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Author: | Fingon [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:19 am ] |
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http://dk-net.com/users/kevin/cybersex.html |
Author: | Kathaarian [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:41 am ] |
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I've read these before. Fucking hilarious. "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass." lolzords Quote of the day |
Author: | Azrael [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 11:16 am ] |
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i had read this before, but indeed, it's just too fucking funny!! i'd love to know who wrote that shit, it's pure gold. |
Author: | Ness [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:58 pm ] |
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"Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass." "I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite." HAHAHAHAHAh!!!! These are great!! Quote: Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking. Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly. Wellhung: Me too. Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other. Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts. Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses? Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table. Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby! Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. This part is fucking great! ![]() |
Author: | Tlaloc [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:23 pm ] |
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![]() ![]() ![]() LOLipops! |
Author: | genesis [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:46 am ] |
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all i can say is GOLD ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Fingon [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:01 am ] |
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the thing is, is have this feeling the 'sweetheart' in the last conversation is probably a fat guy in his 40's ![]() |
Author: | Trooper Of Steel [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:46 pm ] |
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Hahaha, classic I've read a few of them before....still, funny stuff |
Author: | Legacy Of The Night [ Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:06 pm ] |
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This made my day. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Colonel Kurtz [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:56 am ] |
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Very funny. I think I liked the last the most. |
Author: | Eternal Idol [ Thu Jul 06, 2006 3:07 pm ] |
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Awesome. They should make these into a Crank Yankers type show, complete with puppets simulating the acts. |
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