A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.
"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
Silence took over...then everyone turned to the masochist and asked:"So, what's it gonna be?"
To which he replies, "Meow."

A friend of mine just sent me this.

I'd totally do the Pussycat Dolls.

Only after I killed them and cut a few custom orifices.

Want to swap friends?

Swap my lovely MoHos for your weird friends who can't spell "refrigerator" correctly? No, thank you.

:(

I hope your car gets attacked by brick-wielding tards, you cruel woman.

Get a sex change and enroll in Mount Holyoke, and you can be friends with everyone I know as well.

You make it sound so easy...

Bastards'd probably refuse my green card.

Get a student visa. We at Mount Holyoke take such pride in our international diversity. You'd just have to put up with being told that, as a white person, you have a personal responsibility to solve the race crisis and that everything bad that has ever happened in the world is your fault.

Though upon viewing your picture again, you might pass as non-white. Lucky bastard.

I could live with that. I'll book the operation tomorrow.

I do get suspicious looks sometimes. I could pass as a Muslim...

I thought you weren't white, so long as that doesn't cause any offense.

Where did you think I was from?

I have no idea, I don't even think I was thinking of your picture when I wrote that, for some reason I was imagining a small, clearly asian guy-I took another look at your pic though and I was being a bit of a dumbass, hehe.

In daylight, there's no way anyone could mistake me for anything other than a honky. A small asian guy, eh?

That made me laugh.

Hehe. I just had a good old larf when I actually looked at your picture. I might aswell be a small asian guy.

I'm going to have to get a better one up, it makes me look so miserable and evil...which I'm not, honest. :roll:

I doubt I will, no idea where the camera is-my one isn't the most flattering, but I don't care. Mwuahahahahaha./

Those glasses are the bane of my existence, I hate the damn things. Only wear them with computers, films etc and when reading.

Can I touch it when you do?