Zad seems to have found his comedy niche with the metal/porn parodies
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| Author: | Shakaz [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:21 pm ] |
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Need i say more... discuss Phallusifer – The Immoral Code’ The World’s first Black Metal Porn movie. http://65.98.14.226/~karnalf/index2.html The theme of the move is as such, Hardcore porn with hints of SM and Satanic imagery, and the soundtrack is mainly comprised of decadent black metal music “I am now contemplating on which bands’ music to use for the movie” states the director . Bands that feel their music should be on the movie get in touch. At this we at Karnal Film are looking and talking with distribution companies/record companies that will be able to make this film available to the extreme metal masses. Record labels that want to place ads on the DVD feel free to get in touch as well If successful this will be the first of many movies to come, we aim to have people from metal and gothic bands to get in touch to act in newer volumes however we also will consider other applicants. enter the site to see pics and stuff. |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:25 pm ] |
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Fistfvkking kristraping BM indeed. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:25 pm ] |
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*sighs* http://www.metalreviews.com/phpBB2/view ... &start=360 Scroll down... And there are NSFW pictures on that link of Shakaz's above. I think it's a ridiculous idea. |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:50 pm ] |
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I'm not even going to open this shit. The stupidity... |
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| Author: | Shakaz [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:51 pm ] |
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Well mine is more informative. And i don't know you , but when I'm seeing a porno i think to myself "what the experience will be like if some burzum or drudkh were playing alongside this titty fuck" and stuff, it can only better the experience i think.... |
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| Author: | Goat [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:53 pm ] |
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Shakaz wrote: Well mine is more informative.
And i don't know you , but when I'm seeing a porno i think to myself "what the experience will be like if some burzum or drudkh were playing alongside this titty fuck" and stuff, it can only better the experience i think.... :shock: You do?! I think it's fair to say most people would be thinking, um... other things. Anyway, if it was REAL tr00 BM p0rn, it'd be in a forest. |
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| Author: | Shakaz [ Mon May 22, 2006 4:59 pm ] |
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yea they are wasting money filming in a house or studio or something, why no some gonzo in the forest wit full corpse paint, and some hats like that funny immortal video with the witch hats, o men what a god porno!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | Eternal Idol [ Mon May 22, 2006 6:30 pm ] |
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Shakaz wrote: Well mine is more informative.
And i don't know you , but when I'm seeing a porno i think to myself "what the experience will be like if some burzum or drudkh were playing alongside this titty fuck" and stuff, it can only better the experience i think.... Fvkking to Burzum is quite fun. But, if that's the first thing that comes to mind when you're watching a porn, well maybe a porn with chicks in it isn't your thing. |
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| Author: | Fingon [ Mon May 22, 2006 6:31 pm ] |
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some things are just wrong |
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| Author: | Kathaarian [ Mon May 22, 2006 7:18 pm ] |
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Fingon wrote: some things are just wrong
Quote of the day. |
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| Author: | Eyesore [ Mon May 22, 2006 8:00 pm ] |
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Yeah, I love all the black metal imagery like the plants and the bookshelves. Oooh, so scaawy. Plus, the bitch is nasty and the dude is disgusting. |
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| Author: | Azrael [ Tue May 23, 2006 1:32 pm ] |
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this ranks right up there with scat porn in my "hotness" scale. oh yeah. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue May 23, 2006 2:32 pm ] |
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Whatever next? Prog/Power Porn, where he stops for a wank in the middle? Badoom-tish! |
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| Author: | Radagast [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:01 pm ] |
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Death Metal porn...you'd think it would end when he stopped doing her halfway through so he could cut her open....you'd think. |
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| Author: | Cú Chulainn [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:17 pm ] |
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power metal porn, were they battle with sword and battleaxes while screwing |
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:22 pm ] |
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Porno-grind porn: where they stop to have sex in the middle... |
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| Author: | rio [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:35 pm ] |
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Zad seems to have found his comedy niche with the metal/porn parodies
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| Author: | Rhys [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:35 pm ] |
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Hardcore porn: Just two guys with "honour" tattooed on their chests fucking. 
Drone porn: basicaly nothing happens, they just do it in one position, all the time, with little variation. |
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| Author: | Metalhead_Bastard [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:36 pm ] |
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following the reaper wrote: Hardcore porn: Just two guys with "honour" tattooed on their chests fucking.
Drone porn: basicaly nothing happens, they just do it in one position, all the time, with little variation. Hardcore porn has actually been done millions and millions of times the world over I'm afraid. |
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| Author: | Goat [ Tue May 23, 2006 3:38 pm ] |
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rio wrote: Zad seems to have found his comedy niche with the metal/porn parodies
Doom porn - they look really uncomfortable, and it takes a long time. Glam porn - you can't tell which is the man and which the woman. Grindcore porn - lots of grunts, over rather quickly. |
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