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Author:  Goat [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Well, that does it for god!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060605/od_ ... ne_lion_dc
Author:  Skartasis [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:25 pm ]
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Hallelujah!
Author:  Eternal Idol [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:37 pm ]
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Lioness>God
Author:  Radagast [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:48 pm ]
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lol god got pwned
Author:  Carnifex Umbris [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:54 pm ]
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Either that or God couldn't be bothered protecting someone stupid enough to hop inside an enclosure with a lioness.
Author:  Goat [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 5:56 pm ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Either that or God couldn't be bothered protecting someone stupid enough to hop inside an enclosure with a lioness.


Yes, the guy obviously didn't believe hard enough.
Author:  Radagast [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:02 pm ]
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Either that or God couldn't be bothered protecting someone stupid enough to hop inside an enclosure with a lioness.


I can picture the earlier conversation:

Moron: God, you're like my best friend.
God: Yeah, totally man, totally.
Moron: I mean like, even with all that weird powers shit you've got, you still remember your friends.
God: Yeah well....
Moron: No, I mean it man, you're like...
God: Hey! I've got an idea! You should totally go into the lion pen at the zoo! I'll save you at the last minute!
Moron: Well....I dunno.
God: C'mon, man, it'll be awesome!
Moron: You think so?
God: Yeah! Hells yeah! The lion'll be all like "I'm totally gonna eat him" and everyone'll be all "oh noes!" and then I'll yoink you out at the last minute!
Moron: Ha ha! Awesome! I'm gonna do that right now!
God: Yeah dude, go!
Moron: I will! I totally will! *runs off*
[God picks up the phone]
God: Hello, Moses? Turn on the TV dude. I just totally tricked that Ukranian moron we hang out with to walking into a lion pen! I know, what a dick! Man the look on his face will be classic.
Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:25 pm ]
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What kind of God did this guy believe in I wonder. I mean Christian God doesn't interfere with peoples affairs does he?
Author:  Goat [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:26 pm ]
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Kathaarian wrote:
What kind of God did this guy believe in I wonder. I mean Christian God doesn't interfere with peoples affairs does he?


And the Muslim/Jewish one doesn't?

All at once - "Course he does!"
Author:  Kathaarian [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:30 pm ]
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Zad wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
What kind of God did this guy believe in I wonder. I mean Christian God doesn't interfere with peoples affairs does he?


And the Muslim/Jewish one doesn't?

All at once - "Course he does!"


Maybe Odin does. I mean the guy's a warrior isn't he? Hooray for Odin.
Author:  Azrael [ Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:14 pm ]
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god was just on the lion's side.
Author:  Caligula_K [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:03 am ]
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Found this from a bit back, also:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/

Lions: 2, God: 0.
Author:  Goat [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:11 am ]
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Azrael wrote:
god was just on the lion's side.


Animals don't have souls, silly. :wink:
Author:  Anonymous [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:40 pm ]
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Hahahaha, good riddance.
Author:  Jürgen [ Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:04 pm ]
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If i was god, i wouldn't have interfered either.
Author:  unknownkadath666 [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:46 am ]
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if i were god i would have influenced the lion to have a greater hunger
Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:48 am ]
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This doesn't prove or disprove anything other than the fact that some people are total idiots.
Author:  Lord Jotun [ Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:25 pm ]
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Well, this isn't really news at all... Romans had actually tried the christians vs. lions experiment thousands of years ago, and it led to the very same results.

Honor to our mighty ancestors ;)
Author:  Anonymous [ Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:13 pm ]
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Lord Jotun wrote:
Well, this isn't really news at all... Romans had actually tried the christians vs. lions experiment thousands of years ago, and it led to the very same results.

Honor to our mighty ancestors ;)


Yea, but people need to be reminded.
Author:  hellraiser_xes [ Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:52 am ]
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Christians to the lions!!!

How apt, if he was a Christian.
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