That's right, bitches. Good old Eyesore came in second today, but like an asshole I forgot my sun tan lotion! I do this at least once a year. This is what an asshole looks like:
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Bass Tournament #1: Second Fucking Place! Whoohoo! |
That's right, bitches. Good old Eyesore came in second today, but like an asshole I forgot my sun tan lotion! I do this at least once a year. This is what an asshole looks like:
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| Author: | Inpropagation [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:38 am ] |
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| Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:02 am ] |
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Bass? As in the instrument or... the fish? :shock: And you change colors. You're the human chameleon. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:17 am ] |
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Legacy Of The Night wrote: Bass? As in the instrument or... the fish? :shock:
And you change colors. You're the human chameleon. The fish. Hahaha. What was I doing, playing bass in the sun? 
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:29 pm ] |
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Sun sucks. I can't stay out in the sun, I'm so white (hail my aryan bruthas  ) I always get fried and have to go to a doctor or something.
Why do they call that fish bass anyway? Or the other way around? |
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| Author: | Ness [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:39 pm ] |
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Damn dude no hat or sunglasses either? How about some pics of the fish you caught? |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:51 pm ] |
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I half expect to see a jet of semen shoot out the top of your head! |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 4:37 pm ] |
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Sir Wanksalot wrote: I half expect to see a jet of semen shoot out the top of your head!
How about a golden shower? Currently I have a gold liquid seeping from the blisters. :( NESS, no pictures, it was a "fun" tournament. It doesn't count towards the season standings as it's tough fishing in April, the water is still cold and the fish are lethargic. We all got spanked, though. The club record for 5 fish last year was a little over 16lbs until we fished this lake. Bass don't grow so big up here in the north so that's a decent 5-fish limit, 16lbs. So, we fish this very same lake last year and a new guy in the club wins. He's from down south, fishes different styles, it was his first time fishing this lake and the fucker caught over 20lbs! :shock: WTF? Destroyed the record. Yesterday was just his second time fishing this lake. He won...again. I had 4.97lbs. Like I said, it's tough fishing, but that got me second place. The guy that came in first, he had over 14lbs! WTF?? He fucking OWNS that lake. Hahahaha. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:09 pm ] |
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I photoshopped your head into a giant pink penis, but I didn't post it in case you thought I was implying something. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:48 pm ] |
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Sir Wanksalot wrote: I photoshopped your head into a giant pink penis, but I didn't post it in case you thought I was implying something.
That's a little disturbing. |
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| Author: | Dago [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:54 pm ] |
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Ouch, that must be painful. |
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| Author: | EisenFaust [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:12 pm ] |
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Wow.. Your forehead is exceedingly large of its kind.. And very shiny.. I get that shit all the time.. I have little to zero pigment.. |
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| Author: | Astaroth [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:29 pm ] |
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Kathaarian wrote: Sun sucks. I can't stay out in the sun, I'm so white (hail my aryan bruthas
) .ha ha!  .. yes... listening to black metal always make ppl aryan... like a brownie guy i once knew over msn who only listened to NSBM.
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:00 pm ] |
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EisenFaust wrote: Wow.. Your forehead is exceedingly large of its kind.. And very shiny..
I get that shit all the time.. I have little to zero pigment.. My forehead is not large, it's the camera angle. See, I'm quite sexy in my normal metrosexual stance: 
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:03 pm ] |
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Eyesore wrote: EisenFaust wrote: Wow.. Your forehead is exceedingly large of its kind.. And very shiny.. I get that shit all the time.. I have little to zero pigment.. My forehead is not large, it's the camera angle. See, I'm quite sexy in my normal metrosexual stance: dude, are those real chicks in the background? they look like cardboard... |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon May 01, 2006 12:55 am ] |
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FrigidSymphony wrote: Eyesore wrote: EisenFaust wrote: Wow.. Your forehead is exceedingly large of its kind.. And very shiny.. I get that shit all the time.. I have little to zero pigment.. My forehead is not large, it's the camera angle. See, I'm quite sexy in my normal metrosexual stance: dude, are those real chicks in the background? they look like cardboard... They are. Russian Juicy Girls in South Korea. Cardboard would be appropriate as none of them anywhere knew how to dance. Hahahaha. |
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| Author: | Tlaloc [ Mon May 01, 2006 4:02 am ] |
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That photo looks like you just stepped out of GTA Vice City. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon May 01, 2006 7:15 am ] |
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Sir Wanksalot wrote: That photo looks like you just stepped out of GTA Vice City.
Cash money, foo! |
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| Author: | EisenFaust [ Tue May 02, 2006 9:44 am ] |
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Eyesore wrote: EisenFaust wrote: Wow.. Your forehead is exceedingly large of its kind.. And very shiny.. I get that shit all the time.. I have little to zero pigment.. My forehead is not large, it's the camera angle. See, I'm quite sexy in my normal metrosexual stance: So you are :flirt:.. My bad |
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