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Author:  Tlaloc [ Mon May 22, 2006 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Speaking shit is a legitimate language

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Am ... ar_English

"Ok class, today we will be looking at the grammatical structure contained within 50 Cent's 'Fuck dat Bitch'.

"Fuck Dat Bitch"
(feat. Dave Hollister)

[Fifty talking]
If a bitch don't like me
somethin's wrong with the bitch...(fuck that bitch)

[Dave Hollister singing]
Why...oh why...why..you wanna fuck with me now?

[Fifty talking]
Yo Dave, that shit come with the game baby, the money, you know,
thats how this shit works, you know?
they supposed to love me now baby,
I'm hot now baby, I'm doin' it now.

[Chorus (Dave Hollister singing)]
Girl, what makes you wanna fuck with me now?
I've been wantin' to fuck wit' you for quite a while
is the money makin' you wanna fuck with me?
Whoa...if money's gonna make me slam these hoes..then alright.

[Verse 1:]
Whattup Shorty, I ain't seen you in many moons,
talk to me, how's life been treatin' you? good I hope, y
ou got a smile that only a fool would forget
and a figure that'll leave a nigga droolin' and shit
there I was, kickin' my game
pickin' her brain
buggin' 'cause a while back I met this bitch on the train
she wasn't feelin' me, I pulled up, she wouldn't talk from the whip
Uptown girl, she feel like thats some chickenhead shit
but on the sidewalk we ain't play games
we exchanged numbers and names
I went back to the Range
I heard her Girlfriend whisperin' "I know that nigga, he rich"
she think I got six whips 'cause me and my Man switch
anyway, her name is CeCe
she said she go to BMCC
push a '98 328 with chrome BB's
she said she seen me in the Onyx video on TV
she liked my part the best, man, this bitch is tryin' to G me.

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
It's hard as Hell to find a Girl thats really down for ya
type that'll hold down the Tre pound for ya
they into diamonds now, to Hell with pearls
these trick niggas fucked up, they done gave 'em the World
Hey Shorty, why you like me? huh? you like the way I spit?
oh, I hit your girlfriend, she told you 'bout the dick?
nah for real, am I the type that you wanna roll wit'?
platinum iced out, got rid of that gold shit
I love my lifestyle, you too, you love it
that I could blow Twenty Thousand and think nothin' of it
know you wouldn't fuck with me if I had no ends
probably wouldn't fuck in the whip if it wasn't a Benz
I guess life looks different through them Shanel tints
Man, I don't care if these hoes love me or not
long as I rhyme hot I'm gettin' head in my drop
it goes on and on and on and it don't stop.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
One thing you can always count on is change
and a rich nigga to come put shit in the game
had a 4.0 then Jigga made you trade your Range
would've felt broke if you couldn't get your change
now it's hard to find us or stay behind us
while we on the 900 double R Hondas
watch the cats who flip bricks recline in the latest whips
while Penetentiaries stay packed with cats who sling packs
all these hoes ain't Madonna fans but all across the World
you can find a material Girl
I sip Dom 'till I earl
take 'em two at a time
quick I get in they mind
have 'em thinkin' they mine
bust off then tell 'em "Bust a Uey, on mo' time"
I'm like the reason ya'll niggas can't eat this year
got your bitch breakin' her neck to peep this here
c'mon..uh huh...c'mon.

[Chorus 2x]

[Dave Hollister]
Fuck you bitch! leave me alone, walk on...get the fuck on...

[Fifty]
Yo, Shorty..tell your friends ya'll ain't fuckin' with us..aww
man...look...he ain't mean that shit..
c'mon thats just records..niggas is playin'..
we wasn't serious and shit..





Yep, profound stuff.

Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon May 22, 2006 3:19 pm ]
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word.

Author:  Caligula_K [ Mon May 22, 2006 5:00 pm ]
Post subject: 

Quote:
Yep, profound stuff.


Exodus- Piranha

Quote:
slicing jaws a way of life
brought up to waste mankind
loki's pets his little children
deadly eyery time

trapped in swamps by gates of hell

don't ever: let them out
for if you do and they escape
you'll fight a bloody bout

piranha kill in a pack - you'll run
piranha start to attack - you'll done
if you think you can beat - deadly school
if you think you can live - vou're a fool

gates of hell are old and cracked
they tumble and they fall
out rush a bloody wall of death
to kill anything at all
their sole mission is t0 kill
strip your bones and flesh
rip out your eyes tear off your face
an agonizing death

piranha kill in a pack - you'll run
piranha start to attack - you're done
if you think you can beat - deadly school
if you think you can live - you're a fool


Yep, profound stuff.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Mon May 22, 2006 6:19 pm ]
Post subject: 

Brahm_K wrote:
Quote:
Yep, profound stuff.


Exodus- Piranha

Quote:
slicing jaws a way of life
brought up to waste mankind
loki's pets his little children
deadly eyery time

trapped in swamps by gates of hell

don't ever: let them out
for if you do and they escape
you'll fight a bloody bout

piranha kill in a pack - you'll run
piranha start to attack - you'll done
if you think you can beat - deadly school
if you think you can live - vou're a fool

gates of hell are old and cracked
they tumble and they fall
out rush a bloody wall of death
to kill anything at all
their sole mission is t0 kill
strip your bones and flesh
rip out your eyes tear off your face
an agonizing death

piranha kill in a pack - you'll run
piranha start to attack - you're done
if you think you can beat - deadly school
if you think you can live - you're a fool


Yep, profound stuff.


*Starts...moshing...trys not to...lyrics can't...moshing...aaaaaahh!*

Author:  Orion [ Mon May 22, 2006 8:32 pm ]
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God, maybe somebody here can finally answer a question I've had for ages. Who in the fucking hell is Shorty?

Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Mon May 22, 2006 9:18 pm ]
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Orion wrote:
God, maybe somebody here can finally answer a question I've had for ages. Who in the fucking hell is Shorty?

It's a general term for a girl. Like Shiela in Australia.

Author:  Radagast [ Tue May 23, 2006 10:09 am ]
Post subject: 

Brahm_K wrote:
Quote:
Yep, profound stuff.


Exodus- Piranha

Quote:
slicing jaws a way of life
brought up to waste mankind
loki's pets his little children
deadly eyery time

trapped in swamps by gates of hell

don't ever: let them out
for if you do and they escape
you'll fight a bloody bout

piranha kill in a pack - you'll run
piranha start to attack - you'll done
if you think you can beat - deadly school
if you think you can live - vou're a fool

gates of hell are old and cracked
they tumble and they fall
out rush a bloody wall of death
to kill anything at all
their sole mission is t0 kill
strip your bones and flesh
rip out your eyes tear off your face
an agonizing death

piranha kill in a pack - you'll run
piranha start to attack - you're done
if you think you can beat - deadly school
if you think you can live - you're a fool


Yep, profound stuff.

Wow, I was going to go swimming with piranhas before you posted that as well. Phew.

Author:  Tlaloc [ Tue May 23, 2006 12:05 pm ]
Post subject: 

Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo

Author:  Dago [ Tue May 23, 2006 12:27 pm ]
Post subject: 

Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo


Awesome.

Author:  Metalhead_Bastard [ Tue May 23, 2006 1:38 pm ]
Post subject: 

Dago wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo


Awesome.
#


Hahahaha, niggas kill in a pack you'll run, what a classic.

Author:  Lord Jotun [ Tue May 23, 2006 1:48 pm ]
Post subject: 

Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo


ROFLJUICE!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  CĂș Chulainn [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:13 pm ]
Post subject: 

(sarcasm) I wonder why there are so few black metalheads...

Author:  Caligula_K [ Tue May 23, 2006 4:25 pm ]
Post subject: 

Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo


Hahahahahahaha! :lol: Thats awesome. Anyone feel like recording this?

Author:  Misha [ Tue May 23, 2006 4:32 pm ]
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I think only Walksalot's version is nice, the other two are both just as retarded because they are actually meant not to be.

Author:  Orion [ Tue May 23, 2006 5:43 pm ]
Post subject: 

Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo



If you had just entered that into the lyrics writing contest...

Author:  Al@metalreviews [ Tue May 23, 2006 9:57 pm ]
Post subject: 

Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Exodus- Piranha
(Feat. 50 Cent)

Quote:
slicing pussy a way of life
brought up to waste bitches
50's pets his little ho's
fuck dem every time

trapped in da ghetto by da white man

don't ever: let dem niggas out
fo if you do and dey escape
you'll fight a bloody shoot out

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas smoke crack- y'all done
if you think yo fly - deadly east side
if you think you can daddy mack - y'all a foo

gates of jail is old and cracked
dey tumble and dey fall muthafucker
out rush a muthafuckin wall of death
to kill any nigga at all
their sole mission is to fuck yo shit up
strip yo clothes and shit
rip out yo pussy tear off yo titties
yo been fucked by 50

niggas kill in a pack - you'll run
niggas start to attack - you're done
da money make me blow - muck yo
if you think you can slam shorty - yo a foo


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