
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what the hell? |
Author: | Orion [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: I Need A New Woman! |
Eyesore wrote: I'm getting bored with my current lady...
![]() :shock: But her porcelain skin is so lovely!!! |
Author: | Ness [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:21 pm ] |
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I'd hit it |
Author: | Stefan [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
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metalNESS wrote: I'd hit it
:shock: ![]() |
Author: | Azrael [ Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:54 pm ] |
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indeed, 'tis a mediocre Porcelain Throne. |
Author: | Eyesore [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:16 am ] |
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metalNESS wrote: I'd hit it
Hahahahahahaha! |
Author: | Emmerder [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:29 am ] |
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Some day I'm gonna get a heated toilet seat. Even if I have to do it myself. Not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out. I'm tired of sitting down in the winter and not being able to take a crap because my ass is too numb. Okay, that was a little bit of an exagguration. But I still don't like it. |
Author: | Rhys [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:55 am ] |
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Share your porcelain woman with your blankety woman (your bed)! |
Author: | Tlaloc [ Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:42 pm ] |
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ooooohhhh kaaaayyy......... |
Author: | Rhys [ Mon May 01, 2006 12:47 pm ] |
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Sir Wanksalot wrote: ooooohhhh kaaaayyy.........
Why are you weirded out, your names sir wanksalot! |
Author: | Eyesore [ Mon May 01, 2006 4:21 pm ] |
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The porcelain queen is not my woman, my lady is the yellow towel, she's Asian. |
Author: | Eternal Idol [ Mon May 01, 2006 11:15 pm ] |
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I must admit, that semen-infested towel just screams "album cover". |
Author: | Eyesore [ Tue May 02, 2006 1:10 am ] |
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Eternal Idol wrote: I must admit, that semen-infested towel just screams "album cover".
Hahahaha. |
Author: | EisenFaust [ Tue May 02, 2006 9:34 am ] |
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[Screaky voice of gothic homoeroticism] She is Erzulie possessed Of a milky white skin My porcelain Yin A graceful Angel of Sin [/] |
Author: | Radagast [ Tue May 02, 2006 11:34 am ] |
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So on Saturday morning I did one of those awesome craps that just happens the moment you sit on the bowl. No dragging fingernails down the wall screaming "OUT! OUT!!" for me. ![]() |
Author: | Lord Jotun [ Tue May 02, 2006 1:41 pm ] |
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This thread = lollicide ![]() |
Author: | Azrael [ Tue May 02, 2006 3:12 pm ] |
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i'd go as far as to say LOLLOCAUST. oh yeah. |
Author: | Ness [ Tue May 02, 2006 10:16 pm ] |
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Radagast wrote: So on Saturday morning I did one of those awesome craps that just happens the moment you sit on the bowl. No dragging fingernails down the wall screaming "OUT! OUT!!" for me.
![]() HAHA!! Those are the best. One wipe and you're out! |
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