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Author:  Fingon [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:19 am ]
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http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html

Author:  Kathaarian [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:41 am ]
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I've read these before. Fucking hilarious.

"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass." lolzords

Quote of the day

Author:  Azrael [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:16 am ]
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i had read this before, but indeed, it's just too fucking funny!!

i'd love to know who wrote that shit, it's pure gold.

Author:  Ness [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:58 pm ]
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"Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass."

"I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite."

HAHAHAHAHAh!!!! These are great!!


Quote:
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my
way.


This part is fucking great! :lol:

Author:  Tlaloc [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:23 pm ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
LOLipops!

Author:  genesis [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:46 am ]
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all i can say is GOLD :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Fingon [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:01 am ]
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the thing is, is have this feeling the 'sweetheart' in the last conversation is probably a fat guy in his 40's :lol:

Author:  Trooper Of Steel [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:46 pm ]
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Hahaha, classic

I've read a few of them before....still, funny stuff

Author:  Legacy Of The Night [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:06 pm ]
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This made my day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Colonel Kurtz [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:56 am ]
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Very funny. I think I liked the last the most.

Author:  Eternal Idol [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:07 pm ]
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Awesome. They should make these into a Crank Yankers type show, complete with puppets simulating the acts.

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