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Eyesore
 Post subject: I Need A New Woman!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:46 pm 
I'm getting bored with my current lady...

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Cú Chulainn
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what the hell?

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Orion
 Post subject: Re: I Need A New Woman!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:55 pm 
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Eyesore wrote:
I'm getting bored with my current lady...

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:shock:

But her porcelain skin is so lovely!!!
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Ness
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I'd hit it
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Stefan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:52 pm 
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I'd hit it


:shock:


:lol:
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Azrael
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indeed, 'tis a mediocre Porcelain Throne.

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Eyesore
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metalNESS wrote:
I'd hit it

Hahahahahahaha!
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Emmerder
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Some day I'm gonna get a heated toilet seat. Even if I have to do it myself. Not sure how yet, but I'll figure it out. I'm tired of sitting down in the winter and not being able to take a crap because my ass is too numb.

Okay, that was a little bit of an exagguration. But I still don't like it.
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Rhys
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Share your porcelain woman with your blankety woman (your bed)!
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Tlaloc
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ooooohhhh kaaaayyy.........
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Rhys
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Sir Wanksalot wrote:
ooooohhhh kaaaayyy.........


Why are you weirded out, your names sir wanksalot!
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2006 4:21 pm 
The porcelain queen is not my woman, my lady is the yellow towel, she's Asian.
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Eternal Idol
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I must admit, that semen-infested towel just screams "album cover".
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Eyesore
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Eternal Idol wrote:
I must admit, that semen-infested towel just screams "album cover".

Hahahaha.
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EisenFaust
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[Screaky voice of gothic homoeroticism]
She is Erzulie possessed
Of a milky white skin
My porcelain Yin
A graceful Angel of Sin [/]
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Radagast
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So on Saturday morning I did one of those awesome craps that just happens the moment you sit on the bowl. No dragging fingernails down the wall screaming "OUT! OUT!!" for me. :D
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Lord Jotun
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This thread = lollicide :lol:
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Azrael
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i'd go as far as to say LOLLOCAUST. oh yeah.

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Ness
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Radagast wrote:
So on Saturday morning I did one of those awesome craps that just happens the moment you sit on the bowl. No dragging fingernails down the wall screaming "OUT! OUT!!" for me. :D


HAHA!!

Those are the best. One wipe and you're out!
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